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-Whom does a young man fall in love with?

-With the Only Girl in the World.

-Describe the Only Girl in the World!

-Her eyes are like stars, her teeth are like pearls. her lips are ruby, her form is divine!

-Ohh...Now, will you describe the Only Man?

-He is a blond Viking, he kept himself pure and clean so what when he meets the Girl of his choice, the future mother of his children, he can look her in the eyes...

-Are the Only Men blond Vikings?

-No...Some of them dark, handsome, who have their wild oats. He loose with Devil in his eyes. He has a heart of gold. He is diamond in the rough. He tells the Only Girl frankly about his past. But she ynderstands and forgives...

-And marries him?

-And marries him.

-Why?

-To reform him.

-Does she reform him?

-Seldom... 

 

P. S. над бы постараться и сделать качественный перевод...