«Английский шутя».

Two winkies went on a hunting trip. After it began

to get dark, they thought it was about time

to go home. They unfortunately got lost.

One winkie said to the other, "I read that

if you get lost in the woods you should fire

three shots in the air. It is supposed to be

an "S.O.S."

So, the second winkie shot three times

into the air. After waiting for a few hours,

they repeated the signal. They tried it over

and over, but nobody came to help them.

Finally, the second winkie said,

"O.K., I'll try again, but we're running out

of arrows!"