Ok, this is lovely one.
Some time ago me, my husband and our friends had fun with ADnD, and there was a thief in a party with obsessive-compulsive disorder on veggies. It was really funny as hell.

An onion can make people cry but theres never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

Well, we had.

http://toru-meow.deviantart.com/art/Heart-with-pepper-soul-with-garlic-566118910