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I am pretty certain that with a cape and a nice tiara I could rule the world!

Psychological jokes

Понедельник, 26 Января 2009 г. 19:04 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Pussycat dolls - Don't cha
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Psychology Experiment

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"
jokes under cut

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Выходные в NYC

Воскресенье, 25 Января 2009 г. 19:22 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Randy Newman - Heaven is my home
На выходные летала к мужу, у него там столько работы (похоже, что январь месяц разводов), что я его почти не видела. Зато хоть по NYC погуляла. И на катке покаталась.
На фото каток в Rockefeller center
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San Francisco beauty

Пятница, 23 Января 2009 г. 01:39 + в цитатник
Настроение сейчас - @ work

Красота Сан Франциско
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Life is just this

Четверг, 22 Января 2009 г. 15:45 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Bjork & David Arnold - Play dead
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'

Bloody women they think of everything !!!

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May be you guys wanna check this one

Четверг, 22 Января 2009 г. 13:31 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Jodie Rivera - Somewhere else
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Hot chicks site http://www.chickipedia.com/

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Barack Obama Inauguration Speech

Среда, 21 Января 2009 г. 12:41 + в цитатник


Historic moment 20th January 2009

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I Love LA

Вторник, 20 Января 2009 г. 22:19 + в цитатник


Original video by Randy Newman (1983)



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Dr. Lance Sweets quotes from 'Bones'

Понедельник, 19 Января 2009 г. 16:29 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Chris Coco - Falling
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"Bones: The Wannabe in the Weeds (#3.14)" (2008)
Dr. Lance Sweets: You have an irrational prejudice against psychology. Probably because of some emotions so complicated for you to deal with.
[starts playfully poking Bones]
Dr. Lance Sweets: And I poked and prodded them which makes them real and painful.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: And yet I feel no pain. Just a sort of disinterest. So why don't you take your powers of observation and focus them on her?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: So do you think she killed him?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Well
[exhales]
Dr. Lance Sweets: there's no question she's deluded. She truly *believes* he was going to marry her. And she was setting herself up for a tragic ending.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Tragic?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Well one way to ensure he didn't leave her...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Would be to kill him.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Hodgins. You are the guitar player. Zack, you are Tommy.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Re-enactment. Facinating.
Dr. Zack Addy: Not for me. I'm always the one that gets killed.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Dude, you're the singer. Singer was the vic.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Sweets is trying to convince Bones to get up and sing] Really? What about you?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Hey, I will be singing "Lime in the Coconut" after you, and you will be extremely impressed... as was my abnormal psychology class in college. This opportunity is a gift from.... Agent Booth. Trust yourself, trust your friends, and let 'er rip!

"Bones: The Santa in the Slush (#3.9)" (2007)
Dr. Lance Sweets: I don't understand has there been some kind of crisis?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. I have a crisis.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [quietly] Bones, it was just mistletoe.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: ...Not the kiss. That was nothing.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You *kissed*?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Mistletoe.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's not the crisis.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Was there tongue?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right, you know what? Get your own sex life.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That has nothing to do with sex.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Nothing.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: There was no s- It was mistletoe.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Totally sexless.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth, who is a very honest person, says that at this time of year deception is necessary for the happiness of little children.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, I'm being misquoted.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Booth is absolutely right.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: She got the gist...
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah, there's a fictional element to Christmas.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You mean the whole 'Birth of a Savior' rigamarole.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: It is *not* rigamarole.
Dr. Lance Sweets: No, no. Dr. Brennan, it's the feeling of Christmas. What people call the Christmas spirit. It's a kind of dream or hope we carry with us from childhood. But as adults...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Are you including you in that?
Dr. Lance Sweets: As adults we're imbued by the pragmatic ruitines of life, which makes it difficult for us to regard anything with childlike wonder. But, you know, it's alright for us to try. We put on silly hats, and drape trees with sparkly lights, and wrap gifts in garish paper, and that's good for us. It's not only alright for us to allow children the transient experience of innocence and joy, it's our responsibility.
[Bones and Booth contemplate that for a bit]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Okay?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I found that very helpful.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Scoffs] It's what I've been saying for the past four days.

"Bones: The Verdict in the Story (#3.13)" (2008)
Dr. Lance Sweets: Dr. Brennan everyone you work with, including your therapist...
Special Agent Seeley Booth: *Former* therapist.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Is endevoring to imprison your father. That's wicked stressful.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Booth is right. It doesn't bother me.
Dr. Lance Sweets: No, Booth is wrong. *Yes*, it does.

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm fine.
Dr. Lance Sweets: If you were fine, you'd be balled up in a corner, weeping or semi-catatonic.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [turning to Booth] Does that sound fine to you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm sorry, Bones, but I'm going to have to agree with Sweets on this one.
Dr. Lance Sweets: I think it's important for you to know that *we* know that the colder more objective you appear on the outside, the more pain you feel on the inside.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'm fine!
Dr. Lance Sweets: No, you're not!

Special Agent Seeley Booth: I just think he doesn't want to admit that he likes us.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Do you like us?
Dr. Lance Sweets: What?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: And he wants to spend time with us.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Is that true, Sweets? You like us?
Special Agent Seeley Booth, Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [singing] He really likes us.
Dr. Lance Sweets: All right, you know what? I'm sorry I made the offer. I take it back. Forget it!

"Bones: The Bone That Blew (#4.10)" (2008)
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't think I'm a lousy dad for not sending my kid to a private school?
Dr. Lance Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thanks

Dr. Lance Sweets: Can I ask you what's really going on between you?
Max Keenan: Tempe doesn't want me working at the Jeffersonian.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Why?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's a conflict of interest, we catch criminals, my dad is a criminal.
Dr. Lance Sweets: That would be valid...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you.
Dr. Lance Sweets: If it were your *real* reason. But it's not.

"Bones: The Secret in the Soil (#3.4)" (2007)
Dr. Lance Sweets: There is clearly a very deep emotional bond between you two.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: We're just partners.
Dr. Lance Sweets: And why do you think I would have thought otherwise?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Cause, you're 12.

Dr. Lance Sweets: Let's talk about conflict. When you guys argue, how do you come to a resolution?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We don't argue.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Come on! Remember?
[indicates his office]
Dr. Lance Sweets: Zone of truth. Right here.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Fine. We might... bicker a little bit, but that's not arguing.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Bicker? I don't bicker!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: No? What about the whole environmentalism thing?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That was a discussion.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You pretty much told me my penis was gonna shrink if I didn't eat organic food.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: That's not bickering. That's being a good friend.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: My penis is just fine, thank you.

"Bones: The Knight on the Grid (#3.8)" (2007)
Dr. Lance Sweets: Point of investigation: how do masters find their apprentices? Not on Craigslist - I checked.

"Bones: The Pain in the Heart (#3.15)" (2008)
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You think I don't recognize an experiment when I see one? You experimented on us!
Dr. Lance Sweets: Beg you pardon?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Not telling me Booth was alive, you wanted to quantify our reactions for your research. You took advantage of us. Booth and I agreed to let you observe us. We did not agree to be used as lab rats. So you *better* cut it out!
Dr. Lance Sweets: Dr. Brennan why are you talking so fast?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Because if Booth hears why you did what you did, he'd beat you up.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Don't you think that would be an overly aggressive act?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Not at all. So you better not do it again!

"Bones: The Skull in the Sculpture (#4.7)" (2008)
Dr. Lance Sweets: [Sitting together at a restaurant over dinner helping Angela work out her feelings and how she should go about her pursuing a her relationship with Roxie] It's exactly the same situation as the last time you were sitting here. Except, you know, you're quieter.
Angela Montenegro: No, that was about Hodgins. This is about Roxie.
Dr. Lance Sweets: [Loudly] You want to have sex with Roxie!
Angela Montenegro: What was that about quieter?
Dr. Lance Sweets: I'm sorry, I'm not certain you're being guided by your brain, that's all. Need can be confused with love. Fantasy can convince us that what we are feeling is love.
Angela Montenegro: So, you're saying is that this is all rebound?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah.
Angela Montenegro: No, you don't understand love, Sweets.
Dr. Lance Sweets: I'm not as innocent as you might think.
Angela Montenegro: You have this bourgeois notion...
Dr. Lance Sweets: Bourgeois?
Angela Montenegro: ...that in order for love to be real it has to be permanent. Nothing is permanent. That's just a fact. We move in and out of loving other people, but that doesn't make the love any less real.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Mm-hmm, perhaps you're saying this because you haven't met the love of your life.
Angela Montenegro: I have actually. Many times.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Fine. It seems to me that you always leave yourself an escape hatch in your relationships, because you afraid of commitment.
Angela Montenegro: Nice try. But no. Actually, I commit to every person I love.
Dr. Lance Sweets: You marry a man and then conveniently forget that you married him because you got zonked on Kava Kava. That compromises your relationship with Hodgins so that ends, along with the marriage. Now you say you have these intense feelings for an ex-lover whose heart you've already broken. Don't you see the potential disaster here?
Angela Montenegro: Look, you said that, without the possibility of pain, there can be no joy, no real love.
Dr. Lance Sweets: I said that? That's beautiful.
Angela Montenegro: Look... I don't want to hurt Roxie again.
Dr. Lance Sweets: Then Don't. Don't. Put her welfare first. Let Roxie decide if she's ready to pursue this relationship.
Angela Montenegro: Okay. And what if she doesn't?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Then I'm afraid you'll have to live with that pain.

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Rorschach test

Воскресенье, 18 Января 2009 г. 16:47 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Linkin Park - Breaking the habbit
http://theinkblot.com/
Рекомендую пройти

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New job

Вторник, 13 Января 2009 г. 13:23 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Detroit Cobras - Hey sailor
Я устроилась на новую работу (точнее дополнительную работу). Работа недалеко от дома, минут 15 на машине. А можно и пешком (это, конечно, дольше). Я там что-то вроде временного сотрудника/сотрудника на замене. Это весьма удачно совпадает с моим графиком, и с их количесвтом сотрудников в моей специализации (их там 2 всего, и с Доктором Миллером я уже познакомилась). Зарплата там самая обычная, и мой бюджет она особо не увеличит, но зато работа намного интереснее (редкие случаи и всякое такое), а то в Bella Vita кроме недовольных жизнью мадам и мистеров с большими кошельками и любовницами в придачу, явно недостаток интересных случаев. В общем работа только для саморазвития, так сказать.
Думаю, что мне там понравится.
Собственно, это место работы:
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последний спич Буша

Вторник, 13 Января 2009 г. 12:51 + в цитатник


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Cities & Towns - новая серия фотографий в фотоальбоме

Суббота, 10 Января 2009 г. 22:59 + в цитатник
Фотографии Kat_Davis : Cities & Towns

Silver Lake/Big Cottonwood Canyon
April 2007





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Russian LA

Четверг, 08 Января 2009 г. 14:18 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Marion Raven - At the end of the day
http://www.russianla.com/ случайно попала на сайт Русский LA. Теперь буду следить, когда приезжают какие-то стоящие российские исполнители и буду ходить

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Moving out from classmates

Среда, 07 Января 2009 г. 02:52 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Engine Room - A perfect lie
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Думаю, что classmates.com изжил себя. Переберусь на Myspace или Facebook (я знаю давно пора!). И дело даже не в платных аккаунтах (да, одноклассники у нас платные). Просто весь тот народ, который пишет что-то на моей стене (или смотрит фото) практически мне незнаком. Все умные переехали на half-free или free sites, и резона им нет сидеть на classmates. Зато мной подмечено, что будучи довольно старинным сайтом (1995 год - это ж не шутка), американские одноклассники привлекают в основном людей в возрасте, тех, которые менее мобильны (ну вроде меня).
И еще наткнулась тут на интересную статью http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/2008/11/classmates про мужчину, которому пришлось активировать Gold Account, чтобы посмотреть кто ему там что написал, заплатив 15$ он зашел и увидел, что там совсем не его друзья со школы, а какие-то совсем незнакомые лица. Вот и думай после этого платить или бороться с любопытством.

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New design for a diary

Вторник, 06 Января 2009 г. 21:50 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Madonna - Like a virgin
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Новый дизайн. Наконец-то добралась и до него. А то 2009 год начался, а у меня все старый и старый.
P.S.: если кого-то что-то раздражает, пишите, попробую исправить))
P.P.S.: IMHO that's the best I've ever had

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раннее утро

Вторник, 06 Января 2009 г. 14:56 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Client - Price of love
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Время 4 утра, а я настолько зависла в btmon.com, что меня уже не оттащишь)) А через 3 часа уже надо собираться на работу. Зато нашла всякие редкости с SNL. Глаза уже ничего не видят, но душе хорошо

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New Year's 2009 from Times Square NYC

Четверг, 01 Января 2009 г. 18:25 + в цитатник


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Я - Санта))

Вторник, 30 Декабря 2008 г. 12:01 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Suzi Quatro - Fever
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Думаю, это последний пост в 2008 году. Ура, товарищи!
Ну и видео с Сантой посмотрите, поулыбайтесь http://www.dancingsantacard.com/?santa=6232767

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Finally!

Воскресенье, 28 Декабря 2008 г. 13:28 + в цитатник
В колонках играет - Claire Lynch - Go and do the same
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Ну вот мы с мужем и парочкой женатых друзей теперь точно знаем где будем Новый Год праздновать.
Местечко называется Central Parc, находится в Hollywood (в общем, минут 35 на машине от дома). Место было выбрано исключительно случайно. Но судя по внутреннему убранству http://www.newyears.com/Events/ShowNewYearsEvent.a...7&affCode=20344dcef188449f979b там довольно мило) да и билет стоит всего 200 баксов на персону (есть билеты за 5000$ - это что-то вроде мега-VIP).
Понравилось, что в графе dress code написано dress to impress))
Update: для тех, кто в LA и не знает где отметить и как, рекомендую посмотреть http://www.thescene.com/articles/new-years-eve-2009-los-angeles-parties-events

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