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John rules!!! I love him so much! |
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Метки: my life fun |
My LA Premiere |
Я специально не писала до этого про сие эпохальное событие, а именно мою премьеру! Самую настоящую Премьеру!!! И если бы мне заранее сказали, что в зале будет СТОЛЬКО народу и ТАКОГО РАНГА, я бы, наверно, и вправду не вышла на сцену. Не из-за чувства страха, а из-за чувства ответственности. В общем, это был благотворительный спектакль, заказанный (!) самим губернатором (который, кстати, был на вечере вместе со своей женой и даже с детьми). Публика соответствовала событию: богатая и знаменитая. Я в благоговении ходила несколько дней, столько знакомых лиц!
На самом деле, я не ожидала таких спецэффектов, таких декораций (которые мы увидели только на последней репетиции). Короче, все было невероятно здорово. На фотках у вас есть шанс увидеть меня блондинкой. Я в роли Truly Scrumptious)))
Photos by IAN IBBETSON
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Метки: chitty chitty bang bang my life |
Long Beach Zombie Walk, May 30th! |
1st Annual Long Beach ZOMBIE WALK

Attention horror fans, cult cinema junkies, and zombies everywhere!!! Come join us as we celebrate our screening of Edgar Wright's Shaun of the Dead on Saturday, May 30th with a pre-show "Zombie Walk" down 4th Street!
Meet up at Portfolio Coffee House ( 2300 E 4th Street, LB ) at 10:00pm, then sloooowly moan and groan your way down 4th Street to The Art Theatre! We'll be screening a 35mm print of Shaun of the Dead at 11:00pm!
Tickets are $10 - ZOMBIES GET IN FOR $8! So tear up an old tee shirt, throw on some makeup, throw your arms out, and proclaim your hunger for braaiiinns!!

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Метки: los angeles long beach |
Earthquake in LA |

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Метки: los angeles |
top 5 music list |

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Метки: my list |
В делах |

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Метки: my life |
5 presidents are on a plane |

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Метки: joke |
Fight Club quote |
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Метки: Fight club quotes |
SuperObamaWorld |

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Метки: barack obama game |
More 4 Mother's Day |

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Метки: mother's day my life |
Why Women are Better Than Men |

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Метки: women & men |
Girliegirl & Mother's day |

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Метки: my life |
You are from California if |
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $1 00,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy
with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.
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Метки: california jokes usa |
California fun facts & trivia |
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Built in 1852, the Iron Door Saloon in Groveland is the oldest saloon in California. Around 200 buffalo roam on Catalina Island, descendants of a few taken there in the 1920’s for a movie and left there. In Arcadia, peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. All gray whale calves are born in the warm, shallow lagoons of Baja, California. Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk in Carmel.
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Iron Door Saloon in Groveland, California, courtesy |
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Frederick's of Hollywood, courtesy Seeing Stars
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Frederick's of Hollywood was started by Frederick Mellinger, inventor of the push-up bra, in 1946. The flagship shop for the well known lingerie retailer, located on Hollywood Boulevard has become a local landmark. In addition to a never ending selection of bras and panties, the location also houses The Lingerie Museum which features the Celebrity Lingerie Hall of Fame, exhibit a collection of undergarments worn by Hollywood stars.
If you detonating a nuclear device within the city limits of Chico you will receive a $500 fine. The Palm Springs American Legion Post dining room permanently maintains a table for one. It is set for dinner and no one is allowed to use the table. It is being maintains for a Missing in Action or Prisoner of War serviceman or woman when he or she returns home.
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It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide in Chico. The largest three-day rodeo in the United States is held on the Tehama County Fairgrounds in Red Bluff. Crushing rocks within the Indian Wells city limits is forbidden. Since it opened in 1937 the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, more than 1,200 people have plunged 220 feet to their deaths. The world's only burlesque museum is in Helendale, California. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street in San Francisco. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a San Francisco street corner. In Santa Monica, it is against the law to play percussion instruments on the beach. Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law in Chico. In Norco, all persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. It is illegal for women to drive in California while wearing a house coat. At Anza-Borrego Desert State Park and the Salton Sea State Recreation Area, summer temperatures are in the range of 120° The tallest tree in the world, at 369 feet, is in Humboldt Redwoods State Park.
In the late 1850s, Kennedy Mine, located in Jackson, served as one of the richest gold mines in the world and the deepest mine in North America. In Pacific Grove there is a law on the books establishing a $500 fine for molesting butterflies. Located in Sacramento, the California State Railroad Museum is the largest museum of its kind in North America. Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal in Chico. Death Valley in southern California is the lowest point in the United States at 282 feet below sea level. If your dogs are found mating within 500 years of a church in Los Angeles, you could be punished by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. It is estimated that each year there are approximately 500,000 detectable seismic tremors in California. Los Angeles law forbids you from licking a toad. Totaling nearly three million acres, San Bernardino County is the largest county in the entire United States. The hottest day ever recorded in the United States was on July 10, 1913 at Death Valley, California, when the temperature reached a scorching 135 degrees. Over 30,000,000 Legos were used to construct the attractions and decorations at Legoland in Carlsbad, California. You may not hunt moths under street lights in Los Angeles. You are breaking the law if you grow oleander flowers in Norco. The best view in the United States is at Mount Diablo State Park. From the top of the 3,849 foot summit more of the earth's surface can be seen than any other peak in the world, except Mt. Kilimanjaro in Africa.
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Метки: usa california |
Face 2 face |
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Метки: my life |
Swine flu in Cali? |

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Метки: my work |
Penis (pro joke) |

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Метки: penis humor |