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Pickup-Lines ( )
1. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
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2.Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
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3. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Lets play gynecologist.
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4. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
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5.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! Whats wrong, dont you like pizza?
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6.Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is no), OK then, can we just practice?
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7. Hi, Im not trying to pressure you, I dont want to have sex without mutual consent; and by
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8. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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9.Im gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
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10. My names [your name]Thats so you know what to scream.
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11. My names [your name], but you can call me lover.
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12.NOW, BITCH!
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13 Since we shouldnt waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
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14 The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
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15 What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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16. Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis.
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17. Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
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18.Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and Ill owe you one.
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19.Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
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20. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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21. Looks dont matter, Ill just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
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22. Congratulations! Youve been voted Most Beautiful Girl In This Room and the grand prize is a night with me!
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23. Do you know whatd look good on you? Me.
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24.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
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25.Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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26. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
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27.Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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28. Hey baby, lets play house, you can be the door and Ill slam you!
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29. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: Smile if you want to sleep with me. And watch them try to hold back their laughter.
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30. I wonder what our children will look like.
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31. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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32. Id like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
33.Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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34. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
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35. That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
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36.That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
37. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
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38. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I cant take them off you.
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39. Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
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40. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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41.You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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42. Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.
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43. I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
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44. Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
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45. Yeah, its big and if you pet it, it spits
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46. Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
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47. Hi. Im a dog and I need to bury my bone.
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48. You bring a whole new meaning to the word, edible.
49. Pick a number between 1 and 10. Shit you lose now take off your clothes.
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50. What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
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51. I dont know what you think of me, but I hope its X-rated.
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52. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then lets go to the roof!
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53. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
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54. Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
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55. I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
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56. If youre going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
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57. You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (Whats wrong with my clothing?) Theyre still on.
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58. Champaine can be tickly, and so can I.
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59. I didnt know that angels could fly so low!
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