Making our way downtown,
Driving fast,
Faces pass
through the windshield
Onyx seriously this is vehicular manslaughter slow down


The Earthbound Gems/Team CLEO (Citrine, Larimar, Emerald, and Onyx) own a van. Introducing the CLEOmobile! It's origins are something of a mystery, except for the part where it was almost certainly assembled from stolen car parts Onyx acquired through her chop shop job.

Fun facts about these idiots and their sweet ride:

-Noting the strange tendency of Earth vehicles to be sadly lacking in battle weaponry, Onyx custom built the shock cannon that sits atop the Cleomobile. It can be aimed from inside the van. Onyx also originally painted the van black, but Citrine, Emerald, and Larimar snuck and painted over her precious baby with girly flowery crap. Citrine also occasionally paints dicks on it

-Onyx is a god-awful driver, despite being an elite gem technician with piloting experience....she's driven them screaming off a cliff more than once. She's also shifted the van into park while driving at 60mph, taken shortcuts through buildings, and tailgated like a motherfucker. She's got terrible road rage and isn't afraid to turn that cannon on old lady drivers who cut her off

-Larimar has to sit buckled in a kiddie seat in the back

-Citrine is not allowed to drive ever, under any circumstances

-Emerald is the only one allowed to ride shotgun cuz she's the only one who isn't a total butt

-The CLEOmobile is all terrain capable (so Onyx claims), battle ready, run on a highly volatile, illegal nuclear powered engine, and has seat warmers.


Onyx belongs to me, Larimar to kilala97 , Emerald to Faith-Wolff , and Citrine to Pikokko

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