Dinner...

Oleg:vot dibil
Mama:net, Lena, eto nazivaetsa afftar vipei yadu i ubei sebya ap stenku.

!ROFL!

Oleg:ti 4to hodish na padonok.com?

*my mom & I start a discussion*

Mama:net ne hoju. prosto Lena vsyakuyu X**nyu delaet poetomu govoryu afftar vipei yadu!
Oleg:oi!Ira, tol'ko mojno ne zdes' i ne sei4as.

*every1 dies laughin*

*my mom & I leave the kitchen*
Oleg:vot tak to lu4she...

Mama:ti zneash ne ego meste ya bi davno bi pomenyala adress, telefon, mesto jitel'stvo 4tobi nikogda na svete ne nashla.
LMAO

...

Later on that same evening...

Mama:a 4to eto za den'gi na stole lejat?
Oleg:a eto Nikita otkup za Lenu prinosil...
ROFL.




Later on that night...


My mom & Oleg argue over where to hang the painting & how a toy duck ended up in our house...

Me:people why are you so weird?
Mom:s toboi sorevnuemsya =)






I get my comebacks from my mama =)