Sarah Palin is pouring herself an extra-strong moose-mosa today, because shes about to be a grandma for the sixth and seventh time. Shes probably already on Amazon searching for little tiny blinged-out Ski-Doo jackets for her future lil slednecks. She better keep a tab open so that when those babies are born, they can pick [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/the-palin-clan-is-about-to-grow-even-larger/

Meek Mill had a shitty time in Las Vegas. This weekend when 32-year-old Meek tried to get into The Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas to see a show in their nightclub, he was turned away. Not only was Mr. Mill turned away, the staff of the hotel threatened that he would be arrested and charged with [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/meek-mill-claims-the-cosmopolitan-las-vegas-is-racist-and-hes-suing-them-for-it/

Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife who was there since the beginning MacKenzie Bezos finalized their divorce last month (after we all found out he had moved on to his alleged side piece Lauren Sanchez), and she walked away the third richest woman in the world. Jeff was worth $137 billion. Hes now worth [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/mackenzie-bezos-will-donate-half-of-her-36-billion-fortune-to-charity/

44-year-old Johnny Galecki and his 21-year-old girlfriend Alaina Meyer made a baby together and it seems like they are making good use of all of his Big Bang Theory money, because they threw an elaborate and it got messy. It didnt get messy because Lil Johnny scrapped with a guest who got shady and congratulated him on being a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/johnny-galecki-and-his-girlfriend-had-a-messy-gender-reveal-party/

Oh rich people: they really have no concept of reality. Even if you start out poor sometimes the taste of the high life changes you and you get greedy and audacious. Or maybe–at least when it comes to Cardi Bs recent splurge purchase–its just a part of her character. Shes a huge, way-too-much, over-the-top personality so [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/cardi-b-spent-80k-on-diamonds-for-her-10-month-old-daughter/

Look at Don Draper over here, settling in for a mile-high nicotine fix like the year is 1966 and a stewardess is going to ask him how many ice cubes hed like in his Canadian Club. But the year is 2019, and smoking might be the biggest in-flight no-no you can pull. You might have [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/27/open-post-hosted-by-the-man-who-lit-up-a-cigarette-on-a-plane/

I just watched the video for Paris Hiltons song Best Friends Ass and it definitely resembles shit that came out of someones ass. Its a clusterfuck of spastic camera shots, club scenes and womens rest rooms: so basically its like every weekend Paris Hilton has ever had in her life. Oh, but Lindsay Lohan loves the video? Yeah [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/27/paris-hiltons-best-friends-ass-video-is-out-and-lindsay-lohan-congratulated-her-for-it/

Page Six says that the Brooklyn apartment of Martin Scorseses 53-year-old daughter Catherine Scorsese has recently flooded. Catherines plan of action might have been to call up State Farm and them to make like a good neighbor and get their ass over to her place with a bucket and a sponge. However, her sisters allegedly [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/27/martin-scorseses-daughter-is-asking-for-money-on-gofundme-for-her-flooded-apartment-and-refuses-to-ask-her-dad-for-help/

Shannade Clermont is one half of the Clermont Twins with her sister Shannon Clermont. You might remember them from when they dressed up in Kim Kardashian klone drag and did promo for all those sad-looking Hanes clothes–I mean–Yeezy Season 6. Or from the 14th season of the feminist docu-series The Bad Girls Club. Well, Shannade is also a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/27/shannade-clermont-of-the-bad-girls-club-talked-about-the-night-her-sugar-daddy-died/

On this Memorial Day, as you honor the men and women who died fighting for your freedom and right to get day drunk in an inflatable pool in your backyard by getting day drunk in an inflatable pool in your backyard, take a millisecond to remember Hedo Rick. Or dont, because you may have already [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/27/hot-slut-of-the-day-1961/

Jack McBrayer (46) Lily-Rose Depp (20) Chris Colfer (29) Bella Heathcote (32) Darin Brooks (35) Ben Feldman (39) Michael Steger (39) Shanola Hampton (42) Jamie Oliver (44) Andre 3000 (44) Jadakiss (44) Denise Van Outen (45) Jace Everett (47) Paul Bettany (48) Pic: Getty/NBC Joseph Fiennes (49) Todd Bridges (54) Adam Carolla (55) Peri Gilpin [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/27/birthday-sluts-2309/

Thats a picture of the toilet paper rose that thieves created and left behind after they broke into Marlboro, Massachusetts resident Nate Romans house and CLEANED IT. They didnt take anything. They just rendered his home spic n span. And took the time to leave a toilet paper rose. Were talking upscale hotel-quality service. Thats [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/26/open-post-hosted-by-the-thieves-who-broke-into-a-guys-house-and-cleaned-it/

Game of Thrones is over, so those of you who didnt watch it can stop practicing your fake smiles and nods to use when your co-workers, still want to discuss Wormfinger and Three-Eyed Sansas and Jon Snows nipples to a nauseating degree. The subset of GoT fans that you could probably describe as a little [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/26/game-of-thrones-fans-started-a-petition-to-the-showrunners-fired-from-star-wars/

It is almost the 25th anniversary of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, and because there is a bit of a cesspool at the bottom end of the human race, there are some desperate people still hoping to cash in on the tragedy. This time the exploitation of the murders of Nicole [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/26/oj-simpson-claims-he-and-kris-jenner-once-banged-in-a-hot-tub/

As you know, in the second memoir (yes, hes got more than one) of vegan lech Moby, he writes about dating Natalie Portman in 1999 when he was 33 and she was 20 (but she says she was 18). Why anyone would want to humblebrag about being a thirty-something dating a girl just out of high [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/26/moby-kind-of-apologized-to-natalie-portman-but-is-still-sticking-by-his-story/

Hide yo chips! Hide yo bread! Because seagulls are still out there snatching up carbs without paying. And since its 2019 and seagulls are sick of having to settle for the puny breadcrumbs us stingy humans throw at them, theyre coming for the entire loaf of bread! The scene of the crime was in Whitby, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/26/hot-slut-of-the-day-1960/

Lenny Kravitz (55) Brandy Cyrus (32) Astrid Berg`es-Frisbey (33) Scott Disick (36) Henry Holland (36) Elisabeth Harnois (40) Jaheim (41) Lauryn Hill (44) Selenis Leyva (47) Matt Stone (48) Kylie Ireland (49) Helena Bonham Carter (53) Genie Francis (57) Pic: Instagram Bobcat Goldthwait (57) Tarsem Singh (58) Doug Hutchison (59) Margaret Colin (61) Marian Gold [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/26/birthday-sluts-2308/

YouTuber (and former NASA engineer  was he fired for stuff like this?) Mark Rober says that this Jell-O swimming pool stunt that he did back in 2016, via The Laughing Squid, was the first time anyone actually got it right and went swimming in the actual jiggly stuff. Its a whole thing and its [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/25/open-post-hosted-by-a-guy-swimming-in-a-pool-filled-with-jell-o/

The first night of the  Spice Girls (sans Posh) UK reunion tour finally happened last night in Dublin, Ireland, and instead of the sound of a million post-pubescent nostalgia thirsty middle aged fans screaming Zigzag Ah along with the band, it was more like the crowd holding up ear trumpets and asking Zigazig- HUH? because the [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/25/the-spice-girls-reunion-tour-kicked-off-in-dublin-with-fans-upset-by-the-shitty-sound-quality/

Despite Carson Daly trying to douse any gossip on Today over Adam Levines planned exit from The Voice, the real story seems to be coming out. Adam flirting heavily with Blake Shelton was apparently NBCs favorite part of the show. So the news that hes leaving isnt sitting well with the network. The word now is [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/25/adam-levines-the-voice-exit-nbc-is-pissed-and-hes-supposedly-leaving-due-to-the-shows-changes/