Joke:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh... Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone".

Vocabulary:

a fly swatter - мухобойка;
a beer can - банка пива;