If you get nervous standing next to the balcony on the second story of a mall, you might want to stick to the sidewalk with this one.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/29/way-arun-thailand/

I could just tell her, you know what? Eat the school lunch. BUT THEN SHE WOULD NEVER EAT LUNCH.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/28/grown-up-lunch/

For all the time that I spend on the couch reading US Weekly and eating bonbons.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/28/funnel-neck/

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Blame it on Mercury.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/27/mercury-in-retrograde/

Some of you may remember the video I've embedded in this post and you're either going to love me or hate me for it.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/26/pouf/

A mini-McKenzie for all the Boones who dare read this website.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/26/maeve-nola-visits/

Sunday morning cinnamon rolls are a tradition and do these guys ever know it.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/22/only-slightly-nsfw/

Daydreaming of all things crisp and fresh for the dark mornings of winter.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/21/bedroom-refresh/

There's got to be a support group for parents whose children are addicted to this game.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/21/castles-and-gardens-and-ponds/

Seriously, what were filmmakers in the Eighties thinking when producing puberty education videos?

http://dooce.com/2015/01/20/perhaps-notice-change-puberty/

He's now back to his brooding and contemplative self, but for a few days he had lilt in his step.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/20/chris-carol-chuck/

It's fine. I baby proofed that table with some turpentine.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/20/baby-g/

Since I'm going through old folders of photos, why not one of the Former Congressman.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/16/another-flashback/

My little baby Bobo, innocent and perfect in every possible way.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/16/flashback-friday/

There was this one time when I posed with a baby elephant on the side of the road in Thailand, and I'm still making monthly donations to a refuge in an effort to apologize.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/15/little-details/

When quality "me" time goes horribly wrong at the hands of religious children's songs.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/14/mormon-youth-hymns/

Oh god, I just read that this plant grows well in "low" light. Will be rearranging things shortly.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/14/drac-limelight/

On behalf of all her classmates who probably whittled down seven pencils each trying to figure out that math problem.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/13/smarter-than-a-fifth-grader/

Wherein I the cashier at the grocery store and I become best friends forever.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/12/surviving-january/

Just one of the many items in her impressive arsenal.

http://dooce.com/2015/01/12/oh-thats-right/