I dont think that theres a single person who could read that headline and be surprised. Maybe if they thought that Jersey Shore was a romantic-comedy about a New Jersey couple who spend a summer by the beach in the hopes of reigniting their romance. Then someone would be like: Oh that actors girlfriend attacked [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/17/the-on-and-off-girlfriend-of-ronnie-from-jersey-shore-was-arrested-for-domestic-violence/

The killdeer bird, who has caused CHAOS!!!! in New Jersey by claiming an entire field at a park!  Last month, I paid tribute to the attention whore flamingo in Mallorca, Spain who caused planes to press pause when it crashed the tarmac and graced that drab airport with its feathery pink fabulousness. And today, Im [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/17/hot-slut-of-the-day-1951/

Kylie Jenners St. Ives rip-off scrub (the wet walnut turd seen above) hasnt come out yet and people are already mad. What they should really be mad at is that someone who obviously doesnt use skincare products (since she and her fellow koven sisters get their skin replaced with a sheet of wax every couple [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/night-crumbs-1253/

Jordan Peele better keep one eye over his shoulder less Chris Rock swoop in and claim the title of Most Impressive Second Act As a Horror Film Auteur By a Black Comedian. Sure, Chris is a little older, but that doesn’t mean his brain isn’t overflowing with witty and original ideas that propel the genre [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/chris-rock-will-be-giving-us-a-spin-off-of-the-saw-movies/

Rihanna is a busy bee who keeps launching projects like makeup, underwear, movies, luxury goods that I most certainly cant afford. And much to the dismay of her fans who keep screaming WHEN WILL WE GET NEW MUSIC?!, theres a chance her next big project wont be an album, but a pregnancy. Who thinks this? Star [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/star-magazine-claims-that-rihanna-might-be-preparing-to-get-pregnant/

Better watch what you say on flights, you may get yourself escorted off by police officers. And Im not talking about the obvious jokes either, you know– bad bomb jokes like, That $22 cheese and crackers box I just ate is going to make me butt bomb up this plane. That comment will probably get you a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/open-post-hosted-by-the-southwest-flight-attendant-who-hates-vodka-jokes/

Nothing says classy Palm Springs resort like mid-century architecture, long sunny days, and explosive diarrhea. And if you thought fancy resort living and baking under the desert sun like the last chalupa under the heating lamp at Taco Bell at 2:00 AM was reserved only for the rich and famous, you’re in for a treat. [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/your-palm-springs-travel-plans-just-got-a-hot-beef-injection-taco-bell-is-opening-a-resort/

The battle of the ABC shows started with Kelly Ripa slamming The Bachelor and The Bachelorette saying it disgusts her because she hates seeing women fight with each other over a man. This set off a fire storm of conflict (sort of). The producer of the show Mike Fleiss checked Kelly on Twitter and so did Bachelor host Chris [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/ellen-pompeo-defends-kelly-ripas-hatred-of-the-bachelorette-while-hannah-brown-does-damage-control/

Look, things are bleak in #thesetryingtimes, and a certain sense of hopelessness in the face of powerful men making decisions that are contrary to the ideals of fairness, autonomy, and empathy we were once taught were the cornerstones of a democracy, is to be expected. Things are spiraling out of control and people are desperate [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/a-petition-asking-hbo-to-remake-season-8-of-game-of-thrones-has-nearly-reached-its-goal/

Um, speak for yourself replied everyone who just made next months rent by Instagramming a picture of themselves holding a tumbler of laxative tea in one hand while pretending to eat a hair vitamin gummy with the other. But not so great for Selena Gomez, who recently let it be know shes not exactly a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/selena-gomez-thinks-social-media-is-terrible-for-her-generation/

Khlo'e Kardashians ex husband Lamar Odom is opening up about his addictions in his new book Darkness to Light. Lamar (or Lammy as we all know him as) famously cheated on Khlo'e Kardashian resulting in their split in 2013. Then in 2015 he was found unconscious in a brothel . Since that happened his life hasnt exactly [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/lamar-odom-admits-to-having-sex-with-over-2000-women/

I dont personally know the dynamic that exists in Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Brodericks marriage. Is it happy? Mundane? Communication made solely through the intercom of their multi-million-dollar Manhattan townhome? Who even knows. Except for The National Enquirer, who thought they had it all figured out. They were all ready to go with a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/16/sarah-jessica-parker-slapped-at-the-national-enquirer-for-claiming-they-caught-her-screaming-with-matthew-broderick/

Janet Jackson (53) Miles Heizer (25) Joey Graceffa (28) Ashley Wagner (28) Thomas Brodie-Sangster (29) Behati Prinsloo (30) Megan Fox (33) Joseph Morgan (38) Jim Sturgess (41) Melanie Lynskey (42) Jason “Wee-Man” Acuna (46) Tori Spelling (46) Khary Payton (47) Bill Rancic (48) Pic: Universal Music Group David Boreanaz (50) Tracey Gold (50) Tucker Carlson [&]

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After some time away, Selena Gomez is once again making the red carpet rounds. Most recently, shes in Cannes to promote her new film The Dead Dont Die, and shes really been bringing it in the fashion department. Nothing says making up for lost time like showing up to your films premiere channeling the fashion [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/night-crumbs-1252/

Prayers up for Constance Wu. Against her wishes, the Huang children of Fresh Off The Boat will NOT find themselves weeping and motherless at the start of season 6. According to Indiewire, poor Constance still has a job as a lead on a network sitcom that will be eligible for syndication after about three more [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/constance-wu-still-has-a-job-on-fresh-off-the-boat/

If you ever have trouble sleeping at night, you can always try the tried and true method of closing your eyes and counting Jenelle Evans’ children. Just picture them hopping over a fence, carefree and safe from the terrifying circumstances at the home of Jenelle and her (alleged) dog murdering, weapons stockpiling, confederate flag loving [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/cps-has-moved-to-remove-jenelle-evans-remaining-kids-from-her-custody/

Good news for the fashion forward person who also loves a warm Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit! In honor of National Biscuit Day, Red Lobster has created an insulated fanny pack to hold your biscuits while simultaneously keeping them warm. Finally! You no longer have to stick those CBBs in your pockets and hope your thigh [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/open-post-hosted-by-red-lobsters-fanny-packs-that-keep-cheddar-bay-biscuits-warm/

Well, at least MESS legend Jonathan Rhys Meyers has learned one lesson over the years. He apparently doesn’t fly commercial anymore. Sadly however, his decision to catch a ride on a private jet with the Greek billionaire heir to a Coca Cola bottling empire, Alki David, and Alkis partner in a CBD company and Dish [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/jonathan-rhys-meyers-and-his-wife-rode-on-a-plane-that-was-busted-for-carrying-5000-pot-plants/

And no, its not a documentary or PSA about the dangers of being a complete asshole. Well, not in the technical sense; it does appear to be a movie about rich assholes. Variety reports that Mel Gibson, hot on the heels of a (checks notes) Santa Claus movie (???) and Shia LaBeouf, who recently played [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/mel-gibson-and-shia-labeouf-are-doing-a-movie-together-and-its-already-kind-of-a-mess/

We have officially time warped back to 2008 as Taylor Swift is talking about a Joe Jonas break-up, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are fighting. and Sam Lufti is harassing Britney Spears. Taylor Swift went on Ellen to promote her latest children song and said she regrets talking about her relationship with Joe Jonas on Ellen DeGeneres show. You [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/15/taylor-swift-said-on-ellen-that-she-regrets-calling-out-joe-jonas/