Was Britney Spears being held against her will in a mental institution like some awful 2019 Frances Farmer situation? Is her father not colon-ruptured, but lying and way evil and controlling her life like Big Brother? Is her mothers mysterious double-tapping of #FreeBritney posts proof that Brit Brit is in trouble? Britney herself says no, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/05/miley-cyrus-has-joined-the-freebritney-movement-i-think/

Fabu-fucking-loso! The first time I ever laid eyes on Fabuloso was sometime in the 80s when my family went to Ensenada in Baja California. We went most years and my favorite thing was going to Gigante, the gigantic grocery store over there. Every gene in my body is the gay gene, so you can only [&]

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Henry Cavill (36) Younes Bendjima (26) Hannah Jeter (29) Chris Brown (30) Adele (31) Skye Sweetnam (31) Brooke Hogan (31) Clark Duke (34) Vanessa Bryant (37) Lynsi Snyder, the In-N-Out heiress (37) Danielle Fishel (38) Craig David (38) Hank Green (39) Pic: Instagram Vincent Kartheiser (40) Tina Yothers (46) Kyan Douglas (49) Kurt Sutter (59) [&]

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Thirst trap pop star and Calvin Klein underwear model Shawn Mendes sent a pair of his drawers to Matt Healy from The 1975. This makes me a crusty oldster but I could not name you one song by either of these entities. But I would like Shawn Mendes to send his underwear to me. Preferably with [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/04/open-post-hosted-by-shawn-mendes-sending-a-pair-of-his-underwear-to-the-1975s-matt-healy/

CNN reports that, if you live in the UK, you dont need to push your luck by going into a dark corner of a pub or club or the part of the parking garage without security cameras to buy your yay anymore. Just go down to your local pond and snort shrimp! Thats right, scientists [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/04/scientists-have-found-cocaine-in-shrimp-in-the-uk/

Jar Jar Binks Candy Tongue! Today is May 4th, Star Wars Day, and its a May 4th that falls on the same weekend where Avengers: Endgame is probably going to be #1 at the box office again and the third to the last Game of Thrones episodes airs. If you leave the house today, bring [&]

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Street prophet Justin Bieber cinched up his big boy pants (the full length ones!), pulled on his best socks and slides combo and stood on his corner soapbox to warn us citizens of humanity that were going to be really, really, super sorry for not supporting the unmistakeable talent and superstardom of his most bestest [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/04/prophet-justin-bieber-says-we-will-all-regret-not-celebrating-chris-browns-genius-while-hes-still-alive/

Johnny Galecki mustve been stressing over what to do with his free time once The Big Bang Theory comes to a close at the end of this season. Besides dodging calls from Sara Gilbert to come on to The Conners full-time, he probably pondered taking up golf, collecting luxury cars or traveling the world, but went [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/04/43-year-old-johnny-galeckis-21-year-old-girlfriend-is-pregnant/

Madonnas got an upcoming album, Madame X, to push, so shes out there hustling and trying to figure out how to steal just a smidge of press from the ladies who have supplanted her in current pop culture like Ariana, Taylor, Beyonce, and Paula Abdul trying to Oddjob Julianne Hough. So, in a new interview with British [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/04/madonna-says-she-has-no-living-role-models/

In an interview with The Guardian to push Netflixs Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, where Lily Collins plays the girlfriend to Zac Efrons Ted Bundy, she claims that the ghosts of Ted Bundys victims visited her before filming started. At Christmastime, no less! That would have made for a much more somber A Christmas [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/04/lily-collins-says-that-the-ghosts-of-ted-bundys-victims-visited-her-before-filming/

Lance Bass (40) Alexander Gould (25) Grace Phipps (27) Little Boots (35) Dallon Weekes (38) Erin Andrews (41) Kimora Lee Simmons (44) Mike Dirnt (47) Will Arnett (49) Ana Gasteyer (52) Randy Travis (60) Pic: Teen Beat Oleta Adams (66) Pia Zadora (66) Michael Barrymore (67) Jackie Jackson (68) Mick Mars (68) Russi Taylor (75) [&]

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Kelly Clarkson says she was dealing with appendicitis pains while rehearsing for the Billboard Music Awards, and the day after the show, she underwent surgery to have her appendix removed. So Kelly Clarkson risked a painful death by a ruptured appendix for the fucking Billboard Music Awards? The Billboard Music Awards?! Its really not even [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/night-crumbs-1245/

During Angelica Hustons wild ride of a messy interview with Vulture, she showed love for Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, but showed no love for Diane Keatons choice of doing movies like Poms. You would think that Angelica would have nothing but undying support for her Sister In Supporting Woody. Not to mention, that starring [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/jacki-weaver-has-fighting-words-for-angelica-huston-for-trashing-poms/

Good news for Usher, who has been battling an ongoing lawsuit from an accuser that claimed he gave her herpes a few years ago after pop locking in her coochie without a condom. She was one of several who accused Usher of giving them the gift that keeps on giving. This case has been brewing in [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/ushers-20-million-dollar-herpes-lawsuit-has-come-to-an-end/

The Verge is reporting that PornHub is looking to buy Tumblr, the once-prominent time-waster of university age-gays and the still-prominent time-waster for Nazis. You may be cheering to yourself about the hope of female nipples  and dicks once more appearing on Tumblr after PornHub buys it, but beware! For there is a dark under-bellied truth [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/pornhub-is-looking-to-buy-tumblr/

Fresh off from grinding on Maluma around a chorus of holograms of herself at the Billboard Music Awards, Madonna has released another song off her album Madame X. I Rise may sound like a boner anthem but its Madonnas musical homage to marginalized people and even starts out with a quote from gun reform activist [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/open-post-hosted-by-madonnas-newest-song-i-rise/

When we last heard from Hayden Panettiere, she shut down a rumor that she hasnt seen much of her 4-year-old daughter, who lives in Ukraine with her ex and her daughters father Wladimir Klitschko. Hayden didnt respond to the rumor with words, but she really didnt have to since her boyfriend of about a year, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/hayden-panettieres-boyfriend-brian-hickerson-got-arrested-again-for-allegedly-being-an-abusive-asshole/

I would imagine its difficult being married to a handsome, rich basketball player like Steph Curry yet his wife Ayesha holds her own with a life outside of their marriage as a businesswoman and entrepreneur. Still, when youre an NBA player two things automatically come with the territory: money and everyone throwing their parts at [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/ayesha-curry-is-not-here-for-any-thirsty-groupies-sniffing-around-her-husband-steph-curry/

Facebook made headlines yesterday after they decided to de-platform a bunch of hate-spreading voices in the global narrative after they had successfully accumulated enough prominence and esteem that they can probably take their audiences and find new places to be evil somewhere else. Among the people banned were InfoWars Alex Jones, gay far-right troll Milo Yiannopoulos, and Nation [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/snoop-dogg-is-threatening-to-boycott-facebook-for-banning-louis-farrakhan/

Category is: wordless baby announcements! While Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginges unborn baby continues to fuck with the British media by staying unborn, causing them to cancel their weekend plans, the likes of Blake NotSoLively and Keira Knightley, who pulled a Blake (or maybe Blake pulled an original KK) announced their own baby news [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/03/keira-knightley-has-a-case-of-the-babies-too/