Russian folksongs



Starlet's fallen from the heavens

Right into my boyfriend's briefs,

I don't mind his roasted penis

If it helps us live in peace?



Down the river drifts an axe

From the town of Byron.

Let it float by itself –

Fucking piece of iron!!!



Fish in thick tomato sauce

Swims in happy comatose

Only me, pathetic whimp

Have no fucking place to swim?



Train is speeding from Tambov

Tailgate lights are on and off,

Girls aboard would – what the heck! –

Fuck their way through ticket check



Have you seen four dicks together

Dancing on a mountain peak?

And one dick had fucked another

But with yet another dick



My advice to future bride:

Don't get married, silly!

Morning comes – your boobs aside,

Snatch is rumpled illy...



I am dragging to the bushes

this would-soon-be-legend.

Kinda shy of fucking here

Queen of Beauty Pageant...



My plant is roaring just like bee-hive

Shit, is that boring – I fuck this life!



Nick is sitting at the door,

Neither dancing, singing nor,

He is sitting, deaf and dumb,

Thinking only "Whom to hump?"



Little Nickie is very sad:

Doesn't want to ride moped,

Doesn't want to ride his horse

Wants to have an intercourse.



Everything is going down – not enough prosperity,

There are things to care about – fucking has priority.



Time has shifted for an hour – what a mess on globe

Dick was hard before wakeup, now it's up at work.



Girls have called me to the party – I decided not to come,

It's because my сlothing ugly and my dick is tiny one.



I was sleeping with my honey absolutely naked,

I have took my panties off just to make a statement.



Nick is crossing village slowly – outside it's cold and snowy.

But his dick is up and running just in case if something's coming



Girls had fight at country hut

Over who's the hairest cunt.

Well, more hair of the most

Had the beaver of the host.



You were mine the other day,

Mike is screwing you today.

He's got cock as thick as trees

On the Shishkin's masterpiece...