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Âîñêðåñåíüå, 23 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 23:52 + â öèòàòíèê
Àíãëè÷àíå — íåâðîòèêè. Äåðæàòñÿ-äåðæàòñÿ, à ïîòîì êàê âçîðâóòñÿ. È ïèøóò îá ýòîì â ãàçåòàõ. Íå ñòåñíÿÿñü â âûðàæåíèÿõ. Åù¸ â óíèâåðñèòåòå ó íàñ áûë îòäåëüíûé ïðåäìåò — àíãëèéñêèå ãàçåòû. Íà ïåðâîì æå çàíÿòèè íàì ñîîáùèëè, ÷òî áðèòàíñêèå ãàçåòû — ñàìûå çëûå è áåçæàëîñòíûå ãàçåòû â ìèðå. Ïîõîäÿ çàìåòèòü ÷òî-íèáóäü íàïîäîáèå "Ìèñòåð N., ïîìíèòñÿ, íà÷èíàë ñâîþ êàðüåðó ñ ñîñòàâëåíèÿ ðåêëàìíûõ ñëîãàíîâ, ê êàêîâîìó çàíÿòèþ îí ïðîñòî îáÿçàí íåçàìåäëèòåëüíî âåðíóòüñÿ, ïîòîìó ÷òî åãî ïîñëåäíÿÿ ïüåñà ýòî ñàìûé êîøìàðíûé êóñîê äåðüìà ñî âðåì¸í êîðîëåâû Âèêòîðèè" — ïë¸âîå äåëî. Ê ïðèìåðó, ÷òî íàïèñàëè â The Observer Review ïðî "Ïèðàòîâ Êàðèáñêîãî Ìîðÿ 2", ÿ íå ìîãó ïåðåâåñòè íà ðóññêèé. Èëè, òî÷íåå, ìîãó, íî ïî äîëëàðó çà ñòðî÷êó, ïîòîìó ÷òî ýòî ÷òî-òî. Ýòî øåäåâð. (À ÷òî Îðëàíäî Áëóì çàäðîò è äåðåâÿííûé ñòîëï, ýòî ÿ è ðàíüøå çíàë, íî òàê îïóñòèòü áåäíÿæêó, ýòî íàäî áûëî ðîäèòüñÿ áðèòàíöåì).

ßçâèòåëüíàÿ_Æóæà ïðîñòî íåðâíî ãðûç¸ò çàëèòóþ ñëåçàìè êëàâèàòóðó îò íå÷åëîâå÷åñêîé çàâèñòè. È ýòî íå áóëüâàðíàÿ ïðåññà, à ðåñïåêòàáåëüíûå íàöèîíàëüíûå èçäàíèÿ.

Êîììåíòàòîðû (commentariat, in newspaper-speak) ðåãóëÿðíî àòàêóþò âñ¸, ÷òî ðàçäðàæàåò òèïè÷íûõ íåâðîòèêîâ: ðåàëèòè-ÒÂ; ãðîìêèå ðàçãîâîðû ïî ìîáèëüíûì òåëåôîíàì â îáùåñòâåííûõ ìåñòàõ; âçðîñëûå ëþäè â êðîññîâêàõ è òðåíèêàõ; èäèîòñêèå âîïëè ïî çàñòðåëåííîìó â Ãåðìàíèè ìåäâåäþ; ïîñòîÿííûå îïîçäàíèÿ ïîåçäîâ; ïîøëÿ÷åñêèé ðåêëàìíûé ÿçûê; êàìåðû ñêðûòîãî íàáëþäåíèÿ; èäèîòèçì áþðîêðàòèè, ïðàâèòåëüñòâà è ïàðëàìåíòà; Êëèôô Ðè÷àðä, etc.

Ïðè÷¸ì ýòî íå ãðîìêèé ïîñòîÿííûé ïàäîíêàôôñêèé ëàé. À âîò åñëè äîñòàëî. À âîò åñëè ðåàëüíî äîñòàëî. ß äåéñòâèòåëüíî óçíàþ ñåáÿ. ß òîæå íåíàâèæó, êîãäà êòî-òî ðÿäîì ãðîìêî ëÿëÿêàåò ïî ìîáèëüíèêó, èëè êîãäà ìóñîðîâîç ãðîõî÷åò êîíòåéíåðàìè ïîä îêíîì â 6-30 óòðà, èëè êîãäà â ãîñòÿõ íåíàðîêîì óâèäèøü ðåêëàìíûé ðîëèê ïî ÒÂ.

Ê ÷åìó ýòî âñ¸... Õî÷ó â Àíãëèþ, âîò.
Òàì õîòÿ áû ìîæíî áûòü ñðåäè ñâîèõ.
(çà ìèíóñîì ôóòáîëüíûõ ôàíàòîâ).
Ðóáðèêè:  English

Echidna   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:13 (ññûëêà)
À îðèãèíàëüíûé òåêñò ãäå-íèáóäü âèñèò? ß ìîãó è áåç ïåðåâîäà âîñõèòèòüñÿ. À? À? Ïîæààààëóéñòà. :)
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:31 (ññûëêà)
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As for poor old Orlando Bloom, where does one start to document the tidal wave of wetness which he brings to these proceedings? No matter how much sea water Verbinski throws at the set, nothing gets as damp as Mr Bland, whose expressions run the gamut from perky to peeved with occasional interludes of petulance.

An early scene finds an imprisoned Keira Knightley saucily telling her fiancé: 'If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.' The idea of anyone 'having' this doe-eyed waif is hilarious, and a frightened looking Orlando promptly runs away to sea, leaving a trail of froth in his wake. Knightley, meanwhile, puts her best teeth forward and does her haughty Head Girl act, stopping only to lock lips with Depp in a red herring subplot which will presumably spark some dreary love triangle misunderstanding in Part Three. How on earth will Orlando react? I'm betting on 'prissy'.
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Echidna   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:35 (ññûëêà)
I like that part a lot :) Especially the last sentence.

"Yet Verbinski is no Tim Burton, and under his slack direction Depp defaults to an untrammelled showiness not seen since the sub-Buster Keaton antics of Benny and Joon. In Dead Man's Chest, every moment is a symphony of eye-rolling, hair-tossing, lip-pouting, finger-fiddling narcissism. It's like being trapped in a room with a drunk karaoke singer who's having much more fun than his audience."
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Echidna   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:37 (ññûëêà)
Ïîñëåäíèé àáçàö òîæå ãåíèàëåí :)

"At a bum-numbing two-and-a-half hours, this is what weak-bladdered studio boss Jack Warner used to refer to as 'a three-piss picture' - in every sense. Thank heavens for the squid."
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:43 (ññûëêà)
ÿ òîæå ðæàë íàä ýòèì )))))
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:44 (ññûëêà)
ain't the british wonderful?
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Echidna   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:48 (ññûëêà)
Aye. :) Now I understand my English is quite artless and incomplicated in comparison with THAT. Almost elementary, I presume.

Nevertheless, reading that was very, very edifyingly :)
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:51 (ññûëêà)
edifyingly (fell silent)

if you like, you can have all my papers to read; practice makes perfect!

currently, after reading them, I toss them out.

there are some books to spare as well.
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mrs_cupcake   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:53 (ññûëêà)
ÿ òîëüêî èç Ïàðèæà. áûë òàì?

âñå-òàêè ýòî íå ìîé ãîðîä. Ëîíäîí - ýòî äà, íî íå ïàðèæ.
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Echidna   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:54 (ññûëêà)
Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì, thank you. I was just going to start "Lady Chatterley's lover" for a good start. :) What kind of papers do you toss out, by the way?
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 00:56 (ññûëêà)
Echidna, The Week, The Guardian Review, The Observer Review, The Financial Times Magazine.

Ships Monthly is the one that I do keep : ))
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Echidna   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:03 (ññûëêà)
Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì, and no surprise :) I think I'd like to read The Observer Review and The Week when I'm back from vacation in August. Would you like to have some nice little meeting then?
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:13 (ññûëêà)
I should definitely be delighted if I could be of any help to you, any time.

I'll be piling up the new issues for you until we meet when you're back from the holiday.
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Moana_Pozzi   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ïîíåäåëüíèê, 24 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 11:28 (ññûëêà)
More than wonderful!
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Ïåðåëåòíàÿ_ðûáà   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:17 (ññûëêà)
Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì, íå ïî äåëó, íî èíòåðåñíî... À â àíãëèéñêèõ ãàçåòàõ àáçàöû âûäåëÿþòñÿ êàê? Îòñòóïàìè èëè áîëüøèìè èíòåðâàëàìè?
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:34 (ññûëêà)
Ïåðåëåòíàÿ_ðûáà, â ïå÷àòíûõ èçäàíèÿõ -- îòñòóïîì (íåáîëüøèì, ïðèìåðíî 1-2 áóêâû).

â èíòåðíåòå -- ïóñòîé ñòðîêîé, ïîòîìó ÷òî òàê ãîðàçäî óäîáíåå ÷èòàòü ñ ýêðàíà.
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Ïåðåëåòíàÿ_ðûáà   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:38 (ññûëêà)
Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì, ñïàñèáî. Ïðîñòî â ñïåöèàëüíîé ëèòåðàòóðå îáû÷íî ïèøåòñÿ, ÷òî àíãëîÿçû÷íàÿ äåëîïðîèçâîäñòâåííàÿ òðàäèöèÿ - êàê ðàç îòñóòñòâèå îòñòóïîâ â íà÷àëå àáçàöà. Çàèíòåðåñîâàëî, êàê ýòî âûãëÿäèò â ãàçåòíîì âàðèàíòå.
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:46 (ññûëêà)
à âîò â äåëîïðîèçâîäñòâå êàê ðàç òî÷íî -- ïóñòàÿ ñòðîêà áåç îòñòóïà.

íî ãàçåòû âåäü - íå þðèäè÷åñêèå êîíòðàêòû.
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Ïåðåëåòíàÿ_ðûáà   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:57 (ññûëêà)
Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì, èíòåðåñóÿñü ïî äîëãó ñëóæáû ëþáûìè ðàçíîâèäíîñòÿìè äîêóìåíòîâ (è ãàçåòàìè â òîì ÷èñëå), åùå ðàç áëàãîäàðþ çà ïîÿñíåíèÿ))
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 01:58 (ññûëêà)
you're welcome =)
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Non_solus   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 02:11 (ññûëêà)
Àõ, êëàññ. Ïðîòàùèëñÿ îò âñåé ñòàòüè.
Ïðàâäà, ãäå-òî òðåòü ïðèøëîñü ïåðåâîäèòü ñî ñëîâàð¸ì, íî îò ýòîãî óäîâîëüñòâèÿ ìåíüøå íå ñòàëî. )
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 02:22 (ññûëêà)
ãû-ãû-ãû :))))
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Non_solus   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 02:53 (ññûëêà)
È êàê, íå ñòûäíà íàä óáîãèìè ñìåÿòüñÿ? ;))
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Ãåé-óäîëáàíûé-â-õëàì   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 02:55 (ññûëêà)
ÿ íàä ñòàòü¸é... ùàñ ïåðå÷èòàë )))
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Non_solus   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 25 Èþëÿ 2006 ã. 03:02 (ññûëêà)
ß òàê âîîáùå ñîõðàíèë íà äèñê - âäðóã ÷òî ñëó÷èòñÿ ñ ñàéòîì. )
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