She sinks a few more ships, it's true, than a weld-bred monarch ought to do.

I really liked some of the pirate designs that the toys released along with the movie, and I've always enjoyed the thought of an alternate universe where Twilight skipped all of that Princess stuff and hit the high seas (high skies?) in search of ADVENTURE! Owlyscious would make a fine substitute for a parrot, and Spike is already a slave of duty, so I think it would all work out alright.

Now that shanties are all the rage, I think her time has come.

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