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Journal Staff Report
MOSCOW, Sept. 18 – Ousted Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko on Sunday night appeared on the Kremlin-controlled NTV Russian television for an interview in which she pledged to work hard to improve relations with Russia.
Tymoshenko said Ukraine and Russia had a number of important projects to work on and added that she planned visit to Moscow soon.
"It doesn't matter in which capacity will I come, but I really would like to improve relations with Russia," Tymoshenko said, speaking in Russian and smiling while responding to a question of whether she had planned to visit Moscow in the capacity of the president of Ukraine.
President Viktor Yushchenko sacked Tymoshenko and her political rival Petro Poroshenko, the national security chief, on Sept. 8, following a wave of clashes between the two. Both seek to position themselves and their parties ahead of the general election in March 2006.
Tymoshenko's appearance on the Russian television, which is popular in predominantly Russian speaking regions of eastern Ukraine, and her pledge to improve Ukraine-Russia relations underscore Tymoshenko's plans to tap voters in eastern Ukraine.
It also highlights Tymoshenko's political turnaround, as she had been so far perceived as a leader of a nationalistic party that had been popular in less populous western Ukraine.
The television interview comes as Tymoshenko's party have been increasingly expanding advertising at outdoor election posters throughout Ukraine, according to a report by Studio 1+1 television.
The developments follow two weeks of massive and perhaps coordinated strikes at Yushchenko and top officials of his party, Our Ukraine, which will probably become the biggest competitor for Tymoshenko's party during the upcoming election.
Tymoshenko will have to win the general election to return in April 2006 to the position of prime minister, a position that will have dramatically increased powers after Jan. 1, 2006.
Meanwhile, some in the Tymoshenko team have been calling for an early election, in January 2006 rather in March 2006 that would help Tymoshenko capitalize on her allegedly high rating.
But some proposals may go even further.
Stepan Havrysh, a lawmaker known to be recently supporting Tymoshenko, suggested a special bill may be submitted to Parliament launching the constitutional amendments Oct. 1, or three months sooner then had been planned.
Some analyst said that Tymoshenko may benefit from the bill by securing support from lawmakers for her approval as the new prime minister, but others said the plan is too risky and will not materialize.




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The term sex is variously employed. In the broad sense it includes everything from the sex cells to sexual behaviour. Primary sex, which is generally all that distinguishes one kind of individual from another in the case of many lower animals, denotes the capacity of the reproductive gland, or gonad, to produce either sperm cells or eggs or both. If only sperm cells are produced, the reproductive gland is a testis, and the primary sex of the tissue and the individual possessing it is male. If only eggs are produced, the reproductive gland is an ovary, and the primary sex is female. If the gland produces both sperm and eggs, either simultaneously or successively, the condition is known as hermaphroditic. An individual, therefore, is male or female or hermaphrodite primarily according to the nature of the gonad.
As a rule, male and female complement each other at all levels of organization: as sex cells; as individuals with either testes or ovaries; and as individuals with anatomical, physiological, and behavioral differences associated with the complemental roles they play during the whole reproductive process. The role of the male individual is to deliver sperm cells in enormous numbers in the right place and at the right time to fertilize eggs of female individuals of the same species. The role of the female individual is to deliver or otherwise offer eggs capable of being fertilized under precise circumstances. In the case of hermaphrodite organisms, animal or plant, various devices are employed to ensure cross-fertilization, or cross-pollination, so that full advantage of double parentage is obtained. The basic requirement of sexual reproduction is that reproductive cells of different parentage come together and fuse in pairs. Such cells will be genetically different to a significant degree, and it is this feature that is essential to the long-term well-being of the race. The other sexual distinctions, between the two types of sex cell and between two individuals of different sex, are secondary differences connected with ways and means of attaining the end.

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It is time to say her about love

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Since she made her debut at the age of 12 in the 1994 thriller Leon, Natalie Portman has become one of the hottest young stars around, combining roles in blockbusters (the Star Wars series, Cold Mountain) with such cult favorites as Beautiful Girls and Mars Attacks!


This month she's back on the big screen in Garden State, a quirky comedy directed by and starring Zach Braff (best known for the small screen sitcom Scrubs) as a man trying to get over the death of his mother. Portman stars as Sam, who helps him come to terms with his tragic loss.


Here, Portman talks about her role in the film, her time at university and what it's really like to be in Star Wars.


After your adventures in the Star Wars films Garden State must seem like a breath of fresh air, doesn’t it?


“It’s a film that doesn’t really fit into any genre. Movies now are so often made to mimic other successful movies – the romantic comedy, the thriller, the action movie – which are so formulaic that you can guess the ending after the first five minutes. So it was nice to see something like this that was much messier, like life, that doesn’t fit into any category, that doesn’t go with anything we’ve seen before. It just has these unique experiences and unique characters.”


What are the key differences between smaller films like this and big blockbusters like the Star Wars movies?


“I think the greatest thing about having no money to make the film is that you don’t have time to waste. You keep going, there’s no going back to your trailer for two hours while they do a lighting set up. When you go back and have a little nap between scenes, or talk to your agent or whatever you do between scenes, that breaks your momentum. But you really feel here that we were working together as a team on this movie.”


Is there nothing you miss about the lavish treats you get to enjoy on a major studio film though?


“There are some, like having a big comfortable trailer and perks like that. But it was wonderful here too because you actually got to meet people much more and with a smaller crew you got to talk to them between takes. You’d sit there and learn about them, what kind of music they might like, why they want to work in film and what their passions are. That was a really great experience.”


How was the evident bond between the cast achieved?


“Zach and [co-star] Peter Sarsgaard came down to my university one weekend, and we all went out and partied together. That’s a great way to start out because it breaks down all barriers and we kept that sort of mood on set. There was very much a party atmosphere, like we were joking and hanging out. I think you feel that in the film, that there was this sense of friends being with each other.”


What was it made you take time off from your career to study at university?


“I actually worked while I was at university, but I only worked in the summer time so it wasn’t like I took a four year break or anything. I never worked during the school year, so kept the same pattern that I had done at school. It was never really a question for me, it was something I’d always wanted to do. To be an actor you have to be a person who’s engaged in the world, whether that’s through school or through travel or through meeting people and listening to them and learning about peoples’ lives I think that’s the most important thing. You’re trying to imagine other peoples’ lives and where imagination takes you. Having knowledge and first hand experience can really feed that imagination. So it was never really a question for me, university was an amazing experience.”


Zach’s character in the film has an awkward homecoming, when his friends think he has become a famous actor. Did anything similar ever happen to you?


“No, because I never really left home. I live on my own now, but in the same neighbourhood that I grew up in so I have the same friends that I’ve had since I was little. And I’ve been acting since I was 12 so they’ve pretty much always known me as an actress, so it wasn’t any big change.”


What was the experience of working with Zach like, with him directing a film for the first time?


“I didn’t feel too nervous about it, probably because he wasn’t nervous. He put me and everyone else at ease. He was very confident, very much a leader and really knew what he wanted to do. But he was very relaxed with it. A lot of directors, even experienced ones, get so stressed out because it’s such a difficult job. There’s so much to think about, to be in control of, and being in charge is hard because it has to be done with a great amount of humanity. People sometimes have a hard time keeping their vision intact while being humane to the people they work with. Zach was really wonderful about that, he really made this very collaborative feeling that everyone had a part to play. So it was really nice to work on.”


Do you have a favorite moment in the film?


“We had a series of very ‘talented’ dogs come in to perform. It was always amusing to see what Zach could scrounge up next. I was like ‘the dog does what?’. So that was always fun. It was really a very good time because Zach was constantly joking around and making it fun for all of us. That was a really great energy to be around.”


Your transition from child actress to adult star seems to have worked seamlessly, has it been as easy as it looks from the outside?


“It’s interesting, because my generation of female actors is largely made up of people who started acting as children. If you look at Kirsten Dunst, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Ricci, Claire Danes, we all started out when we were 11 or 12. I don’t know what it is about our generation, but I obviously have some good peers and we keep pushing each other I guess.”


There are some moving scenes for you in Garden State, is it easier to do something emotional here, say, than do something more fantastical against a blue screen in an imagined world as in Star Wars?


“It probably is because you can relate to it more directly. You have to find more circuitous paths to emotions when it’s not similar to something you’ve personally experienced. But that can happen in reality based movies too, it doesn’t just have to be in science fiction. I’ve obviously been lucky enough not to experience violence in my family or anything but the stuff that Sam goes through in this movie is probably more directly relatable to my personal experience.”


But doing the fantasy stuff must feel like being a kid again, doesn’t it?


“Oh absolutely, doing Star Wars is the most like being a child that I’ve ever experienced in acting. It’s like taking the old refrigerator box and pretending it’s your space ship because you’re literally working with nothing, pretending that it’s the most outrageous thing. One of the interesting things is that we all have our idea of what it will look like but then we see it and it’s completely different.”


Is there an appeal also in living other lives vicariously, in being someone else on screen?


“I don’t think of it that way. This job is like practicing empathy, it’s imagining other peoples’ lives and imagining what other people feel and how the world makes other people feel. That’s an amazing way to approach the world. It’s a nice sort of job, imagining what it’s like to be someone else.”

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I want she came to see me

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I have a letter

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I do my best to know it better.

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The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying "freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

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Pro-rector for science at the National Health Institute Candidate of Biological Sciences, Rinad Minvaleyev, says that according to the traditional sexology books normal coitus between a man and a woman lasts for 2-3 minutes in general. Longer coitus falls under the record category. The coitus of 2-3 minutes is an averaged result for an ordinary man who has sex once a week and thus agrees with his physiologic rhythm. Main goal of such coitus is conception or just a burst of energy.
As we know from the traditions of the East (India, China, etc.), people’s sexual life had much bigger importance than only conception. An act prolonged for an unlimited period was some sort of a spiritual life, and the Tantra methods prove this. Tantra treats prolonged sex as a method to reveal new physical and spiritual states in a man. A group of researchers who take an active interest in yoga decided to conduct an experiment to prove or disprove these statements,” the researcher says.
Several heterosexual couples volunteered to have sex with electronic tonometer sensors fastened to their hands and in presence of the researchers. The experiment revealed that the bodies of men and women react in different ways when reach an orgasm. Either heartbeat dropped to 10-12 beats a minute and consequently the blood pressure considerably increased, or the heartbeats became more rapid and the blood pressure dropped. One of the volunteers even registered no pulse within 4 minutes, and it had no effect upon his health.
There are parasympathetic and sympathetic sections of the human nervous system, Rinad Minvaleyev says. The parasympathetic section controls recovery of the organism and renewal of cells; it functions when a man is sleeping. And the sympathetic section is responsible for man’s energy, for the hormones of adrenalin and noradrenalin in blood. If the pulse drops and the blood pressure increases our organism restores under the control of the parasympathetic section of the nervous system. Otherwise, we experience collapse.
People do not feel tired if the parasympathetic reaction prevails while having sex. In other words, in this case sex actually helps people prolong their life. In case the sympathetic reaction prevails during sex, people feel prostrated after sex and absolutely inert.
The experiment revealed that partners mostly have a sympathetic reaction to an orgasm if an act lasts about 10-15 minutes. During a longer sexual act, the human organism switches over to the parasympathetic section to restore the functions. As a result, both partners feel energetic and strong after having sex; they become very intimate after such contacts.
It is known that men often have to make presents to their women in exchange for having sex, or make some other compensation. Women who ask for presents in exchange for sex have a dominating sympathetic section of the nervous system during sex; they get tired after having sex and as a result ask for compensation. However there are women with a dominating parasympathetic section. They ask for no presents, live with a man, take care of him and get much positive energy in having sex. So, a prolonged sexual contact of 30-40 minutes and longer is a source of great spiritual power.
Longer sex is actually an art for men. There are men who are rather strong in the sexual aspect by birth. Yoga may help have longer sex: it opens new spots on the body that help people control themselves. It is important to learn to inhibit the ejaculation reflexes through the cerebral cortex. It is also important to have sex with a beloved woman who may also help make sex longer. One-night stands and sex with prostitutes will not make men’s spiritual life better, they may rather result in impotence. The researchers who conducted the experiment say they have studied what we call Love. “We have derived the formula of ideal love,” they add.

A Macedonian, who was traveling by car in Italy with his wife and child, left his wife at the petrol station accidentally and realized that only after six hours of driving.
This incident took place on the coast at the resort town Pesaro, where the couple and their 4-year-old daughter stopped to fill in the tank on their way home to Germany. Having refueled the car, the man drove away without even noticing that his 30-year-old wife (she was in the bathroom at the moment) was actually not in the car with him.
The woman had to face quite a problem: she had no money and no documents. Everything had been left in the car. She applied to the police, who found her husband on the way to Milan, 340km away from Pesaro.
The nebbish husband explained to police officers that he did not notice that his wife was missing, because she always sits at the back with their daughter.

Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.
Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened. The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat. The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too. Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters. Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you wanna try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided. Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy. "Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she. When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth. Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance. When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing. It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.

Pravda.ru

A cow and a bull were caught during an act of love in public, which they arranged in the Kaliningrad region of Russia. The two loving animals "did it" in an office supplies shop.
"A cow unexpectedly barged into the open doors of an office supplies shop in the town of Pionersky, in Russia's Kaliningrad enclave. A bull followed the cow and entered the shop too. Several seconds later the bull mounted the cow and the animals started making love right in front of the eyes of the flabbergasted salesgirl. The animals were passionate: several counter displays were crushed in the act of love," an eyewitness said. The woman ran out of the shop and even forgot to push the emergency button underneath the counter. Passers-by and security guards could not stop the animals from completing the reproduction process, Interfax reports. When they pushed the animals out of the shop, eight counters were found in ruins.

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I am pleased to be here at night!