DISCLAIMER : News Askew assumes NO responsibility for any bodily harm
or death that results from playing these games. Drink at your own
risk. And for God's sake, don't drink and drive!

GENERAL RULES (APPLY TO ALL 4 FILMS)
* Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
* A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1
drink).
* Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1
drink).
* A reference to a non-askewniverse film is made (Star Wars, Jaws,
Pretty In Pink, etc.) (1 drink).
* A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own
discretion.)
* Any character gives another character advice that he/she received
from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
* Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2
drinks).
* Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
* Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
* (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name
is mentioned.

TAKE ONE SIP WHEN...
* Someone says the word "lesbian".
* A character tells a story that involves a flashback.
* A character drinks (any beverage).
* A character is seen smoking a cigarette (2 if you see them LIGHT
the cigarette).

TAKE TWO SIPS WHEN...
* Alyssa cries (4 drinks if actual tears are seen).
* Banky makes a homophobic comment.
* A character drinks Pete's Wicked Ale.
* Hooper appears in the "Hooper X" character.
* An actor or actress from a previous Kevin Smith movie appears
onscreen(not including Holden, Alyssa, or Banky. We're not
responsible for your actions if you DO decide to include them.).
* Holden hits Banky.

TAKE THREE SIPS WHEN...
* Brian O'Hallaran is onscreen. If you don't know who Brian is,
drink 6.
* A character bashes the Hartford Whalers.
* Holden thinks that Alyssa wants him.
* Jay & Silent Bob appear.
* The Pete's Wicked Ale logo appears onscreen, but no one is
drinking it.
* Holden cries.
* The "shared moment" hand gesture is made.


SPECIAL CASE...
* When Banky declares, "Bring on the free hooch!", say the phrase
along with him or pay the price: 5 big ones. An excellent
punishment for rookies.