×àñòóøêè
Ðûáêà ïëàâàåò â òîìàòå,
Åé â òîìàòå õîðîøî,
Òîëüêî ÿ, åäðåíà ìàòåðü,
Ìåñòà â æèçíè íå íàøåë.
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp,
Have no fucking place to swim.
Ñ íåáà çâåçäî÷êà óïàëà
Ïðÿìî ìèëîìó â øòàíû,
Ïóñòü ãîðèò òàì, ÷òî ïîïàëî,
Ëèøü áû íå áûëî âîéíû.
Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
Ïî äåðåâíå øåë Èâàí,
áûë ìîðîç òðåñêó÷èé.
Ó Èâàíà ... ñòîÿë,
òàê, íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé.
Nick is crossing village slowly -
outside it's cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
just in case if something's coming.
Ñèäèò Êîëÿ ó âîðîò
è íå ïëÿøåò, íå ïîåò.
Îí ñèäèò íè áý, íè ìý -
îäíà .... íà óìå.
Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
Little Nickie is very sad:
doesn't want to ride moped,
doesn't want to ride his horse
wants to have an intercourse.
Ïî ðåêå ïëûâåò òîïîð
èç ñåëà ×óãóåâà,
Íó è ïóñòü ñåáå ïëûâåò
æåëåçÿêà .......
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
Åäåò ïîåçä èç Òàìáîâà,
áóôåðà áåëåþòñÿ
Äåâêè åäóò áåç áèëåòîâ -
íà ...... íàäåþòñÿ
Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check
Íå õîäèòå, äåâêè, çàìóæ
Íè÷åãî õîðîøåãî
Óòðîì âñòàíåøü - ñèñüêè íàáîê
È ..... âçúåðîøåíà
My advice to future bride:
Don't get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...
ß òàùó òåáÿ çà íîãè
â ïðèäîðîæíûå êóñòû.
Íå ..... æå íà äîðîãå
êîðîëåâó êðàñîòû.
I am dragging to the bushes
this would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of fucking here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...
Ïî ðåêå òå÷åò âîäà, èç êîëîäöà ñî÷èòüñÿ.
Íåñìîòðÿ íà æèçíü ïëîõóþ ......... õî÷åòñÿ!!!
Everything is going down - not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about - fucking has priority.
Âðåìÿ ñäâèíóëîñü íà ÷àñ - ñóåòà íà ãëîáóñå.
Ðàíüøå ... âñòàâàë â êðîâàòè, à òåïåðü â àâòîáóñå
Time has shifted for an hour - what a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup, now it's up at work.