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Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp,
Have no fucking place to swim.
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Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
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Nick is crossing village slowly -
outside it's cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
just in case if something's coming.
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Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
Little Nickie is very sad:
doesn't want to ride moped,
doesn't want to ride his horse
wants to have an intercourse.
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Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
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Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check
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My advice to future bride:
Don't get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...
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I am dragging to the bushes
this would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of fucking here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...
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Everything is going down - not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about - fucking has priority.
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Time has shifted for an hour - what a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup, now it's up at work.
