C G
The silicon chip inside her head


F G
Gets switched to overload


C G
And nobody's gonna go to school today,


F G
She's gonna make them stay at home,


Am G
And daddy doesn't understand it,


C F
He always said she was good as gold,


F
And he can see no reasons


F
Cos there are no reasons


F G
What reason do you need to be shown



C G
Tell me why I don't like mondays,


F G
Tell me why I don't like mondays,


C G
Tell me why I don't like mondays,


F G
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot


NC C
The whole day down.



C G
The Telex machine is kept so clean


F G
And it types to a waiting world,


C
And Mother feels so shocked


G
Father's world is rocked,


F
And their thoughts turn to


G
Their own little girl.


Am G
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen,


C F
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,


F
They can see no reasons


F
Cos there are no reasons


F G
What reasons do you need



C G
Tell me why I don't like mondays


F G
Tell me why I don't like mondays


C G
Tell me why I don't like mondays


F G
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot


NC Am F
The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down...



C G
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now


F G
She wants to play with her toys a while,


C G
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning


F G
And the lesson today is how to die.


Am
And then the bullhorn crackles,


G
And the captain tackles,


C F
With the problems and the how's and why's


F
And he can see no reasons


F
Cos there are no reasons


F G
What reason do you need to die



C G
Tell me why I don't like mondays


F G
Tell me why I don't like mondays


C G
Tell me why I don't like mondays


F G
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot


NC C
The whole day down.