When Aretha Franklin left this ridiculous planet last August, it was believed that she had left no will, and that her estate would be divided evenly between her 4 sons per Michigan law. It wasnt a huge surprise because, as we know, Aretha didn’t really trust The Man, and she was reportedly averse to facing [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/aretha-franklin-left-behind-3-handwritten-wills-including-one-that-was-hidden-under-a-couch-cushion/

Its a good thing Amazon is in the delivery business, because they recently had a big delivery on their hands. According to Variety, Woody Allen has found himself with his unreleased film A Rainy Day in New York back in his possession. And for the first time in history, weve got an Amazon package that [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/amazon-has-returned-a-rainy-day-in-new-york-to-woody-allen/

When Netflix dropped the latest trailer for the upcoming third season of Stranger Things yesterday, it gave us a major flashback to summer of 1985. And one very 80s thing that stood out to me was New Coke. Right at the beginning of the trailer, Mrs. Wheeler (played by Cara Buono, another 80s commercial legend [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/open-post-hosted-by-the-limited-return-of-new-coke/

Cardi B is hurting hard. It seems that the need to be a thin and beautiful celebrity is causing dual damage. Not only did Cardi have to put her body through liposuction so that she could be skinny, but now said liposuction is causing complications for her. Its an endless circle of pain! Rich people problems, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/cardi-bs-liposuction-and-breast-job-have-put-her-on-a-performance-time-out/

Foot fetishists rejoice (podophobiacs recoil)! Unlike in the previous trailer, Foot Fucker In Chief Quentin Tarantino paid lipservice to your kink and shoehorned a pair of plump N’ grubby Flintstone feet into the new full length trailer for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. And everybody, footsuckers included, can breathe a sigh of relief because [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/foot-alert-there-are-dirty-feet-in-the-new-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood-trailer/

In the near future, malls and strip malls will only be filled with Starbuckseseseseses (yes, thats plural for Starbucks), money laundering places fronting as cell phone case stores, and Bath & Body Workseseseseses (again, thats plural for Bath & Body Works). We already lost the reasonably priced emporium of elegance ensembles that was Charlotte Russe, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/every-single-dressbarn-store-is-closing/

Since Kim Kardashian is full of herself (which is saying a lot since shes full of plastic), she decided to publicly call out Jack In The Box on Twitter and start a mystery beef (which is what Jack In The Box puts between two buns), knowing full well how much attention it will bring her. [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/21/kim-kardashian-got-all-i-need-to-speak-to-the-manager-with-jack-in-the-box-on-twitter/

Fairuza Balk (45) Tom Daley (25) Sarah Ramos (28) Mutya Buena (34) Gotye (39) Briana Banks (41) Noel Fielding (46) Angelica (47) Lisa Edelstein (53) Pic: Columbia Pictures Kevin Shields (56) Nick Cassavetes (60) Judge Reinhold (62) Mr. T (67) Al Franken (68) Leo Sayer (71) The Notorious B.I.G. (1972-1997) Fats Waller (1904-1943)

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A video from the Chelsea Flower Show was released of Duchess Kate talking about nature and woodlands and shit, and Im very disappointed that she didnt start twirling around singing as birds, mice, and butterflies dressed her for the ball. What a missed opportunity by her team to prove that she really is a real-life [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/night-crumbs-1254/

In my experience, 5-year-old children are nearly impossible to shop for. It doesn’t matter what you give them, they get all excited by the box but then as soon as the box is opened and the gift unwrapped, they drop whatever book, toy or stuffed animal you carefully selected baring in mind the child’s current [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/future-gave-his-5-year-old-son-a-rolex-for-his-birthday/

Us Weekly reports that Duchess Meghan is really serious about this whole normal mom thing shes got planned. Its been reported for a while that the Duchess of Sussex and Price Harry are going to raise their new son Archie as a commoner. They want to raise their son away from the drama and conflama of being a royal [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/duchess-meghans-friend-says-shell-be-a-strict-mom/

When Britney Spears needed it the most, a hero came to her defense. Now, despite the fact she’s been dead for 7 long years, Whitney Houston needs her own Chris Crocker and I’m about ready to to go lie in bed with my phone and record myself ugly crying while I scream, LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE! [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/whitney-houstons-estate-wants-to-send-her-out-on-tour-as-a-hologram-with-new-music/

Now you know that if you really want to hurt Boy George, be a contestant on The Voice Australia and tell him that nobody cares if you play guitar. Thatll do it. During the blind audition on last nights episode, 20-year-old Daniel Shaw yodeled out Beneath Your Beautiful while playing the piano, and it made [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/open-post-hosted-by-boy-george-leaving-the-voice-after-a-contestant-pissed-him-off/

They did it, gang. D.B. Weiss and David Benioff shit themselves as expected, but still managed to limp over the finish line to collect their check and participation trophy. Game of Thrones is finally over. Time to lay down our swords and memes. We have today, and today alone, to reflect on the mistakes we’ve [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/water-bottles-appearing-in-the-game-of-thrones-series-finale-seems-about-right/

Above is a picture from 2017 of Khloe Kardashians nose, which since then, has been lipoed, cinched, twisted, rotated, and pulled so much that The Michael Jackson Estate is going to sue her for trademark infringement. I know, a story about a Kartrashian getting plastic surgery. Pull out your MirandaPriestlyGroundbreaking.GIFs. I always figured that the [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/some-think-that-khloe-kardashian-and-her-new-whoville-nose-need-to-make-an-appearance-on-botched/

Ive included this picture of Michelle Pfeiffer not to tease you into the false hope that Hollywood has made a good decision by casting her again as Catwoman. I chose it because its a great way to remind Hollywood that they cant do any better for Catwoman, but bless their hearts for continuing to try [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/catwoman-and-the-penguin-may-appear-in-the-batman/

Foxy Brown had a bad show over the weekend when she performed in Real Housewives of Atlantas Kandi Burruss Welcome To The Dungeon tour. Foxy was a special guest, and saying she tanked is an understatement. Poor Foxy found herself being sent to the actual dungeon when the crowd turned on her hard and she got booed off stage. The [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/20/foxy-brown-got-booed-off-stage/

Bronson Pinchot (60) Jack Gleeson (27) Naturi Naughton (35) Sierra Boggess (37) Rachel Platten (38) Matt Czuchry (42) Chad Muska (42) Busta Rhymes (47) Tony Stewart (48) Timothy Olyphant (51) Dan Abrams (53) Mindy Cohn (53) Pic: ABC/Getty Gina Ravera (53) Ted Allen (54) Tony Goldwyn (59) Judy Kuhn (61) Ron Reagan (61) Jane Wiedlin [&]

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The Eurovision Song Contest is usually a couple of hours of giant amounts of glittery fuckery and yesterdays show was no exception (Exhibit A: Madonna). However, if you only saw the Netherlands winning with that guys boring ass song, you might worry that all of the other performances were beat. Nope, it was just that [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/19/open-post-hosted-by-the-magnificent-performance-of-the-sign-language-interpreter-for-icelands-eurovision-performance/

No, not Khloe Kardashian. Wouldnt that be a nauseating twist in the Kardashian Koven Khronicle? Another one. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenners ex-boyfriend Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig, who shares a child with Khloes cheating ex Tristan Thompson. Please keep in mind that Tyga also has a kid with Rob Kardashians ex Blac Chyna. [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/19/tyga-was-once-married-to-the-mother-of-one-of-tristan-thompsons-kids/