The Blast is reporting that things are getting a whole lot messier (if thats even possible) in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard abuse allegations drama. Amber has accused Johnny of some pretty horrific abuse over the course of their relationship, fueled by a nasty temper and a problem with booze. He says that she hit him too, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/09/johnny-depps-legal-team-say-new-evidence-proves-amber-heards-abuse-allegations-a-hoax/

Previously the main investor of Woodstock 50 announced that the festival was off because they didnt think they could put on an event worthy of the Woodstock Brand name while also ensuring the health and safety of the artists, partners and attendees. Well, the organizers of the festival shot down its cancellation and told people the [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/09/woodstock-50-has-sued-a-former-main-investor-for-stealing/

Daniel Franzese (41) Noah Centineo (23) Christy Mack (28) Grace Gummer (33) Chris Zylka (34) Audrina Patridge (34) Rosario Dawson (40) Matt Morris (40) Andrew W.K. (40) Chris Diamantopoulos (44) Tamia (44) Dylan Lauren (45) Lisa Ann (47) Pic: Instagram Ghostface Killah (49) David Gahan (57) John Corbett (58) Amy Hill (66) Alley Mills (68) [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/09/birthday-sluts-2291/

Meghan McCains delicate dew drop of a husband got pissed at Seth Meyers because of a debate he had with her on his show and called him a cuck who regularly gargled Lorne Michaels balls. Well, Seth Meyers is obviously gargling the right balls and is a better ball gargler than me, because Ive got gargled [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/night-crumbs-1248/

Notice how they all wont make eye-to-crotch contact with that denim diaper. Its not a coincidence. If youre basing who to vote for in Aprils Hot Slut of the Month battle royale on who possesses the most elegance (since an elegant site like Dlisted should have an elegant HSOTM winner), then your brain will be [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/who-is-aprils-hot-slut-of-the-month-6/

Well if this aint the damn definition of contradiction then I dont know what is. Last week, Ayesha Curry, wife of NBA superstar Steph Curry, revealed in a teaser for an upcoming episode of Facebook Watchs Red Table Talk that she cant stand when groupies bring their thirsty asses around her man. Now, since the episodes [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/ayesha-curry-says-that-she-doesnt-receive-a-whole-lot-of-male-attention/

If you read that headline to my mother she would think you sneezed, coughed, and then said something about the Met Gala in a feud with reporters. But I know that Dua Lipa is a human woman whose song One Kiss with Calvin Harris definitely invaded your eardrums one too million times. And I also know that Rita Ora (yes, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/dua-lipa-and-rita-ora-are-reportedly-feuding-avoided-each-other-at-the-met-gala/

A few weeks ago I wrote about horny alligators on the prowl in Florida. Well it was just a matter of time before all that alligator courting worked and one of those randy alligators got into a Florida womans pants. As a cop discovered when he pulled over a couple in a routine traffic violation and [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/open-post-hosted-by-the-florida-alligator-discovered-in-womans-pants-during-a-traffic-stop/

If you thought that Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge naming their son Archie and not giving him a title was cruel and usual punishment, then stop it, hes a royal, will never have to worry about a negative bank account balance, and can ask his cousin, Future King George, to send any bitches to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/amy-schumer-told-us-what-she-named-her-baby-and-im-already-passing-that-kid-name-change-forms/

This Rocketman press tour is really giving me more queer-baiting than my gay heart can handle. Seeing lil cute buff alleged hetero, Taron Egerton fall all over himself while talking about how much he loves and supports us gays is really helping me thrive during spring. Like a flower rising from the winter cold, I am being [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/taron-egerton-says-kissing-a-man-is-no-less-appealing-than-kissing-a-woman-onscreen/

There used to be a time when the word model actually meant something. Now whenever I hear someone claim theyre a model I think to myself Sure you are. On Instagram.  Tyra Banks was amongst the last of real supermodels whod cut bitches down with their smizing instead of putting them to sleep. Tyra is back [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/tyra-banks-came-out-of-model-retirement-for-the-cover-of-si-swimsuit-edition/

UPDATE: Restraining order granted! I cant believe its 2019 and Im writing about Sam Lutfi harassing Britney Spears. But according to Team Brit Brit, hes harassing her so much that she has to file a temporary restraining order for herself, her children and even her parents. Britneys former manager took a break from breaking into Francess [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/britney-spears-filed-a-restraining-order-against-sam-lutfi/

Since WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested last month, Pamela Anderson has been beside herself. &Im assuming, because after the arrest she flipped her lid on social media and had been an outspoken fan of his for quite some time before that.  Well now shes back again to defend him. Pamela visited Julian in prison and she has [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/pamela-anderson-tells-tmz-shes-afraid-julian-assange-could-be-assassinated/

It shouldnt really surprise anyone that the black sheep of the Entertainment industry Lindsay Lohan has crawled out from underneath her bridge to participate in some good old-fashioned trolling after Mondays Met Gala. She probably scoured the internet for hours picking apart each outfit she found until she came across Zendayas Cinderella-themed look and shouted [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/lindsay-lohan-slams-zendayas-met-gala-look-as-a-rip-off-of-claire-danes-met-gala-look-from-2016/

The two day-old luckiest human in the world was carried out to his royal subjects today for the first time in his life, and as his mom Duchess Meghan and his dad Prince Ginger DILF cheesed at the mouth and said all the things that new parents are supposed to say about their newborn baby, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/08/duchess-meghan-and-prince-hot-ginge-introduce-the-still-nameless-baby-earl-of-dumbarton-to-the-world/

Theres been a lot of tragedy and turmoil surrounding Tamar Braxton and her sisters. Last week her niece Lauren Braxton, the daughter of the sisters only brother Michael Braxton Jr., died unexpectedly at the young age of 24. And Tamar has decided that performing on her friend Kandi Burruss arthritic sex kitten tour called Welcome [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/07/tamar-braxton-is-receiving-backlash-for-not-attending-her-late-nieces-funeral/

I would imagine the only thing eaten at the Met Gala is one’s words when Anna Wintour shows up in that same mother of the bride dress with a boa year after year and you have to pretend to like it or else never appear on Vogue again. The horror! Anyway, Tiffany Haddish seemed to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/07/tiffany-haddish-brought-homemade-chicken-to-the-met-gala/

Fitting that I’m writing about Cher because you haven’t seen the last of me! Most years it seems like 90% of the tricks who somehow get an invite to the Met Gala ignore the theme and just shamelessly promote themselves with a hot piece on their arm and perky chi-chis (just ask Tom Brady. His chi-chis are [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/07/open-post-hosted-by-cher-as-the-surprise-performer-at-the-met-gala/

Most tricks of the Met Gala did not do the smart thing before picking their outfits by consulting true experts in camp like John Waters, the ghost of Divine, Angelyne, Elvira, Harald Gloockler, Tan Mom, or even Phoebe Price. It seems that many of them went to the same place: CHER. There was so much [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/07/let-celine-dion-tell-you-what-camp-is/

Wendy Williams estranged husband Kevin Hunter is finding out that babies are expensive and that his new love child with his side chick are going to need more of Wendys money to continue in the lifestyle hes grown accustomed to. So hes filing for both child support and spousal support! According to TMZ Wendy Williams estranged [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/05/07/wendy-williams-estranged-husband-kevin-hunter-has-filed-for-child-and-spousal-support/