мальчишки тоже иногда умеют о всяких славных глупостях писать :)
"Find someone to:
fall asleep with, be the 'friend' often referred to on wedding invites, conspire to concoct plausible excuses to escape unwanted social scenario's, hold the melways upside down in their allotted passenger seat, call in sick when really we'll be playing doctors and nurses, wear my only ironed business shirt cos nothing else was closer to hand, learn to give and take with in equal measure, indulge in connection and stylish conversations of substance..."

и побрела в свою одинокую кроватку...мальчик в воскресенье уезжает аж на 5 недель в командировку в Сингапур, Индию, Америку, Китай...йээээхххх...а в Мельбурне дожди, сыро и холодно...