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RIP iTunes: Apple has killed iTunes after 18 years, and will split up music, TV, and podcasts into different apps. My thoughts and prayers are for the growns who will get frantic calls from their old parents wondering where the Glenn Miller songs they downloaded and paid for are going to go now, dammit!  [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/night-crumbs-1261/

Youre probably asking yourself, Didnt they already make a live-action Snow White? And I would assume youre probably thinking of Snow White and the Hunstman, or Mirror Mirror. But to answer your question, neither of those were made by Disney. Despite the fact that theres obviously already plenty of live-action films about Snow White floating [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/disney-is-working-on-a-live-action-snow-white-film/

Sacha Baron Cohen swears he’s the reason Kid Rock no longer screams “MAH WIFE” every time Pamela Anderson walks in the door. Don’t worry. Nobody bonked you on the head, kidnapped you with their time machine, and took you back to the year 2006. Or maybe they did, I don’t know your life! But from [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/sacha-baron-cohen-says-borat-was-the-reason-for-kid-rock-and-pamela-andersons-divorce/

Kim Kardashian continues to transition from a woman who takes selfies for a living to a woman who takes selfies for a living and uses her power to get people out of prison. Kims latest case is a man on San Quentins death row named Kevin Cooper, and TMZ says that yesterday, she paid him [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/kim-kardashian-spent-a-day-at-san-quentins-death-row/

These days, people wring their hands over The Singularity, fearing the day our robot friends will get too smart, turn on humanity, and begin using us as their subservient play things. But judging from the results of last nights 92nd annual Scripps National Spelling Bee, it’s not the robots we should be worried about. It’s [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/there-was-an-unprecedented-8-way-tie-at-the-scripps-national-spelling-bee/

BuzzFeed has let out a cry for help and exploited it in a way that only Dr. Phil can exploit cries for help. It turns out there are ALLEGEDLY (theres a chance Dr. Phil wrote these tweets himself) people in the world who not only want to bone Dr. Phil and sit on his face, but [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/open-post-hosted-by-dr-phil-reading-thirst-tweets-grab-the-barf-bag/

Britney Spears is truly going through a messy 2019. Her problems have come all the way full circle, as the drama she suffered in 2008 with her breakdown is picking back up. This time its manifesting in a full-on (alleged) letter written by Britney at height of her problems back then. It feels like her problems [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/a-letter-allegedly-written-by-britney-spears-during-her-meltdown-has-surfaced-for-the-first-time/

Looks like the people who are working on the next Batman movie, called The Batman, really thought to themselves: Hmmm, how can we piss off literally every single fan boy who we havent already alienated after Ben Affleck? Well the brainstorming session has been completed and it was a rousing success! After it was rumored that Robert [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/robert-pattinson-is-officially-going-to-be-batman/

Its been a minute since we heard about how Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William end family dinners trying to pull at each others non-hair while scrapping on top of the table as the Duchesses take off their borrowed-from-the-Princess-Diana-collection earrings in preparation to tap in and THE QUEEN shouts, Whoop that trick!, to whichever grandson [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/duchess-meghan-and-prince-hot-ginge-are-splitting-from-their-joint-charity-with-duchess-kate-and-prince-william/

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http://dlisted.com/2019/05/31/birthday-sluts-2313/

The trailer for Netflixs prequel to The Dark Crystal is out, and I learned two things after watching it. The first is that its possible for me to actually want to see a reboot, remake, or prequel for a classic from my childhood. The second is that the mutated wookie nutsack known as Fizzgig has [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/night-crumbs-1260/

It’s kind of sad that Robert Sylvester Kelly can’t read because I would really like him to know how happy I am in reporting that he’s just been charged with 11 additional felony counts of sexual abuse, and according to the Chicago Sun Times, “the charges are more serious than those in the four cases [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/new-more-serious-felony-sexual-abuse-charges-have-been-filed-against-r-kelly/

Because making a billion dollars off of basic-ass mall makeup wasnt enough for Kylie Jenner, she went ahead and launched a basic-ass skin care line. And its a bit of a mess. The internet called Kylie out for using cheap skin-damaging walnut particles in her facial scrub. The internet called Kylie out for possibly faking positive [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/kylie-jenner-got-called-out-for-her-sad-attempt-at-a-face-wash-demonstration/

Lena Dunham would very much like for you to comment on her naked body. Shes posed nude on Instagram for the first time in likely minutes and is awaiting your input. However, there’s a catch. You have to write something nice and it has to be about yourself. In exchange, Lena will donate $1 to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/lena-dunham-welcomes-comments-on-her-instagram-nude/

Nicole Snooki Polizzi has given birth once more. The Jersey Shore-er and her husband, Jionni LaValle, welcomed a new baby boy into their mad house early this morning and they already gave the exclusive to People. What a scoop! Now there are three human children that Snooki is responsible for. Luckily, she actually seems like the [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/snooki-gave-birth-to-a-baby-boy/

Disney has released the official posters for the live-action The Lion King, and its important I specified that these are the posters for The Lion King, because otherwise you might think Dlisted had accidentally re-routed you to a stock image site that specializes in lions and meerkats. Disney clearly didnt hire the same marketing team that worked [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/open-post-hosted-by-the-charisma-less-posters-for-the-lion-king/

He-Man needs to come get his sister. Not She-Ra, she good. It’s his older sister. Shes been locked up by the evil entity called the Miami Police Department after she and her girlfriend tried to get some free french fries at the Burger King drive-thru. I guess flashing ample cleavage and rocking a hard fake [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/a-woman-wearing-a-he-man-wig-was-willing-to-go-the-distance-for-some-free-burger-king-fries/

Cat lovers are having a tough month with the passing of Grumpy Cat and now with the sudden death of Leo. In case you didnt know (and how dare you,) Leo the cat was the up and coming star of the new Pet Sematary movie. Yikes.These untimely cat deaths are concerning. Garfield (who is definitely real and living) better stay [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/the-cat-from-pet-sematary-has-mysteriously-died/

According to Us Weekly, Duchess Meghan is planning a trip to the US sometime this summer and will likely visit NYC with her baby son Archie Mountbatten-Windsor. Their source claims that Meghan and Archie will visit friends  like the rich and famous friends she saw at her lavish NYC baby shower back in February  as [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/30/look-out-new-york-duchess-meghan-and-baby-archie-might-be-paying-you-a-visit-this-summer/