So it's time for the Summer season of Disney's One Saturday Morning! Well today Stitch and the gang are hosting! AND I will upload this along with the 12 hour version! Now here's the compromised version!
DISNEYS ONE SATURDAY MORNING HOST SEGMENTS JUNE 13 2020
EXT PLAYGROUND DAY
A PINK TICKET WITH THE ONE SATURDAY MORNING LOGO IS SEEN ON THE GRASS
THE WORDS ADMIT ONE ARE LITERALLY FLOWN ON THE TICKET AS IT CATCHES UP WITH THE WIND A LA AMERICAN BEAUTY
THE TICKET FLIES THROUGH THE PLAYGROUND AND OVER THE FENCE AS IT GOES DOWN AN URBAN CITY MAKING ITS WAY WHILE THE ONE SATURDAY MORNING THEME PLAYS
Singer: Monday morn, wake up time
Get to work and stand in line
THE TICKET IS FLYING THROUGH THE CITY INTO A MOVING VAN THAT SAYS MONDAY ON THE SIDE AND NEAR A MONDAY BUILDING
THIS BUILDING ALONG WITH OTHER BUILDINGS ARE BLAND AND BLEAK REPRESENTING THE DAYS OF THE WEEK
Singer: What would make you feel real fine?
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
THE VAN TAKES OFF AND IT MAKES IT TO A FACTORY WITH THE NAME TUESDAY ON IT WITH ONE OF THE GEARS SAYING ROUTINE ON IT
Singer: Coming up next its Tuesdays grind
The week is young but Im out of my mind!
THE VAN DOORS OPEN AND THE TICKET IS OUT
Singer: What would make you feel real fine?
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
THE TICKET MAKES ITS WAY TO A TRAIN STATION THAT HAS THE WORD HUMP ON ITS SIDE AND THAT MEANS IT REPRESENTS WEDNESDAY WITH THAT DAY BEING HUMP DAY
Singer: Wednesday, Thursday, jammed in the middle
THE TICKET MAKES ITS WAY INTO A THURSDAY FACTORY
Singer: Once again makes you pose in a riddle
THE TICKET IS INSIDE THE FACTORY NOW BEING ON THE CONVEYOR BELT
Singer: Whats strung real loose but plays like a fiddle?
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
THE SCENE TRANSITIONS TO A FRIDAY POWER PLANT WHICH MEANS ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE JOURNEY AS WELL AS THE END OF THE WEEK EVEN MORE SO THAT IT HAS AN EXIT SIGN NEAR THE END OF THE HALLWAY
Singer: Friday has an exit sign
But getting there still takes some time
THE TICKET EVENTUALLY MAKES IT TO THE DOOR THE WAY IT GOT THERE WAS A LITTLE LONGER THAN EXPECTED
Singer: What would make you feel real fine!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
EXT FIELD SATURDAY
THE TICKET HAS MADE IT TO A WOODEN CLUBHOUSE SHAPED LIKE THE NUMBER 1 WITH A RED FLAG WITH A D IN THE FONT KNOWN AS WALTOGRAPH
THE TICKET IS CARRIED BY THE WIND AND IS INSERTED INTO THE SLOT ALSO SHAPED LIKE A 1
ONCE THE TICKET IS INSERTED THE CLUBHOUSE IS TRANSFORMED INTO A GIGANTIC SKYSCRAPER SHAPED ONE MORE TIME LIKE THE NUMBER 1 AND ITS A COLORFUL AND EXCITING BUILDING COMPARED TO THE OTHER WEEKDAYS
Other singer: Five hours of Sunshine, once a week!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
Other Singer: Yeah!
Five hours of Sunshine is what we need!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
AS THE BUILDING NEARS ITS TRANSFORMATION A ROLLER COASTER IS ROLLING DOWN THE TRACK INTO A CEREAL BOWL AND IT SPLASHES THROUGH THE MILK
Other singer: Five hours of Sunshine, once a week!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
VIEW SHOT OF THE BUILDING IS SHOWN THAT THE CLUBHOUSE DECOY IS AT THE TOP
Other singer: Five hours of Sunshine!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
THE WORDS DISNEYS ONE SATURDAY MORNING ARE SHOWN WITH WALTOGRAPH AND ANASTASIA FONTS
THE COASTER MAKES ITS WAY TO THE DOOR AND INTO THE BUILDING WHICH IS IRONICALLY NAMED ONE SATURDAY MORNING
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING BUILDING SATURDAY
THE COMMAND CENTER FOR THE LINEUP WHICH IS SIMILAR TO MANHATTANS GRAND CENTRAL TERMINAL NOW FEATURES ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM ALL THE SHOWS NOW INDICATING THAT THE CHARACTERS ARE RUNNING THE LINEUP AS OF TODAY
WE ARE THEN INTRODUCED TO MEME
MeMe: Welcome to the Summer season of Disneys One Saturday Morning everybody, Im MeMe and Im..
STITCH TAPS MEME ON HER SHOULDER
MeMe: Oh morning Stitch!
Stitch: Arent we forgetting something?
MeMe: Of course, you and your cousins are hosting this week!
Sparky: You got that right!
Reuben: Well be right back after these messages!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE STITCH AND EXPERIMENTS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Aloha and welcome back to One Saturday Morning and this is special because its Summertime which means more cartoons!
Angel: How much?
Stitch: 5 hours. It was gonna be go big or go home but do you think anybody would stand 12 hours of us? Well heres my show up first.
LILO, YUNA, AI, MERTLE, ELENA, TERESA, YUKI AND VICTORIA SHOW UP
Lilo: Morning Stitch.
Stitch: Oh hey ladies!
Yuna: This is what its like to host One Saturday Morning?
Penny: Yuna, wait until July 11.
Sasha: Shes right, thats when we host!
Ai: In the meantime how about showing us the episode where we move into Kokaua Town? Its one of my favorite episodes!
Sparky: Well anything for you Ai!
SPARKY KISSES AI ON THE CHEEK AND SHE GETS A LITTLE SHOCK
Sparky: Well its the Stitch and Experiments episode Yuna and Ai Strike Back!
Cheney: Its also my debut!
STITCH AND EXPERIMENTS YUNA AND AI STRIKE BACK IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Gantu: So are you doing a good job?
Stitch: Yep.
Jumba: We still have more to come!
Sample: Of course, well be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: I hope youre enjoying this episode now Squeak is about to give us some details about the new season of shows starting September 12.
Squeak (taking a deep breath): Mall in the house, hula school reunion, SNL tribute, concerts, Nani gets a new job, a monster Halloween party, womens rights, a new guy enters town, Disney Renaissance discussion during Thanksgiving, camping, jury duty, Peanuts during Christmas, Rear Window parody, MST3K treatment on first Wasp Mummies movie, Gwen and Hamsterviel team up, lying, march madness basketball, Reuben opens his on sandwich shack and multiple stories, pregnancies with Lilos birth flashback, sleepwalking, Yunas Japanese legends, 100th episode where Hamsterviel is a pet, commentary on how the world works, Parent Teacher clip show, Leroy becomes a proper guy, and a Fathers Day episode!
Retro: Come on, Squeak. Why dont you tell us about the remaining 52 episodes that co-creator Harry Shoemaker, whoever that is, has planned.
Stitch: Lets just leave it until those episodes air!
Sparky: We need to get back to the cartoon anyways.
RETURN TO SHOW
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So well be right back after these commercial messages!
Angel: Is that it?
Stitch: Just cut to commercial!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Now back to my show!
Angel: Your show?!
Stitch: I mean our show!
RETURN TO SHOW
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Stitch (voiceover): Well next up if at first you dont succeed, ride ride again as Doug goes for a bike race only Patti can give him the courage to get him back on the bike on Disneys Doug on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE MRS MUNGERS CLASS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING TELEVATOR
Stitch: Well heres the Televator taking us to where we wanna go.
Slushy: Right now we should check out Mrs Mungers Class!
Guilttrip: I heard that the owners of the yearbook Disney stole sued Disney.
Reuben: Lets just show them the cartoon
STITCH PRESSES THE BUTTON AND THE TELEVATOR MAKES IT TO THE FLOOR WHERE MRS MUNGERS CLASS IS SHOWN
MRS MUNGERS CLASS
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE DOUG
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
STITCH TALKS TO DOUG
Stitch: So Doug, youre pretty comfortable here.
Doug: Yes.
Stitch: If youre so comfortable&
Roger: What Stitch is trying to say to you Funnie is how can your show be on here as well as on NickRewind?
Doug: The Nick shows are property of ViacomCBS while the shows on here are property of Disney!
Patti: Like this episode Doug Gets Right Back On !
Skeeter: Its up next! Honk honk!
TRANSITION TO DOUG
DISNEYS DOUG DOUG GETS RIGHT BACK ON IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Lets take a break for some commercials.
Angel: Which ones?
Stitch: Well find out!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Sparky: So Doug I was wondering, how come the other characters have different colored skin?
Doug: Well Jim Jinkins thought of crazy colors for the skin tones when designing the characters and it doesnt matter what color you are on the outside, its what you are on the inside that counts!
Sparky: Well heres more of your show!
RETURN TO SHOW
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Doug, you remember that episode of your Nick show where people were dressing up like you?
Doug: Well it was a part of a show called Teen Heart Street.
WIDE SHOT REVEALS STITCH WEARING DOUGS CLOTHING
Stitch: Well the laundry gave us so many of your clothes we decided not to waste them.
WIDE SHOT REVEALS ALMOST EVERYBODY IN DOUGS CLOTHES FROM BART TO SPENCER TO HIRO TO LUZ TO POOH TO TIGGER TO TIMON TO TJ TO TINO TO BOBBY
Dupe: Do these clothes make my patookie look big?
Angel: Well be right back!
Nelson: You better have a good explanation for this, Funnie!
Roger: Thats what I was gonna say!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So Doug, have you ever kissed Patti?
Doug: If I had a nickel for every time I hear that question&
Patti: Actually Doug and I kissed several times offscreen.
Judy: But they did kiss onscreen in the episode Doug Throws a Party and of course the directors cut of Dougs Marriage Madness !
Stitch: Release the Directors Cut!
Patti: Maybe we could at least give all of our fans what they want right here!
DOUG AND PATTI KISS ON THE LIPS
HunkaHunka: Now back to Doug. You two can stop kissing now.
RETURN TO SHOW
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Spats (voiceover): Next up on Recess TJ gets a hand on Ajimbo and tries to destroy it before it takes over the playground. Also the school gets an AI unit. Find out on Recess on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE GREAT MINDS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Reuben: I was looking through the Robin Williams Disney agreement&
ALADDIN WALKS IN
Aladdin: Robin Williams, he was the Genie, when Dan Castellaneta didnt do him.
Homer: Whats so special about Robin?
Reuben: Well one of the things he did was a series of edu-taining shorts that proves...
THE GENIE COMES OUT OF THE LAMP WITH ARCHIVE RECORDING OF ROBIN WILLIAMS
Genie: GREAT MINDS THINK FOR THEMSELVES!
GREAT MINDS THINK FOR THEMSELVES PLAYS
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE RECESS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So which episode of Recess should we show next?
TJ: How about the first one where Andrew Lawrence voiced me?
Stitch: Now youre voiced by Nika Futterman.
Spinelli: Its also a stab at the Pokemon franchise.
Gretchen: Even our movie was pushed from its proposed Summer 2000 release to February 16 2001 to make sure Pokemon 2000 didnt interfere.
Mikey: But what about Pokemon 3?
Stitch: Well you did much better than Doug or Teachers Pet.
Pepper Ann: I wish I would have gotten my own movie back in 2001!
Stitch: I dont think Wishy Washy is here! Heres Recess!
RECESS THE GAME IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Gus: Im just glad that the Pokemon cards arent taking over any playgrounds like a pandemic!
Poxy: To me that is R word!
Stitch: Hopefully well be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Bonnie: What else is on the docket for this show?
Clyde: This episode Schoolword that spoofs 2001 A Space Odyssey.
Vince: Sometimes I wonder if Mikey singing Daisy was a joke that would have been if Robert Goulet would have been Hal&
RECESS SCHOOLWORLD IS SHOWN
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Frosty D (voiceover): Next up is another Pepper Ann where she learns about stereotypes from not only Native Americans but also from girl cliches. Its all on Pepper Ann on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE MONKEY BOYS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Manny the Uncanny: And now for the next segment&
Everybody: MONKEY BOYS!!
THE MONKEY BOYS IS SHOWN
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE PEPPER ANN
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: TIme for Pepper Ann! (to Pepper Ann) So PA, which episodes do you have in store for now?
Pepper Ann: Well when I write a paper for Mr FInkys class I find out that part of my family is Native American and I also learn about racial stereotypes!
Stitch: Like how Lilo is from Hawaii and you dont always see her wearing a grass skirt and doing the hula and worshiping the island gods!
Lilo: I still do those things, but not enough to be considered a stereotype!
Pepper Ann: Well what makes this episode special is that Irene Bedard guest stars and shes the voice of Pocahontas, the title heroine of Disneys 33rd animated feature film!
PLEAKLEY COMES IN DRESSED AS POCAHONTAS
Pleakley: Doesnt that movie turn 25 on June 23?
Stitch: Yes, heres Pepper Ann!
PEPPER ANN DANCER WITH IGNORANCE IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: I think that episode would be a great example of stereotypes to schoolteachers!
Mrs Krabapple: HA! Thatll be a laugh!
Bart: Wait a minute, I thought Mrs K was done for when Marcia Wallace kicked the bucket!
Yin: We decided to let her live on here and be voiced by Kath Soucie, my voice by the way.
Stitch: Well be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Sparky: So Moose, this episode coming up has you protesting the Tundra Woman cartoon?
Moose: Yep.
Reuben: Is this your personal favorite episode?
Moose: Not really, but its in my top 10.
Stitch: Plus Tundra Woman is voiced by Nicole Sullivan who also voices Shego and Shadow Weather Lady.
Shego and Shadow Weather Lady: TELL US SOMETHING WE DONT KNOW!
Yin: She was going to be my voice before Kath Soucie got the part!
Slushy: Heres more Pepper Ann!
PEPPER ANN GIRL POWER IS SHOWN
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Checkers: Next up is Tokyo Pig! In this episode Spencer runs for class president but then again hell need all the help he can get! FInd out on Tokyo Pig on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE TOKYO PIG
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
SPENCER WALKS BY IN HIS PAJAMAS ALONG WITH SUNNY PIG
Spencer: Morning Doug, morning Bart (to Stitch) Ahua shalom bye Stitch.
Stitch: Morning Spencer, how did you learn Tantalog?
Spencer: Just something I learned online.
Sparky: Well Im glad youre here your show is up next.
Spencer: Who?
Sparky: You?
Spencer: Yoo Hoo?
Reuben: If you wanna turn this into an Abbott and Costello routine you can do that but weve got a show to do here!
Sparky: Oh, youre right!
SPARKY PULLS UP THE TOKYO PIG EPISODE CITIZEN PIG AND PLAYS IT ON THE BIG SCREEN
Stitch: Now time to have some bacon for breakfast!
SUNNY OINKS IN ANNOYANCE
Stitch: Okie Taka, heres Tokyo Pig!
TOKYO PIG CITIZEN PIG IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Bonnie: I never heard of such a pig running for office!
Chortle: Insert Trump joke here because Im getting some breakfast.
Clyde: Besides, we gotta take a break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So Wigstaff, why are you so weird?
Wigstaff: Let me answer your question with another question. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stitch: Which one? African or European?
Wigstaff: What are you looking at me for? I dont know that!
WIGSTAFF IS CATAPULTED BY SRPOING
Sproing: What a geek!
Stitch: Now back to Tokyo Pig!
RETURN TO SHOW
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So Una, telling Spencer not to do his homework does it have some childhood&
Una: I was written that way back when the Anime was made in 1997!
Stitch: Wait a minute, the same year One Saturday Morning premiered on ABC? Man am I old!
Angel: Well be right back and hopefully we could have some way to get some annoying people off of our backs!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So Spencer what do you have for the new season?
Spencer: Dizzy Lizzy as Kaguya Hime, me facing off Mrs Tingly, the Weather Lady being kidnapped by Onis, some fruits, some vegetables&
Weather Lady: And maybe more of Dads look!
Shadow Weather Lady: You know how he was seen last week?
Stitch: Lets get back to the show!
RETURN TO SHOW
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Blondie: (voiceover) Up next Star and Ponyhead try to keep the Bounce Lounge open and Star finds out that theres several multiverses! The chaos unfolds as Connie Schulman and Pauly Shore of all people guest star on Star vs the Forces of Evil on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE HOW THINGS WERK
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Snafu: Welcome back to One Saturday Morning! Now heres How Things Werk, albeit in a far fetched way.
HOW THINGS WERK PLAYS
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Star: Oh youre all so cute!
Stitch: Star, I know that social distancing is done but you should&
Marco: Star, give him room to breathe!
Stitch: Welcome back to Disneys One Saturday Morning everybody! Star vs the Forces of Evil is next and I hope that this will be a good episode!
Jenna: Its the one where Star enters a multiverse!
Ace: Like Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse ?
Star: Yeah, kind of!
Spencer: Phil Lord and Chris Miller kind of DESERVED that Oscar!
Stitch: Heres Star vs the Forces of Evil!
STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL MATHMAGIC IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So Star you cant do any more magic?
Star: Of course I can!
Marco: Just humor her.
Star: Marco, Im about to give a NARWHAL BLAST!
STARS NARWHAL BLAST WORKS
Star: YES! MY MAGIC WORKS! MY MAGIC WORKS!
Stitch: Well be right back, and hopefully theres no tartar sauce!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Welcome back, now this episode is where Star, Marco and Ponyhead try to save The Bounce Lounge!
TIGGER BOUNCES ONTO THE SCENE
Tigger: Bounce Lounge? Why didnt I think of that before?
Sparky: Probably because you were busy bouncing.
Star: Can we please move it along?
Stitch: Now back to the show!
STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL BOUNCE LOUNGE IS SHOWN
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Bonnie: Next up Kim and Ron work at Bueno Nacho and try to see if they could stop the evil Dr Drakken from taking over the world! See how it all unfolds as Eddie Deezen guest stars on Kim Possible on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE KIM POSSIBLE
Stitch: Now time for Kim Possible!
Kim: Hey Stitch!
Ron: Yo Stitch how are you?
Stitch: Fine!
Launch: Couldnt be better!
Ron: Who is that thing?
Kim: Uh Ron (she whispers into Rons Ear that Launch is the experiment Jumba mistook for Rufus)
Ron: OH YEAH! Rufus! Your little clone is here to see you!
RUFUS AND LAUNCH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GIVE SIMILAR GESTURES FROM SNARLING, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING TO CIRCLING EACH OTHER, TOUCHING EACH OTHER AND SHOWING THEIR BUTTOCKS ON TV ALL CULMINATING IN THEM DANCING AND LIP SYNCHING TO PAULA ABDULS OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Ron: I dont know if thats cute and fluffy or if its sick and wrong!
Stitch: Lets just watch some Kim Possible&
Ron: How about Bueno Nacho, its one of my personal faves!
Nielsen: Okay, Kim Possible is on with the episode Ron requested!
KIM POSSIBLE BUENO NACHO IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
DRAKKEN IS CONFRONTED BY STITCH YET AGAIN
Drakken: Tell me the secret of how to become&
Shego: Hes not telling you Jack!
Drakken: If youre so smart, why dont you talk to him?
Stitch: Shes too snarky!
Shego: He talks too?! Just go to a commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
PLEAKLEY IS SHOWN IN HER KIM POSSIBLE COSTUME
Pleakley: Im Kim Possible and I can do anything!
Kim: As if, IM Kim Possible!
ANGEL IS DRESSED UP AS KIM
Angel: Im Kim Possible!
LILO IS DRESSED AS HER AS WELL
Lilo: IM Kim Possible!
OTHER GIRLS LIKE LISA, SPINELLI, STAR, DIZZY LIZZY, PATTI, CANDACE, VICTORIA, PEGGY, LOR, SWEATER GIRL AND PEPPER ANN ARE DRESSED AS KIM AS WELL
Lisa: Im Kim Possible!
Spinelli: Im Kim Possible!
Patti: Im Kim Possible!
Pepper Ann: Im Kim Possible!
Candace: Im Kim Possible!
Lor: Im Kim Possible!
Selma: Im Kim Possible and sos my sister!
Kim: NO I AM THE GENUINE ARTICLE KIM POSSIBLE!
Angel: And shes back!
Pleakley: Do you think Kirk Douglas would claim a lawsuit?
Sweater Girl: He died earlier this year!
RETURN TO SHOW
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: While youre away Im making the ultimate Naco!
Ron: Youre making a Naco?! BOOYAH!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Mr Barkin: You realize that you are not from Earth!
Stitch: But I got my papers!
Barkin: Ok, youre clean.
Stitch: Now back to Kim Possible!
RETURN TO SHOW
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Sproing (voiceover): Sproing here telling you that Winnie the Pooh and my sweet Tigger are up next. Christopher Robin is told to take care of a dog but what will Pooh do to help? Find out on The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Now for a little voice speedrun for the Winnie the Pooh characters. Pooh and Tigger are still voiced by Jim Cummings, Rabbit is voiced by Tom Kenny, Piglet is voiced by Travis Oates, Eeyore is voiced by Peter Cullen, Owl is voiced by Tom Kane, Gopher is voiced by Toby Huss, Kanga is voiced by Kath Soucie and Roo is voiced by Lara Jill Miller!
Roo: Oh boy! Im voiced by a girl who can do a little kid voice!
Kanga: Roo, calm down.
Roo: Yes, momma.
Tigger: Arent you so bouncy today!
Pooh: But which episode are we showing today?
Piglet: Maybe the uh episode where we look after that sheepdog.
Gopher: I just happen to have a role in that episode!
Rabbit: Its also a good episode for responsibility!
Eeyore: Not that it would care, anyways.
Reuben: Heres Pooh Bear!
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH A POOH DAY AFTERNOON IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Plasmoid: So in Hawaii its 5:30 AM?
Owl: I say that is true because of how the Earth has several time zones for each hour of the day as the sun goes around the earth. That reminds me of the time when my great uncle Franklin and his friend Oliver were&
Reuben: Well be right back, I think.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Pooh: Ooh, I love all this honey!
Stitch: Nice enough to make you happy.
Pooh: But wheres Christopher Robin? Think, think, think.
Spike: Where do you think? Hes busy doing nothing.
Pooh: Oh bother. Why didnt I think of that before?
Stitch: Well heres more Pooh!
RETURN TO SHOW
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Elastico (voiceover): This is Elastico here to tell you that Krusty the Clown is failing at stand up comedy but Bart and some comedy greats try to give a helping hand! Jay Leno, Jeanine Garofalo, Steven Wright and Bobcat Goldthwait guest star on The Simpsons on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE TUBE DWELLERS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Now for the two guys who work inside your TV, its Tube Dwellers!
TUBE DWELLERS IS SHOWN
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE THE SIMPSONS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Now to join us for One Saturday Morning is the one and only Krusty the Clown!
KRUSTY COMES OUT TALKING TO HIS AGENT
Krusty: Look here ya little schmuck, I dont sell out that cheap!
Bart: Krusty, youre on!
Krusty: Uh oh. (hangs up the phone) Hey hey! Ha ha ha ha ha! Uh what am I supposed to do?
STAR COMES WALKING IN
Star: So which one have you seen&
Krusty: What are you looking at, putz?!
STAR SCREAMS AND RUNS FOR HER LIFE
Star: CLOWN!
Spooky: Was it me or you?
Krusty: What is she scared of clowns like Lilo was? Oy vey!
Lilo: Im not afraid of clowns now.
Comic Book Guy: Worst Exchange Ever! Okay, maybe it wasnt THAT bad.
Stitch: Heres The Simpsons to see how Krusty can get funnier. This show is also rated TV-G in case you wanna know.
THE SIMPSONS THE LAST TEMPTATION OF KRUST IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Man, Krusty was laying a giant egg in that episode!
Krusty: I dont know what I did.
Ego: Maybe its the fact that youre Jewish means you wouldnt poke fun at Adolf Hitler&
Id: I suggest you tell it like it is.
Stitch: Well be right back.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Gantu: Okay, heres my stand up. What is the deal with airline peanuts? I mean theyre kind of hard to open.
THE CROWD DOESNT LAUGH
Gantu (nervous): And how come some cartoon characters have four fingers while others have five fingers? Im guessing the animators didnt want to flip people off.
THE CROWD ISNT LAUGHING YET
GANTU IS NOW SWEATING
Gantu: And speaking of fingers, how about those PowerPuff Girls? Ever notice how theyre designed without any fingers? How do they make a fist? How do they hold things? Are, uh you telling they they, well beat Mojo Jojo with& flippers?!
Nelson: BOO! YOU SUCK EGGS! SHOW SOME CARTOONS ALREADY!
GANTUS PANTS FALL DOWN AND THEY REVEAL THAT HES WEARING NICK FURY BOXER SHORTS
EVERYBODY NOW LAUGHS
Nelson: Haw haw!
Gantu: Well comedy is hard, dying is easy.
Chortle: Tell me about it. Heres more Simpsons.
RETURN TO SHOW
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Bart: So when do I get to host?
Spencer: Well its on the 29th!
Bart: Cool!
Stitch: Actually August 29!
Bart: DOH!
Glitch: It isnt my fault, go online to disney1.com and vote on who gets to vote on who gets to host in the following weeks!
SCREEN SHOWS ON WHO WILL HOST THE FOLLOWING WEEKS JUNE 20 FATHERS HOST JUNE 27 DOUG FUNNIE HOSTS JULY 4 HANK HILL HOSTS JULY 11 LILO HOSTS JULY 18 UNKNOWN JULY 25 UNKNOWN HOSTS AUGUST 1 UNKNOWN HOSTS AUGUST 8 PHINEAS AND FERB HOST AUGUST 15 EITHER LILO AND KEONI OR KIM AND RON HOST AUGUST 22 SPENCER AND SUNNY PIG HOST AUGUST 29 BART SIMPSON HOSTS
Bart: What about those unknown host days?
Stitch: Were getting the bugs out of the system. Well be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING COMMISSARY
Homer: So how about we celebrate the first Saturday of Summer with some Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes! Mmm& Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes& (drooling)
Fudgy: What? He missed an opportunity to make the joke perfect! Heres more of The Simpsons!
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Stitch (voiceover): Only one show left until the fun ends for the week! Its King of the Hill where Hank and the gang play some paintball! Jim Cummings guest stars on King of the Hill the last show on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next!
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE CENTERVILLE
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Now from the team that made Mrs Mungers Class comes its replacement show after the lawsuit, Centerville!
CENTERVILLE PLAYS
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE KING OF THE HILL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Now the last show for today, King of the Hill!
Hank Hill: So Stitch I was wondering if any of your cousins have ever used propane?
Stitch: Well Splodyhead has devoured a propane tank because he shoots out fire.
Hank Hill: HWHAT?!
SPLODYHEAD IS IRONICALLY BURNING UP DUE TO THE FLAMES AND PROPANE
Dale: Lesson learned, never give fire based experiments propane as a gift, or even a snack. Yep.
Bill: Yep.
Hank: Yep.
Boomhauer: Mmmhmm.
Stitch: Heres King of the Hill and this show is rated TV-PG.
KING OF THE HILL THE MAN WHO SHOT CANE SKRETTEBERG IS SHOWN
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Ricky: We will be right back to King of the Hill!
Peggy: After this message from Taco Bell! Yo Quee iero Taco Bell.
Hank: Ricky, you better not make fun of my wifes Spanish because what she doesnt know wont hurt her.
Stitch: More after this.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: So we were wondering if Jellyroll can crush a big sandwich that Reuben made.
Jellyroll: Well here we go!
JELLYROLLS CRUSHES THE SANDWICH
Reuben: I made another one just in case.
Hank: So you think its time for more of my show?
Stitch: Oh yeah, heres more King of the Hill!
RETURN TO SHOW
INTERLUDE TO COMMERCIAL
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Bobby: So lots of cartoon boys are voiced by girls?
Stitch: Well sometimes boys can voice girls as well!
Bobby: How?
Stitch: How about I tell you when we get back, or probably not.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
INTERLUDE BACK TO SHOW
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Were supposed to believe that Hank and Homer and all the other fathers are hosting next week?
Jumba: Jumba doesnt count because Jumba is creator!
Pleakley: Well you are a father figure!
Hank: Dont feel so bad, Fathers Day is coming up soon!
Stitch: Heres more King of the Hill!
RETURN TO SHOW
ANNOUNCEMENT DURING CREDITS
Homer (voiceover): Homer Simpson here to tell you that next week is Fathers Day weekend and my fellow fathers and I will host Disneys One Saturday Morning next week so be here for 8 hours of shows including Bobs Burgers on Disneys One Saturday Morning ABC next week!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
HOST SEGMENT BEFORE CREDITS
INT ONE SATURDAY MORNING
Stitch: Well its time to go anyways!
Sparky: Thanks for hanging in and hanging out with us!
Stitch: Be sure to tune in next week and every weekday and Sunday at 3:00 PM for Disneys One Too here on ABC and of course check out our website and Disney Plus! See you next Saturday!
Experiments: ALOHA!
SCREEN SHOWS VISITORS ON THE WEBSITE AND STATS ON VARIOUS GAMES
CREDITS ARE SHOWN
Created by PETER HASTINGS
Executive Producers PETER HASTINGS HARRY SHOEMAKER WADE WISINSKI
Supervising Producer PRUDENCE FENTON
Consulting Producers JOHN PARAGON BOB IGER
Producer JOHN A SMITH
Written and DIrected by HARRY SHOEMAKER
Animation Directors CHUCK SHEETZ BRUCE W SMITH RICHARD RAYNIS MAURICE JOYCE SHINICHI WATANABE NICK FLIPPI CHRIS SANDERS BRAD GOODCHILD and ERIC GOLDBERG
Singer: Five hours of Sunshine once a week!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
Singer: Yeah!
Starring VALARIE RAE MILLER as MeMe
PAUL RUGG as Manny the Uncanny
And BRAD GARRET as the voice of Jellyroll
Character voices
CHARLIE ADLER
PAMELA ADLON
SCOTT ADYIST
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI
TONY ANSELMO
ED ASNER
SEAN ASTIN
HANK AZARIA
NICK BAKAY
DEE BRADLEY BAKER
SCOTT BAKULA
ASHLEIGH BALL
DANTE BASCO
ERIC BAUZA
BRIAN BEACOCK
DRAKE BELL
MICHAEL BELL
BECK BENNETT
JEFF BENNETT
BOB BERGEN
GREGG BERGER
JEFF BERGMAN
JACK BLACK
SUZANNE BLAKASLEE
STEVEN BLUM
JOSH BRENER
KENNETH BRANNAGH
CLANCY BROWN
RODGER BUMPASS
COREY BURTON
NICK CANNON
LINDA CARDELLINI
TIA CARRERE
NANCY CARTWRIGHT
DAN CASTELLANETA
CATHY CAVADINI
CHERYL CHASE
LACEY CHABERT
JAMIE CHUNG
GERG CIPES
CAM CLARKE
KEVIN CLASH
GARY COLE
DABNEY COLEMAN
RICKY DSHON COLLINS
KEVIN CONROY
DANNY COOKSEY
KAYLEY COUCO
RICHARD IAN COX
RACHEL CRANE
TOM CRUISE
PETER CULLEN
JIM CUMMINGS
EG DAILY
EDDIE DEEZEN
DANA DELANY
LORI BETH DENBERG
DEBI DERRYBERRY
ERIK VON DETTON
KEITH DIAMOND
MICHELEA DIAZ
JESSICA DiCICCO
JOHN DiMAGGIO
BEN DISKIN
RYAN O'DONOHUE
BRIAN DONOVAN
PHILLIP VAN DYKE
CHRIS EDGERLY
DOUG ERHOLTZ
BILL FAGERBAKKE
MELISSA FAHN
CARL FARUOLO
BILL FARMER
KEITH FERGUSON
SHAUN FLEMMING
VIVICA A FOX
PAT FRALEY
WILL FRIEDLE
NIKA FUTTERMAN
JEANINE GAROFALO
BRAD GARRETT
SEAN GIAMBRONE
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT
DAVE GOELZ
KELSEY GRAMMER
DAN GREEN
SETH GREEN
GREY GRIFFIN
OLIVIA HACK
JENNIFER HALE
TEX HAMMOND
JOHNNY HARDWICK
JESS HARNELL
MELISSA JOAN HART
PAMELA HAYDEN
ALEX HIRSCH
KATE HIGGINS
WENDY HOOPES
NIKITA HOPKINS
RICHARD STEVEN HORVITZ
BRET IWAN
ERIC JACOBSON
CHARITY JAMES
NICK JAMESON
PENN JILLETTE
ASHLEY JOHNSON
MIKE JUDGE
DANIELLE JUDOVITS
TOM KANE
JOHNNY KASSIR
DAVID KAUFMAN
JULIE KAVNER
JANICE KAWAYE
TOM KENNY
KEVIN KLINE
EDDIE KORBICH
MILA KUNIS
MAURICE LaMARCHE
PHIL LaMARR
DAVID LANDER
NATHAN LANE
ANDREW LAWRENCE
JOEY LAWRENCE
MATTHEW LAWRENCE
WENDEE LEE
CLEA LEWIS
JENIFER LEWIS
BECCA LISH
JON LOVITZ
KEVIN MacDONALD
TRESS MacNEILLE
SEAN MARQUETTE
JASON MARSDEN
MONA MARSHALL
VINCENT MARTELLA
ADAM McARTHUR
ANNDI McAFE
EDIE McCLURG
JULIA McILLVAINE
MICHAEL McKEAN
SCOTT MENVILLE
KATE MICUCCI
LARA JILL MILLER
CANDI MILO
KEL MITCHELL
TAHJ MOWRY
TAMERA MORWY
TIA MOWRY
BOBBY MOYNIHAN
LILIANA MUMY
PAT MUSICK
KATHY NAJIMY
SARAH NATOCHENNY
ED ONEILL
FRED NEWMAN
TRAVIS OATES
NICOLE OLIVER
THUROP VAN ORMAN
PATTON OSWALT
STEPHEN OUIMETTE
JENNA VON OY
CARLOS PANVEGA
ROB PAULSEN
KHARY PAYTON
MARY JO PHEL
DAVID HYDE PIERCE
PAT PINNEY
RYAN POTTER
DAN POVENMIRE
KYLA PRATT
DOUG PRIES
DEREK STEPHEN PRINCE
PHIL PROCTOR
CRISTINA PUCELLI
DANNY PUDI
DIONNE QUAN
MICHAEL REISZ
RYAN REYNOLDS
ALFONSO RIBERIO
KEVIN MICHAEL RICHARDSON
JASON RITTER
SARAH-NICOLE ROBLES
GENESIS RODRIGUEZ
JUSTIN ROILAND
CHRISTY CARLSON ROMANO
RINO ROMANO
STEPHEN ROOT
MAYA RUDOLPH
PAUL RUGG
ERNIE SABELLEA
CHRIS SANDERS
KATEY SAGAL
THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER
KRISTEN SCHAAL
CONNIE SCHULMAN
BEN SCHWARTZ
NOAH SEGAN
JOSHUA SETH
WALLACE SHAWN
HARRY SHEARER
JUSTIN SHENKAROW
EDEN SHER
BRIANNE SIDDALL
JENNY SLATE
JEAN SMART
FRANCESCA MARIE SMITH
YEARDLEY SMITH
KATH SOUCIE
STEPHEN STANTON
KIRSTEN STORMS
TARA STRONG
ERIC STUART
NICOLE SULLIVAN
CREE SUMMER
RAVEN SYMONE
DANNY TAMBERELLI
JAMES ARNOLD TAYLOR
VERONICA TAYLOR
DAVID TENNANT
KENAN THOMPSON
KEVIN THOMPSON
ROBERT TINKLER
ASHLEY TISDALE
LAUREN TOM
LANE TORAN
COLLEEN VILLARD
SAMUEL VINCENT
KARI WAHLGREN
HYNDEN WALCH
DAVID WARNER
PATRICK WARBURTON
SCOTT WEINGER
FRANK WELKER
MING NA WEN
CATHY WESELUCK
BILLY WEST
BROOKS WHEELAN
MAE WHITMAN
STEVE WHITMIRE
KRISTEN WIIG
KATHLEEN WILHOITE
GARY ANTHONY WILLIAMS
VANESSA WILLIAMS
DAVE WILLIS
APRIL WINCHELL
BD WONG
WEIRD AL YANKOVICH
NIKI YANG
BRENNA YDE
With archival recordings of ROBIN WILLIAMS
Singer: Five hours of Sunshine is what we need!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
Casting by HARRY SHOEMAKER
Vocal Direction by JAMIE THOMASON
Music by KEVIN GUILLAME and SCOTT WILK and TODD VEGA and JIM LANG
One Saturday Morning theme song music and lyrics by PETER HASTINGS and SCOTT WILK and TODD VEGA
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Written and produced by OLIVER LEIBER
Performed by PAULA ABDUL
Courtesy of Virgin Records
Edited by TONY MIZGALSKI
Voices recorded at NICKELODEON ANIMATION STUDIOS BURBANK CALIFORNIA
CGI Animation by WALT DISNEY ANIMATION STUDIOS BURBANK CALIFORNIA
Taped at DISNEYS HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS LAKE BUENA VISTA FLORIDA
Manny the Uncanny created and performed by PAUL RUGG
The Monkey Boys
Buddy BRETT BEAR
Hodge Podge DAVID FINKEL
Mrs Mungers Class
Mrs Munger PETER HASTINGS
The Class
CAROL ARABIA
BRETT BAER
DAVID FINKEL
ROB PAULSEN
MELISSA SAMUELS
CREE SUMMER
Genies Great Mind
Performed by ROBIN WILLIAMS
Animated by TOON CITY PRODUCTIONS
Written by BOB SCHOOLEY MARK McCORKLE
Centerville, Tube Dwellers, Whats My Name, How Things Werk and others created by PETER HASTINGS
Singer: Five hours of Sunshine once a week!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
Special Thanks
PAUL GERMAIN
JOE ANSOLOBOHERE
JIM JINKINS
SUE ROSE
TOM WARBURTON
DARON NEFCY
BOB SCHOOLEY
MARK McCORKLE
BRIAN HENSON
JIM HENSON
FRANK OZ
JERRY NELSON
RICHARD HUNT
MATT GROENING
JAMES L BROOKS
AL JEAN
MIKE JUDGE
GREG DANIELS
TONY CRAIG
ROBERTS GANNAWAY
NICK FLIPPI
TV TOKYO
PHIL LORD
CHRIS MILLER
ALEX HIRSCH
CHRIS SANDERS
DEAN DeBLOIS
SCOTT RUDIN
RICHARD RAYNIS
FORD RILEY
HARRY SHOEMAKER
DAN POVENMIRE
JEFF SWAMPY MARSH
TAD STONE
GARY BASEMAN
DOUG LANDALE
AA MILNE
MICHAEL EISNER
BOB IGER
JOHN ARNOLD
GERALDINE LAYBOURNE
Singer: Five hours of Sunshine!
Studio Chorus: One Saturday Morning!
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I also did ask the person who made the preview3 image
The-Dark-Mamba-995 and I'm sorry if I did that. Oh and the schedule for the week included
Sunday June 7 2020
3:00 PM Tokyo Pig "Tickled Pig's Feet"
3:30 PM The Owl House "A Lying Witch and a Warden"
4:00 PM Amphibia "Anne or Beast/Best Fronds"
4:30 PM DuckTales "Daytrip of Doom"
Monday June 8 2020
3:00 PM Phineas and Ferb "Flop Starz"
3:30 PM 101 Dalmatian Street "Dog's Best Friend/Boom Night"
4:00 PM Star vs the Forces of Evil "Matchmaker/School Spirit"
4:30 PM Kim Possible "The Ron Factor"
Tuesday June 9 2020
3:00 PM Gravity Falls "Little Dipper"
3:30 PM Big Hero 6 "The Globby Within"
4:00 PM Timon and Pumbaa "Amusement Bark/Rome Alone"
4:30 PM Stitch and Experiments "Poke-Phenomenon"
Wednesday June 10 2020
3:00 PM Doug "Doug's Big Comeback"
3:30 PM Recess "The Trial/The First Picture Show"
4:00 PM Pepper Ann "Tessa Less Vanessa/Peer Counseling PA"
4:30 PM Lloyd in Space "Babysitter Lloyd"
Thursday June 11 2020
3:00 PM Teacher's Pet "A Lick is Still a Kiss"
3:30 PM The Weekenders "Throwing Carver/The Perfect Weekend"
4:00 PM The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh "The Old Switcheroo/Cloud Cloud Go Away"
4:30 PM Muppets Tonight "Billy Crystal"
Friday June 12 2020
3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
3:30 PM King of the Hill "Hank's Cowboy Movie"
4:00 PM Boy Meets World "Danger Boy"
4:30 PM Stitch and Experiments "Battle for the Simpsonian"
https://www.deviantart.com/hamursh/art/Stitch-and-Cousins-One-Saturday-Morning-5-hours-845343161
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