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Видео-запись: Green Day - Warning

Пятница, 01 Мая 2009 г. 12:54 + в цитатник
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This is a public service announcement, this is only a test
Emergency evacuation protest
May Impair your ability to operate machinery
Can't quite tell just what it means to me
Keep out of reach of children, don't you talk to strangers
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker

Warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
Without. Alright.

Better homes and safety-sealed communities
did you remember to pay the utility?
Caution: Police line, you better not cross.
Is it the cop, or am I the one that’s really dangerous?
Sanitation, expiration date, question everything.
Or shut up and be a victim of authority

Warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
Without. Alright.

Better homes and safety-sealed communities
did you remember to pay the utility?
Caution: Police line, you better not cross.
Is it the cop, or am I the one that's really dangerous
Sanitation, expiration date, question everything.
Or shut up and be a victim of authority

Warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
I Say warning. Live without warning
This is a public service announcement, this is only a test


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Basket Case (LIVE)

Пятница, 01 Мая 2009 г. 11:20 + в цитатник
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Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends

Четверг, 23 Апреля 2009 г. 17:38 + в цитатник
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Wake Me Up When September Ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends

Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends

Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Church on Sunday

Воскресенье, 19 Апреля 2009 г. 20:47 + в цитатник
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Today is the first day of the rest
Of our lives
Tomorrow is too late to pretend
Everything's all right
I’m not getting any younger as long
As you don't get any older
I’m not going to state that yesterday never was

Bloodshot deadbeat and a lack of sleep
Making your mascara bleed
Tears down your face
Leaving traces of my mistakes

If I promise to go to church on Sunday
Will you go with me on Friday night?
If you live with me, I'll die for you
And this compromise

I hereby solemnly to tell
The whole truth
And nothing but the truth is what
I'll ever hear from you
«Trust» is a dirty word that comes
Only from such a liar
But «respect» is something I will earn
If you have faith


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Stuck With Me

Воскресенье, 19 Апреля 2009 г. 19:49 + в цитатник
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I'm not part of your elite
I'm just alright
Class structure waving colors
Bleeding from my throat
Not subserviant to you I'm just alright
Down classed by the powers that be
Give me loss of hope

Cast out... Buried in a hole
Struck down... forcing me to fall
Destroyed... giving up the fight
Well,I know I'm not alright

What's my price and will you pay it if it's alright?
Take it from my dignity
waste it until it's dead
Throw me back into the gutter
'Cause it's alright
Find another pleasure fucker
Drag them down to hell

Cast out... Buried in a hole
Struck down... forcing me to fall
Destroyed... giving up the fight
Well,I know I'm not alright

Cast out... Buried in a hole
Struck down... forcing me to fall
Destroyed... giving up the fight
Well,I know I'm not alright


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Hitchin` A Ride

Среда, 15 Апреля 2009 г. 18:35 + в цитатник
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Hey Mister where ya headed? 
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
Say oh no
Do you brake for distilled spirits
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella
Poison oak, no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tounge is swelling up
I say one, two, one, two, three, four
Trouble times
You know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin a ride
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tounge is swelling up
I say
Shy
Touble times
You know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin a ride
Don't know where I'm goin
Hitchin a ride

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Видео-запись: Green Day - American Idiot

Понедельник, 13 Апреля 2009 г. 18:31 + в цитатник
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American Idiot

Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of hysteria
The subliminal mind fuck America

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Maybe I am the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Don't want to be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
Calling out to idiot America

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Blood, Sex and Booze

Воскресенье, 12 Апреля 2009 г. 16:51 + в цитатник
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Waiting in a room
All dressed up and bound and gagged up to a chair
It's so unfair

I won't dare to move
For the pain she puts me through
What I need
So make it bleed

I’min distress
Oh mistress I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight well
You know I will obey
So please don't make me me beg
For blood sex and booze you give me

Some say I’mdisturbed
But it's what I deserve
Another lesson to be learned
From a girl called kill

My head is in the gutter
Thank you sir strike up another mandolin
Or discipline
Throw me to the dogs
Let them eat my flesh down
To the wood
It feels so good

I’min distress
Oh mistress I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight well
You know I will obey
So please don't make me me beg
For blood sex and booze you give me

Say I’mdisturbed
But it's what I deserve
Another lesson to be learned
From a girl called kill

I’min distress
Oh mistress I confess so do it one more time
These handcuffs are too tight well
You know I will obey
So please don't make me me beg
For blood sex and booze you give me


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Brain Stew

Воскресенье, 12 Апреля 2009 г. 12:05 + в цитатник
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I'm having trouble trying to sleep
I'm counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by
And still I try
No rest for cross tops in my mind
On my own... here we go

My eyes feel like they're going to bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skull
My mouth is dry
My face is numb
Fucked up and spun out in my room

On my own... here we go
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense dulled
Passed the point of delirium
On my own... here we go

 


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Видео-запись: Green Day - When I Come Around

Воскресенье, 12 Апреля 2009 г. 11:31 + в цитатник
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I heard you crying loud,
all the way across town
You've been searching for that someone,
and it's me out on the prowl
As you sit around feeling sorry for yourself
Well, Don't get lonely now
And Dry your whining eyes
I'm just roaming for the moment
Sleazin' my back yard so don't get so uptight
you been thinking about ditching me

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around

I heard it all before
So don't knock down my door
I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser
to try and slag me down because I know I'm right
So go do what you like
Make sure you do it wise
You may find out that your selfdoubt means nothing
was ever there

You can't go forcing something if it's just
not right

No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Redundant

Воскресенье, 12 Апреля 2009 г. 11:00 + в цитатник
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We're living in repetition
Content in the same old shtick again
Now the routine's turning to contention
Like a production line going over and over and over
Roller coaster

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice
I'm speechless and redundant
'Cause I love you's not enough
I'm lost for words

Choreographed and lack of passion
Prototypes of what we were
Went full circle 'til I'm nauseous
Taken for granted now
Now I waste it, I faked it,
I ate it, now I hate it

'Cause I cannot speak, I lost my voice
I'm speechless and redundant
'Cause I love you's not enough
I'm lost for words, now I cannot speak

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice
I'm speechless and redundant
'Cause I love you's not enough
I'm lost for words


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Видео-запись: Green Day - She

Суббота, 11 Апреля 2009 г. 21:40 + в цитатник
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She
She screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind
Waiting for a sign to smash the silence
With the brick of self-control


Are you locked up in a world thats been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me untill my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you


She
She's figured out
All her doubts were really some one else's point of veiw
Waking up this time
To smash the silence
with the brick of self-control


Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool w/ out a use?
Scream at me untill my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

Среда, 01 Апреля 2009 г. 11:27 + в цитатник
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Ну это уже классика...


Boulevard of broken dreams

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

Chorus:
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline of the edge
And where I walk alone
Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs to know
I'm still alive and I walk alone

Chorus...

I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a

Chorus...

 


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Видео-запись: Green Day - King For A Day/Shout

Четверг, 26 Марта 2009 г. 14:53 + в цитатник
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ААААаааАА!!! Билли с голой задницей!!!

 

King For A Day

Started at the age of 4.
My mother went to the grocery store.
Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size 4.

Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in panty hose is making room the one and only.
King for a day, princess by dawn.

King for a day in a leather thong.
King for a day, princess by dawn.
Just wait 'til all the guys get get a load of me.

My daddy threw me in therapy.
He thinks I'm not a real man.
Who put the drag in the drag queen.
Don't knock it until you tried it.


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Longview

Четверг, 26 Марта 2009 г. 08:35 + в цитатник
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Песня о скуке и бехысходности...

Как всегда, публикую текст песни

 

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
But it's just a myth


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Time Of Your Life

Среда, 25 Марта 2009 г. 18:19 + в цитатник
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красиво... 

и как всегда публикую текст песни

 

Time Of Your Life

Another turning point
A fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
Directs you where to go
So make the best of this test
And don't ask why
It's not a question
But a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

So take the photographs
And still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth
It was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life...


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Jesus Of Suburbia

Вторник, 24 Марта 2009 г. 12:48 + в цитатник
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Песня о моей жизни....

Jesus of Suburbia

Part I. Jesus Of Suburbia
I'm the son of rage and love,
The Jesus of suburbia,
From the bible of "none of the above",
On a steady diet of

Soda pop and ritalin,
No one ever died for my sins in hell,
As far as I can tell,
At least the ones I got away with

Chorus:
But there's nothing wrong with me,
This is how I'm supposed to be,
In a land of make believe,
That don't believe in me

Get my television fix,
Sitting on my crucifix,
The living room in my private womb,
While the Mom's and Brad's are away,

To fall in love and fall in debt,
To alcohol and cigarettes and Mary Jane,
To keep me insane and doing someone else's cocaine

Chorus...

Part II. City Of The Damned
At the center of the earth,
In the parking lot,
Of the 7-11 where I was taught,
The motto was just a lie
It says: home is where your heart is,
But what a shame,
'Cause everyone's heart,
Doesn't beat the same,
We're beating out of time

Chorus:
City of the dead,
At the end of another lost highway,
Signs misleading to nowhere,
City of the damned,
Lost children with dirty faces today,
No one really seems to care

I read the graffiti,
In the bathroom stall,
Like the holy scriptures in a shopping mall,
And so it seemed to confess,
It didn't say much,
But it only confirmed that,
The center of the earth,
Is the end of the world
And I could really care less

Chorus...

Part III. I Don't Care
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't,
I don't care if you don't care x4

Everyone Is So Full Of Shit!
Born and raised by hypocrites,
Hearts recycled but never saved,
From the cradle to the grave,

We are the kids of war and peace,
From Anaheim to the middle east,
We are the stories and disciples of,
The Jesus Of Suburbia

Land of make believe,
And it don't believe in me,
Land of make believe,
And I don't believe,
And I don't care!

Part IV. Dearly Beloved
Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word
That you were saying,
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between
Insane and insecure

Oh therapy can you please fill the void?
Am I Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused,
For the lack of a better word,
And that's my best excuse

Part V. Tales From Another Broken Home
To live and not to breathe,
Is to die in tragedy,
To run, to run away,
To find what you believe,
And I leave behind,
This hurricane of fucking lies,
I lost my faith to this,
This town that don't exist

So I run,
I run away

To the light of masochists,
And I leave behind,
This hurricane of fucking lies,
And I walked this line,
A million and one fucking times,
But not this time

I don't feel any shame,
I won't apologize
When there ain't nowhere you can go,

Running away from pain,
When you've been victimized,
Tales from another broken home

You're leaving...
You're leaving...
You're leaving...
Ah you're leaving home...


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Give me Novocaine

Воскресенье, 22 Марта 2009 г. 19:55 + в цитатник
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Очень грусная песня.. прям плакать хочется..

 

Give me Novocaine

Take away the sensation inside,
Bittersweet migraine in my head,
It's like a throbbing toothache,
Of the mind,
I can't take this feeling anymore

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight,
And everything will be alright,
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me novacaine

Out of body and out of mind,
Kiss the demons out of my dreams,
I get the funny feeling and that's alright,
Jimmy says it's better than here

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
This sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight,
And everything will be alright,
Tell me Jimmy, I won't feel a thing
So give me novacaine

Oh novacaine...


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Walking Contradiction

Воскресенье, 22 Марта 2009 г. 13:37 + в цитатник
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Клип про...ммм... удачливых людей

Walking Contradiction

Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

Standards set and broken all the time
Control the chaos behind a gun
Call it as I see it even if
I was born deaf, blind and dumb
Losers winning big on the lottery
Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Constant refutation with myself
I'm a vicitm of a catch 22

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

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Видео-запись: Green Day - Are We The Waiting & St. Jimmy

Воскресенье, 22 Марта 2009 г. 12:41 + в цитатник
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ААААааААААааААА!!!!

 

Это часть концерта "Bullet In A Bible"

 

Текст песни "St. Jimmy"

 

ST.Jimmy

St. Jimmy's comin' down across the alleyway
Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade
Light of a silhouette
He's insubordinate
Coming at you on the count of 1,2,1,2,3,4!

My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
Suicide commando that your momma talked about
King of the forty theives
And I'm here to represent
That needle in the vein of the establishment

I'm the patron saint of the denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal

Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe
Raised in the city under a halo of lights
The product of war and fear that we've been victimized

I'm the patron saint of the denial
With an angel face and a taste for suicidal

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
I'll give you something to cry about.

My name is St. Jimmy I'm a son of a gun
I'm the one that's from the way outside
I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
In the cult of the life of crime.

I really hate to say it but I told you so
So shut your mouth before I shoot you down old boy
Welcome to the club and give me some blood
And the resident leader at the lost and found

It's comedy and tragedy
It's St. Jimmy
And that's my nameeeeeee...and don't wear it out

 


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Видео-запись: Green Day - Basket Case

Воскресенье, 22 Марта 2009 г. 11:50 + в цитатник
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Оооочень жЖживая песня

 

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no-doubt about it.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams
She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?

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Видео-запись: Green Day - Minority

Суббота, 21 Марта 2009 г. 19:17 + в цитатник
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*подпевает*

Припев:
I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority

I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

Припев...

Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
A free for all
Fuck 'em all
You are your own sight

Припев...
 

 


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Суббота, 21 Марта 2009 г. 13:15 + в цитатник
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