+ 1. Your get up and go has got up and gone.
+ 2. A man intimately knows the difference between prostate and prostrate.
+ 3. An organ recital has nothing to do with music.
+ 4. You've gone from "good lookin'" to "lookin' good".
+ 5. Clerks automatically give you the "senior citizen" discount.
+ 6. Your broad mind and narrow waist change places.