So, so so......
The job of G-D is to punish Ben-Ludhn
Our job is to make them meet!

Some "mom stories"- that makes you laugh and me -cry))

story#1
me: "mom, I bite my tongue"
Mom: "Do you want a watermelon"?
me: "WTF"???
mom:"It's healthy for your stomach"
me: "I didn't bite my stomach I bite my tongue&*^*%^#%@$!

story#2
my mom started to explain me why should I drees PROVOCATIVE!
when my dad heard it he became really upset....

My mom wanted to show me that she cares me (but she don't) so she called me when I was in a middle (...... not a middle of what you think, a middle of a party)
she:"When will you get home?"
me: "today..."
she:"when?"
me:"later"
she:"ok.....What's up?"
me: "good"
she: "so whan you will be back?"
me:"LATERRRRRR"
she: "Ok, bye!!"
=D

When I was getting out of the house, I was standing near the door and wearing shoes my grandfather is asking me:
grandpa: "WHAT? Are you going somewhere??"
me: "No...........I just am wearing shoes to stand near the door...."
he: "ok...I'm calm now!

Yeah I have a really weird family!