David took his old friend, Dave, home for Hanuka, and after dinner,
spoke to his father, "Dad, I need to tell you something.
Dave and I want to get married and we'd like your blessing."
David's father practically exploded, his face turned red, and was
literally speechless for ten minutes. When he finally regained his composure, he replied,
"David, you cannot marry Dave! For God's sake, David,
... he's not Jewish!"
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Q: Why doesn't Ukraine have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim
are already in America.
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John: "What do you do for a living?"
George: "I pack parachutes."
John: "That`s not an easy job. How do you manage it?"
George: "Very well, I think. No one`s ever complained about my work."