The Farm Pond

This shows how smart you get as you grow older.
An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, picnic tables, horseshoe
courts,
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed
up
for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket
to
bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young
women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence
and
they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

MORAL: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
every
time!