п-и-п-е-ц , ребятки, дела творятся ..

In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well,
all the techniques that were developed in hell.
cock pushups and the power slide,
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
and then they got the Pick of Destiny.

Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny child,
you know I will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane!