oh my god, you were in the hospital? i'm so sorry to hear that! =( i hope you feel much better =)

ooh, so cruel!))) but this joke was in my psychology textbook:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Хээх)))Текстик из нашего учебника)))Burying я тогда перевёл как сжечь)))ржать стоял на весь корпус английского)))))))

theGreatKatsby, thanks))the first one is the latest)and i also like it more)

my favorite is the first) but they're all cool--they remind me of Picasso =)

theGreatKatsby, well,hope they won't find this creature;)))

...Simple Plan does, apparently ;)

theGreatKatsby, ha,then you can understand me;)

theGreatKatsby, yeah,definitely)

ha, this is exactly how i feel...all. the. time!))

ok_nevermind, mm, i'd say i'm struck for awhile, and only cry when i see others crying...it's contagious, i guess)

theGreatKatsby, do you cry?
i'm usually just stuck

ok_nevermind, in, that case, I feel incredulous; my mind, soul, and body separate.

theGreatKatsby, well,i mean a person who was close to you,in good relations

depends on the relationship i had with him