Well, if he knows, I don't think he would concur with me, may be because of his pride. And the part with the "dickheads" also can make him thinking about never to visit Russia since for Russian фонатги call him as a dickhead from time to time)
But you have to know, факинг Дохерти, that we adore you as much as owr hearts can worship you) And we'll ask custom-houses all over Russia not to let you move into a county without Carlita)

Actually the only reason that made me write whole the post in English was that if I was Peter, I'd be glad to read smth in English, not in Russian. But if you want to talk it over in ooooh-owr-second-native-holy-language, I'm taking only keeeeeeeeen pleasure in those favorable circumstances))