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Alina Semukha(USA)SIMPLY THE PARABLE with humor.

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Alina Semukha(USA)SIMPLY THE PARABLE with humor.



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SIMPLY THE PARABLE with humor.
One day a woodcutter felling a tree over the river and dropped into it the ax.
He wept from grief, but then the Lord appeared to him and asked:
- What are you crying? "
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- How can I not cry, because I had dropped into the river ax
and will not be able to earn more to feed my family.
Togda Lord took from the river a golden ax and asked :
 - This is your ax?
- No, this is not my ax, - said woodcutter.
Gospod pulled from the river a silver ax and said:
- Maybe this is your ax?
 - No, this is not my ax, - a woodcutter replied.

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Again the Lord appeared to him and asked:
- What are you crying?
Finally, the Lord took from the river iron ax .
- Yes, that's my ax - happy woodcutter .
- I see you are an honest person and observe my commandments,
 - said the Lord - take me as a reward, all three topora.
Stal Lumberjack live - happily ever after in abundance,
but then unfortunately fell into the river, his wife.
Once again he wept bitterly.

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- How can I not weep, because in the river dropped my wife
Togda Lord took from the river Jennifer Lopez and asked:
- This is your wife? "
- Yes, it's my wife - happily woodcutter,.
Gospod replied angrily:
- You lied to me, as so?
 - You see, O Lord, - replied the woodcutter,
- there came a slight misunderstanding.
 I would have replied that it was not my wife.
 
 
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You then pulled from the river would be Catherine Zeta-Jones,
and I would again say that it is not my wife.
Then you got to my wife and I would say that now she is my wife.
You have given me all three, and what would I do with them?
 I could not feed them all, and we all four would be very unhappy.
Moral: When men lie, they do so with dignity and to everyone's benefit
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