Kevin, the crazy cheese snack-loving lady squirrel who is terrorizing Seattles Discovery Park! We Need To Talk About Kevin isnt only a depressing moving starring Tilda Swinton. Its also what parents who go to Discovery Park say to each other about the cheese-crazed squirrel who is causing HAVOC (not really) and will crawl up your [&]

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Wynonna Judd (55) Kevin Covais (30) Yael Grobglas (35) Jennifer Ellison (36) Devendra Banhart (38) Remy Ma (39) Jenny Mollen (40) CeeLo Green (45) John Ross Bowie (48) Duncan Jones (48) Pic: History For Sale Idina Menzel (48) Tom Morello (55) Mark Sheppard (55) Tonya Pinkins (57) Ted McGinley (61) Jake “The Snake” Roberts (64) [&]

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If you were wondering if Kristen Stewart still has a pair of alien no-brows that make her look like Central Floridas fourth most popular Wendy O. Williams impersonator doing half-assed Ziggy Stardust drag, she does!  Lainey Gossip  BATMAN RETURNS (and solely because of Michelle Pfeiffer) WAS ROBBED!  Pajiba Lane Rogers is honestly a [&]

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Netflixs amateur baking show Nailed It! is a real joy if you love watching people who cant tell modeling chocolate from their ass fail to recreate complicated cakes before a panel of judges in an attempt to win money. Its also great if youre a fan of the shows boisterous, high-energy host, comedian Nicole Byer. But [&]

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Tamera Mowry is thinking, Cant relate. I was in Twitches. Im A-list forever. The name Adrienne Bailon may jump in your mind for many reasons. The girl group 3LW. The more popular girl group Cheetah Girls. Or her current job, hosting The Real. On a recent episode, Adrienne admitted that she is a D-List celebrity and also that [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/adrienne-bailon-loves-being-a-d-list-celebrity/

Even though he looks like he’s playing a sleazy 1980s cop who’s about to have a prosecutor dramatically accuse him of giving false testimony, stealing cocaine out of the evidence locker, and harassing a witness, Ashton Kutcher is actually in court today giving testimony in a murder trial. According to CBS LA, on Feb. 21, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/ashton-kutcher-testified-at-the-trial-of-an-alleged-serial-killer-who-is-accused-of-murdering-his-girlfriend/

At least if you believe Radar Online and Star magazine. Then again, this is the marriage that began after Miranda Lambert hit the three-month mark with an NYPD officer/one-time part-time model and father to a brand-new baby, and thought, Yeah, lets make this legal. So Radar and Star didnt have to reach too far to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/miranda-lamberts-marriage-might-already-be-in-trouble/

That headline isnt fair. That African painted dog isnt the Meryl Streep of African painted dogs. Meryl Streep is the human of that African painted dog, because has she ever played dead so convincingly that it saved her from ending up dead in a lioness mouth? I think not! But thats exactly what one African [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/open-post-hosted-by-the-meryl-streep-of-african-painted-dogs/

Actor. Artist. DJ. Thirst trap? Those are all words that now come to mind when I think of Ansel Elgort (in addition to the apt anagram Legal Stoner). Ansel was apparently feeling himself in all his Muppet Babies Val Kilmer Real Genius era realness and #IgnitedInstagram with a series of topless selfies for reasons unknown [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/ansel-elgort-exposed-his-selfie-on-instagram/

Oh, Alex Trebek, the worlds most beloved, surly, old, know-it-all uncle has blessed us with some good news as it turns out stage four pancreatic cancer isnt a match for the bitchy greatness of our favorite Canadian! Alex Trebek is on the cover of People to tell us that according to his doctors, he is near remission [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/alex-trebeks-pancreatic-cancer-is-near-remission/

Sibling rivalry, thy name is Mara. The day after her sister Kate Mara announced the birth of her daughter with Jamie Bell, Rooney Mara decided to don her best flannel and parade around Los Angeles wearing a big fat diamond ring. Last summer there were reports that Rooney and her man Joaquin Phoenix were never going [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/rooney-mara-and-joaquin-phoenix-might-be-engaged/

French actress and model, Emmanuelle Seigner has been married to director Roman Polanski since 1989. She married him after that whole fleeing America before being sentenced for statutory rape in 19773 thing. Well Emmanuelle is the type to stand by her man, and shes doing it again now. Emmanuelle is pissed that her husband is being [&]

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About three and a half years ago, Lamar Odom nearly waltzed with the Grim Reaper for a second time (the first was when he danced with Pimp Mama Kris at his wedding to Khloe Kartrashian), when he overdosed on the bad shit at The Love Ranch (aka The BunnyRanch Two) in Nevada. Up until now, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/lamar-odom-thinks-that-his-overdose-was-actually-a-murder-attempt-by-the-owner-of-the-bunny-ranch/

If the skin around her cheeks could talk, they may be screaming SHARON, NO! WERE STRETCHED THIN ENOUGH AS IT IS!. But since they cant, Sharon Osbourne is the one who does the talking and has made the decision to pull her face tighter than it already is. Sharon announced her big plastic surgery news [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/sharon-osbourne-says-shes-getting-a-new-face-this-summer/

Kanye West is full of information. Not much of it is relevant or good or coherent, but he sure has got a ton of it inside of him to let out. So when he spoke with David Letterman for his new Netflix series, My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman, he talked about everything from [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/29/kanye-west-isnt-allowed-to-talk-about-drake-anymore/

As expected, the late Stan Lees former business manager Keya Morgan has been arrested. In comic book land, a villain as awful as Keya might face justice by getting blasted into space or frozen in a block of Hulk shit. But in this story, justice means getting slapped with a pair of handcuffs and a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/stan-lees-former-business-manager-has-been-arrested-for-elder-abuse/

My predictive powers are unmatched. Back in January, when they announced they were having a baby, I predicted that we’d all forget that Kate Mara and Jamie Bell were a couple until the baby was born. Be honest with me now, did you forget? I sure did! Well I’m here to remind you that they [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/kate-mara-gave-birth-to-a-baby-girl/

IHOP must really love disappointing people and also (weirdly) Puff Daddy because its taking a page from P-Diddys change-yourname-for-no-reason book. IHOP tried this stunt before before by changing the P in IHOP to a B to promote the new line of burgers that nobody going to the International House of Fucking Pancakes would ever order. They [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/open-post-hosted-by-ihop-pulling-another-name-changing-stunt/

The UK is going to be visited by the Dark Lord soon, as Donald Trump will be coming to see the Queen and such at the beginning of June for an official visit. Americas most elegant man and his incredibly elegant wife are going to sit down with all the royals: Duchess Kate, Prince William, Prince [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/prince-harry-is-having-lunch-with-trump-but-duchess-meghan-is-skipping-that-mess/

You’d think one the greatest traumatic moments of Rob Lowe’s life would be squandering his St. Elmos Fire fame by starring in the TV movie Square Dance as an intellectually challenged boy and getting universally panned, but it’s not. What really traumatized Rob was watching Prince William’s hair fall out. I guess there’s no age [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/28/watching-prince-william-go-bald-traumatized-rob-lowe/