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The Phone Call.
A guy dials his home phone from work.
A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.
" "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom
with someone who I just figured was her husband.
" The guy is fuming.
He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den
and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with.
" The maid puts down the phone.
The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone.
"What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
*Long pause*
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