He never knew how adventurous his life would be when that woman dropped him off at the ASPCA all those years ago.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/09/for-your-weekend-2/

I've put on my running shoes again and am promising not to regale you with tales of inevitable injuries.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/08/tanzania-half-marathon-every-mother-counts/

Find out why Louis Armstrong wore a Star of David around his neck for most of his life.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/08/who-what-when-sidekicks/

One tiny exchange that exemplifies what it is like to live with this kid.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/07/beautiful-contradictions/

Changing up the decor a bit is clearly upsetting the locals.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/07/mirror-mirror-2/

When I get called into the principal's office for this I will become yet another cautionary tale.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/06/homework-holiday-break/

You went to the gym yesterday for the first time in a long time, admit it. You did.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/06/new-year-gym-workout/

http://dooce.com/2015/01/05/january-2015/

The rest of us are getting back to work, why shouldn't they?

http://dooce.com/2015/01/05/and-a-happy-new-year/

For the child who will look at the word "blue" and say, "That spells 'waffle with syrup.'"

http://dooce.com/2015/01/05/marlo-alphabet-stamp/

May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/02/resolutions/

I found my tribe this year, and if I accomplished nothing else that one thing makes this year one of the most tremendous periods of my life.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/31/2014-in-photos/

Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/30/coco-adores-marlo/

There may be more Play-Doh paraphernalia under the tree tonight along with a giant bag of coal and a scrolling list of chores.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/29/second-christmases/

The second installment of a new tradition: snapshots of Utah every month for a year.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/23/a-year-in-landscapes-2014/

This ornament is going to make my friend Leah so goddamn happy. Better than a gif of a naked baby bear dancing to the Bee Gees.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/22/christmas-mascot/

A gift guide that somehow ends up being about the obvious benefits of consensual homosexual polygamy.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/22/last-minute-ideas-holiday-2014/

Because I got really, really tired of explaining again and again that I do not get Minecraft, and no, I cannot help you.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/19/some-people-say-theres-a-golden-light/

My favorite songs of the very limited collection of new music I got to discover this year.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/18/top-fifteen-tracks-of-2014/

This season of illness is so not fucking around.

http://dooce.com/2014/12/17/well-what-do-you-know/