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For all of my friends.....


Just a little something for my friends to make you smile......

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person

who made you sad like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!



2. When you are glue, I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile, I will know you are

plotting something that I must be involved in.



4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.



5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!



6. When you are confused, I will use little words.



7. When you are sick, Stay away from me

until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall, I'll pick you up

and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!



9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!