Я нашла какой-то очередной шизанутый сайт на котором можно початиться с богом.
Читайте и наслаждайтесь! Половина на английском, половина на транслите
Me:
Hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
How are you
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Ahuet'
God:
Are we still talking about Bl9 ti b hoti pisal po pon9tnee?
Me:
Yes. Sure
God:
Sure, Bl9 ti b hoti pisal po pon9tnee sounds like a good topic. OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
Why this world is so fucking?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
Da ti mudak 9 smotru
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Scary movie
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ?
Me:
No, 9 takoe gavno ne smotru
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Is this a math question?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic.
Me:
nu eshe bi
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It is Russian language, looser
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
L live in Russia, Fucking sucker
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
9 ni hu9 ne ponimau
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic.
Me:
Tvoi problemi
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I'm a genues
God:
You are a genues? How do you like your work?
Me:
I love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because I'm a human
God:
Good reason. Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
So, FUCK YOU
God:
OK. Why are you so mean?
Me:
ti u men9 eto uze sprashival, kozel
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Mne nasrat'
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
22:13
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yeh
God:
Me too.
Me:
And what?
God:
What else do you want to tell me?
Me:
Life's shit
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
Da uz pizdetz kaka9 filosofi9
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm nearly 15
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
4evo-o-o???
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
Adnazna4na
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
all the food
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I'm always serious
God:
I can't believe it. Really always? I believe you.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Vi vse mudaki
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Adnazna4na?
Me:
Koro4e, ti kozel, idi na yuh
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.



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