Last Friday, BuzzFeed released a huge expos'e detailing a bunch of gross stuff about self-help douchebag Tony Robbins. We all remember how Tony suggested that the #MeToo movement was a way for women to play the victims and not take responsibility. That was not the half of it. Buzzfeed has recordings of Tony berating abuse survivors at his [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/tony-robbins-is-being-accused-by-four-women-of-sexual-misconduct/

Oi, dont even fink of giving me no bloody nickname other than Future Lil King or William Who?, or Ill have you tossed out on your bubble and squeak. I dont know if thats what Prince George thought, but you cant tell me for sure that he didnt. His sister Princess Charlotte, on the other [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/prince-william-has-a-very-fancy-nickname-for-princess-charlotte/

Michael Avenatti is the walking, talking punchline to every dumb lawyer joke you’ve ever heard. In addition to the fraud and embezzlement charges he’s already facing for allegedly defrauding his clients to pad his own pockets, and a lawsuit brought by Nike accusing him of extortion, new allegations that he defrauded his main meal ticket [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/michael-avenatti-is-now-accused-of-defrauding-stormy-daniels/

Real Housewives of New York Citys very own cabaret crooner Luann De Lesseps was arrested two years ago for drunkenly attacking a cop in Palm Beach. She agreed to go to help to avoid some jail time. She was in rehab for all of three weeks before going back to singing (can you call it that?) while shimmying in glitter. [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/ex-countess-luann-de-lesseps-managed-to-avoid-jail-time-after-she-violated-her-probation/

Finally, a fan-created petition worth signing. Although, Im actually a little shocked this even needed a petition, since this is clearly the most logical and obvious casting decision Hollywood could ever make. But someone went ahead and did it, and now People says that more than 20,000 people have signed it. Back in November, Hugh [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/over-20000-people-have-signed-a-petition-to-make-danny-devito-the-new-wolverine/

I wonder if the department of corrections offers a prison-issue fleece vest option? Because it sounds like alleged creep-in-Crocs Mario Batali just got one step closer to such a choice. Back in December 2017, several women came forward in an Eater expos'e claiming that celebrity chef and then-host of The Chew (RIP) had served them a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/mario-batali-has-been-charged-with-indecent-assault-and-battery/

Looks like Juicy Joe Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has been given permission to stay in the country while he continues to fight getting deported to Italy. Meaning he and his wife Teresa Giudice wont need to divorce after all! Well at least for now, well see where her Real Housewives of New Jersey storyline leads her. Maybe [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/23/juicy-joe-gets-to-stay-in-america-for-now/

It’s official, Seth Rogen’s hot now. The Internet Commission On Who Can Get It rushed an emergency last night after vote last night after pictures from his recent GQ cover story were submitted and Seth’s in. He joins an elite group of PowerPotheads who’ve made the cut as highly fuckable celebrities called the FOP (friends [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/seth-rogens-gq-magazine-shoot-caused-a-thrist-quake-on-twitter/

That picture above can now serve as a helpful Williams family warning, which is: unless you want it to get violent, you better always keep someone between Kevin Hunter and Kevin Jr. According to TMZ, things got messy between Wendy Williamss estranged husband and their 18-year-old son Kevin Jr. It ended with Kevin Jr. being [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/wendy-williams-son-was-arrested-after-punching-his-father-kevin-hunter/

Lil Nas Xs Old Town Road was already a hit before Billy Ray Cyrus guested on the remix. But the remix really blew up on the charts (although, Nashville isnt loving it) and has been #1 on the Billboard 100 for seven weeks now. Well, Lil Nas is super pumped about it, so pumped that he decided [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/open-post-hosted-by-the-maserati-that-lil-nas-x-bought-billy-ray-cyrus/

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which honestly should be a Cinderella reboot starring the Queen of Hollywood Angelyne, premiered at Cannes yesterday, where it got a 7-minute standing ovation. Although, it feels like at Cannes, audiences are either giving standing ovations or booing a bitch. The reviews for Quentin Tarantinos take on the Manson [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/dont-ask-quentin-tarantino-about-how-little-screen-time-margot-robbie-gets-in-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/

No, I dont want to know whats going on in that pic. Will Smith appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and spoke with Jimmy Kimmel all about Aladdin where he plays a demonic blue ghost The Genie. Since this is a celebrity interview promoting a film of course there was some casual banter about his family. Will Smiths wife, Jada [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/will-smith-doesnt-watch-red-table-talk-because-its-too-much-information/

You’ve gotta hand it to Chris Soules for taking his “Prince Farming” schtick to to new heights of absurdity. Chris was the man handing out the roses on season 19 of The Bachelor and now he’s going to be handing out $2.5 million to the family of the man he killed when he plowed into [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/the-bachelor-chris-soules-has-to-pay-2-5-million-to-the-family-of-the-man-he-killed/

Its been just over two weeks since Amy Schumer gained a lot more gross-out standup material by giving birth to her son with that name, Gene Attell Fischer. Two weeks is what I call a fresh one  basically, baby Gene probably still has that squishy little face that makes most newborns look like the [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/amy-schumer-slapped-back-at-people-who-shamed-her-for-returning-to-stand-up-to-weeks-after-giving-birth/

Oh, Natalie Portman and Moby, they couldve been the Queen and King of Vegans, but the only problem is, according to her, is that she never ever wanted to lick celery leaf butter off of his bald head (or whatever you vegans do during sex), and saw him more as a vegan Woody Allen creeping [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/natalie-portman-says-moby-lied-about-dating-her-and-he-was-actually-an-older-man-creeping-on-a-teenager/

Phoebe may be the best character on Friends, but compared to her co-stars, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston, international treasure Lisa Kudrow was the least tabloid famous. We dont read about her alleged botched plastic surgeries, or all of her failed relationships and loneliness the way we do with Court and Jen. And the same was true in the 90s: [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/lisa-kudrow-says-that-being-on-friends-gave-her-body-image-issues/

Were but one month away from the kickoff of every Pinterest-loving, The Bachelor-binging sorority girls favorite season, wedding season. But one person who wont be nervously sweating Lady Speed Stick through her gown during wedding season is Zoe Kravitz, because she went ahead and took all the pressure off by secretly getting married to her [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/22/zoe-kravitz-got-secret-married-to-karl-glusman/

Usually an episode of James Cordens Carpool Karaoke causes my last nerve to snap, but this one starring international jewel Celine Dion gave me perfect vision, cleared my sinuses, and coated my ear tunnels with liquid gold thanks to her opulent nightingale voice. It may do the same for you, as long as you keep [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/night-crumbs-1255/

The human embodiment of a cry for help, Aaron Carter, tested the waters a couple of months ago by teasing that he had a story to tell about Michael Jackson that might contradict his previous assertion that Michael was an innocent angel sent from heaven as a gift to the little boys and girls (ok, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/aaron-carters-big-michael-jackson-revelation-was-neither-big-nor-a-revelation/

Elle Fanning is currently making the rounds at Cannes because shes serving on the Cannes jury (the youngest person to do so, ever). That means shes also got about 1.5 million costume changes to cover while shes there, and not all of those are going to be winners. Best case scenario, your bad fashion will [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/elle-fanning-passed-out-at-cannes-because-her-dress-was-too-tight/