MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening as the Captain asked me to dine at his table.
TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. He is so charming and handsome!
WEDNESDAY: The Captain made several proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.
THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!

FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives... twice.
:)