The English language is set to become the official Euro-tongue.
However, a recent report says that the English spelling does
leave room for improvement and a five-year plan has been drawn up to
develop Euro-English.

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c" and "k" will
replace the hard "c". Not only will this klear up konfusion and make the life
of sivil servants easier, but also komputer keyboards will need one less key.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome
"ph" will be replased with an "f". This will make words like "fotograf"
20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to get to a stage where more komplikated alterations are possible. So
double letters will be removed to inkrease the likelihood of akurate
spelling. And the horrible mess of the silent "e" will be banished.

By the fourth yar, peopl will be reseptiv to steps like replasing "th" by "z"
and "w" by "v". During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar modifikations vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yar, we wil hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finaly kum tru