* They are wanted for murdering over 200 people at one of their concerts by putting them in such a deep sleep that they drowned in their own spit and various other bodily fluids.
* Every Tool was actually written by Simon Oakes singer of little known band Peach. Tool then proceeded to cover them
* Danny Aeroplane Carrier is 9'3"
* Maynard St. James Kneepad is 3'2"
* Adam Anteater Jones loves animals - has two ocelots, a tapir, a Zebra, a dodo bird and hemorrhoids
* Maynard is a strong supporter of the 'Ham for Zebra' movement. Last seen donating 46 legs and 2 cheaper cuts of ham to the starving Zebrae of the Sarangetti Medium Land
* Maynard St. James Kneepad was expelled from West Point Gay Rodeo class because he was found puting his shoulder deep inside the borderline
* Justin Lady Chancellot is from United Kingdom of Swollen Kittens, and his favorite drink is kitten juice (a type of whiskey).
* Maynard St. James Kneepad has 48 chromosomes
* Main role in their videos is usually a barbie doll
* Adam Anteater Jones makes their videos - making of a single video usually lasts between six and nine years
* Adam Anteater Jones has a degree in making action figures
* The Live Tool DVD is to be released in 2015.
* There are approximately 19 tempo changes and six key changes in a single Tool song
* When not making music, the band often enjoy cooking, assaulting vegetarians and scuba diving. All at the same time.
* Hooker with a Penis is about Maynard St. James Kneepad's brother, Jaynard Maine Beenan who ran away at age 16 to become a male prostitute. He made one return to his brother's home, a cardboard box across from the Scientology Clinic because he likes to piss on the doorhandles (hey, who doesn't do that?), to call him a sellout after 10,000 albums made in 10,000 days.
* Maynard St. James Kneepad started his own religious organization/occult against those "pale-looking vegetarian assholes." A sermon can heard on "Constitpated" from the 1999.5 model year release Two Weeners For Daddy.
* If you take the birth dates of all four members, add them, divide them by 3434363.222, and multiply this number by 0, add 24, and subtract 1, you get 23, which means that the world will end by the time you finish reading this sentence
* MJK studied maths at university and today he keeps claiming that " One and one are one, eleven". How clever can you be ??!??!?!
* Danny Carey isn't a talented drummer, he just has ADHD.