It always astounds me that we live in a world where there are people who wont date a guy whos under 593 but people who call themselves spiritual hackers can be out here dating actual Princesses. Its being reported that Norways Princess Martha Louise has revealed to the world that she is in love. And the [&]

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Lets for a moment take a look at that little fancy purple stamp that reads All About Archie! and appreciate that it totally sounds like a Tony award winner for Best Revival of a Musical. I can practically hear Sutton Foster belting out the title song. But it really has been all about Master Archie [&]

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Greg Wise (53) Stella Maxwell (28) Andy Murray (32) Ashlynn Yennie (34) The Kid Mero (36) Jessica Sutta (37) Alex Breckenridge (37) Jamie-Lynn Sigler (38) Zara Phillips (38) Zoltan Bathory (41) Caroline Dhavernas (41) David Krumholtz (41) Pic: Columbia Pictures Ahmet Zappa (45) David Charvet (47) Emmitt Smith (50) Giselle Fernandez (58) Ron Simmons (61) [&]

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Fox has released the first trailer for the 90210 revival/reboot/mockumentary thing. Everyone appears to be back (except, tragically, for Luke Perry), and they all appear to live really expensive, fancy lives. The trailer also features the cast hearing the opening bars to the theme in various random ways in their respective fancy homes. You know [&]

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Regretfully, the biggest tease of the 2020 election cycle thus far isn’t which candidate will propose the most comprehensive solution for fixing the U.S. healthcare system. It’s whether or not Cory Booker is really bonking Rosario Dawson. Which, if we’re being honest, is only slightly more boring. Instead of your run of the mill “will [&]

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Wendy Williams recently lost a couple hundred pounds of dead weight, and has already returned to enjoying the company of men. On today’s Wendy Williams Show, Wendy declared that her “bachelorette pad” was open for business and that’s she’s been entertaining a “parade of men,” a month after filing for divorce from her poisonous (figuratively, [&]

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Angelina Jolies vindictive demon hell-bent on revenge is back! Pfft, some might say she never left scoffed Brad Pitt to himself, Im sure. Disney released the first official teaser trailer for Maleficent 2 yesterday. As we already knew, its actually called Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, which still sounds like a less-interesting, lawsuit-dodging rip-off of Elvira: [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/14/angelina-jolie-and-her-prosthetic-cheekbones-are-back-in-the-teaser-trailer-for-maleficent-mistress-of-evil/

Bill & Ted are back with another installment of Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure. Yes, Ill probably see it in the theaters, because if Hollywood is refusing to evolve past a bunch of teenage dumbos time traveling in a pay phone, then I refuse to evolve as well. Keanu Reeves went on Steven Colberts show to [&]

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When the MET Gala happened last week I was off in the Canadian Rockies having my ears hammered with wrong sounding vowels (sorry, Allison) and sharing a thready wifi connection with a bunch of mountain loving nerds (sorry, my husband) so I had to play catch up once I got back to civilization (sorry, Canada. [&]

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Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry must not know that the best way to keep people interested in something is to restrict their access to it, because they are trying very hard to keep this new royal baby, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, a secret. They are going to some serious lengths and I feel like it just [&]

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When you look at Ariel Winter, you might see a girl who looks like the middle child from Modern Family, or someone who appears to be coming for Bella Thornes gig (no Ariel, that market is already over-saturated!). Or maybe you see someone who is hiding the TRUTH about their surgeries. Well, Ariel recently dealt [&]

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There have been many famous Batmen over the years. Some more famous than others and some considered better for the job than others. Of course there are contemporaries, like Christian Bale and Ben Affleck, but there were also OG Batmen like Lewis Wilson and Adam West. In the 90s, a rising George Clooney played Batman in Batman & Robin during a high-point in [&]

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Much like her blonde serpentine nemisis, it would appear that Kim Kardashian has possibly been dropping hints about a big reveal. Well, its a big reveal if youre the person at E! in charge of typing up the chyrons on KUWTK. People seems to think theyve cracked the case on what sounds like the least [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/14/kim-kardashian-might-have-secretly-revealed-her-sons-name-on-twitter/

Patty Ratburn from Arthur! Two pieces of information made my brain perk up yesterday. The first was the fact that Arthur still makes new episodes and is in its 22nd season. I thought that the memory of Arthur was being kept alive thanks to reruns and memes, but Arthur lives! The second was the fact [&]

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Cate Blanchett (50) Miranda Cosgrove (26) Amber Portwood (29) Rob Gronkowski (30) Zack Ryder (34) Olly Murs (35) Mark Zuckerberg (35) Amber Tamblyn (36) Bleona (40) Sophie Anderton (42) Martine McCutcheon (43) Shanice (46) Natalie Appleton (46) Gabriel Mann (47) Pic: Universal Sofia Coppola (48) Danny Wood (50) Fab Morvan (53) Raphael Saadiq (53) C.C. [&]

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PROGRAMMING NOTE: Before we get into Crumbs& Im not going to be around tomorrow (May 14) and the next day, because the eyeball surgery I was supposed to have two weeks ago was rescheduled due to the stupid fucking piece of stupid trash laser machine refusing to cooperate. I shouldnt have said that. Laser machines [&]

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Even in #thesetryingtimes, there is still one thing almost all decent Americans can agree on: Be nice to dogs. Specifically, don’t go murdering them in front of your family. Teen Mom alum Jenelle Evans’ choice of spouse, David Eason, is the rare exception, and a really shitty American/human being/ironically sentient pile of dog poop. Earlier [&]

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Aprils Hot Slut of the Month showdown came down to two magical beings: The Utah Jazz Dandelion and Joey the Unicorn Goat. But ultimately, many of you were hypnotized by the furry basketball gorgeousness of The Utah Jazz Dandelion and cast your votes for her. The Utah Jazz Dandelion, who tickled eyeballs with her wondrous [&]

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Dont worry, you wont ever find yourself wheeled into an emergency room and see Missy Elliott standing over you in head to toe Adidas scrubs, informing the closest triage nurse that she needs a team to assist her while she puts her thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Not that kind of doctor. Its [&]

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Rolling Loud, the largest hip-hop festival in the country, really seems like the place to be if you want to deal with legal repercussions, as rappers Lil Wayne and Kodak Black both attended the music festival and ended up dealing with the police. The entire festival turned out to be a mess, actually. Sigh, I much [&]

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