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Áîëèâèéñêàÿ ïîëèöèÿ ïðîâåëà áåñïðåöåäåíòíóþ îïåðàöèþ. Ñîòðóäíèêàì ïðàâîîõðàíèòåëüíûõ îðãàíîâ óäàëîñü çàäåðæàòü ïîäîçðåâàåìîãî â óáèéñòâå ïî "õóäøåìó ôîòîðîáîòó â ìèðå".

Ðèñóíîê, âûïîëíåííûé ñâèäåòåëüíèöåé ïðåñòóïëåíèÿ è ñìàõèâàþùèé íà êàðòèíêó â øêîëüíîé òåòðàäè, ïîíà÷àëó âûçâàë ðÿä íàñìåøåê. Íåêîòîðûå óäà÷íî ïîäìå÷àëè, ÷òî ôîòîðîáîò áîëüøå ïîõîæ íà èçîáðàæåíèå Ñòðàøèëû èç êíèãè "Âîëøåáíèê Èçóìðóäíîãî ãîðîäà".

Òåì íå ìåíåå õóäîæåñòâî íå ñëèøêîì âûñîêîãî êà÷åñòâà ïîìîãëî ïîëèöåéñêèì îáåçâðåäèòü 23-ëåòíåãî ìîëîäîãî ÷åëîâåêà, êîòîðîìó ïðåäúÿâëåíî îáâèíåíèå â æåñòîêîì óáèéñòâå áîëèâèéñêîãî òàêñèñòà Ðàôàýëÿ Âàðãàñà â ìàðòå ýòîãî ãîäà. Ïîêà íå ÿñíî, ÷òî ïîñëóæèëî ìîòèâîì ïðåñòóïëåíèÿ. Ïî îäíîé èç âåðñèé ñëåäñòâèÿ, â äåëå áûëè çàìåøàíû íàðêîòèêè, à ïî äðóãîé - óáèéñòâî ïðîèçîøëî íà ïî÷âå ðåâíîñòè. Âïðî÷åì, ñàì ìîëîäîé ÷åëîâåê çàÿâëÿåò î ñâîåé íåâèíîâíîñòè.
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Ñòðàííûå ìåòàìîðôîçû è áûñòðàÿ ñìåíà äåêîðàöèé. Òîëüêî ÷òî íà ìåíÿ ëåòåë ñâèõíóâøèéñÿ ÷¸ðíûé äæèï, ïëåâàâøèé íà òàêèå óñëîâíîñòè, êàê êðàñíûé ñâåò ñâåòîôîðà, è âîò ÿ óæå ñòîþ â äëèííþùåé î÷åðåäè.
- Âû êðàéíèé? - Ñïðàøèâàåò ëûñûé òîëñòÿ÷¸ê. Çà íèì ñðàçó ïðèñòðàèâàþòñÿ äðóãèå, è óæå êîíåö î÷åðåäè ðàñòâîðÿåòñÿ â ãëóáèíå áåñêîíå÷íîãî áåëîãî êîðèäîðà.
- ß, ñîáñòâåííî, íå çíàþ…, íàâåðíîå.
- Ìåíÿ çîâóò Ãðèãîðèé. Ãðèøà. - Ïðîòÿãèâàåò ïóõëóþ ëàäîíü òîëñòÿê. - ß âûïèë ÿäó.
- Ýòî ôèãóðàëüíî?
- Ýòî íàòóðàëüíî. Àíèëèí. Îäèí ãðàìì - è ÿ òóò.
- Ãäå òóò?
- Êàê ýòî ãäå? Íà íåáåñàõ.
Ñìîòðþ íà ëþäåé â î÷åðåäè - âñå â îäèíàêîâûõ áàëàõîíàõ, áîñûå. Äà è ÿ íè÷åì íå îòëè÷àþñü, â òîì æå íàðÿäå. Êàê â ëþáîé î÷åðåäè - áîëüøàÿ ÷àñòü ïåíñèîíåðû. Áîæüè îäóâàí÷èêè. Òîëüêî íå ðóãàþòñÿ, íå ñïîðÿò, íå æàëóþòñÿ íà öåíû è äåïóòàòîâ. Ñòîÿò ìîë÷à, òåðïåëèâî. Ïðÿìî íå ïðèâû÷íî.
- ß ÷òî, óìåð? - Ñïðàøèâàþ ÿ.
- Ñêîðåå, ðîäèëñÿ. Ýòî âñ¸ òàê ñëîæíî, íå ìîðî÷ü ñåáå ãîëîâó.
ß âñåãäà áîÿëñÿ ñìåðòè, âñ¸ ïðåäñòàâëÿë, êàê áóäó ëåæàòü íà ñìåðòíîì ëîæå, êàøëÿòü è ïðîòÿãèâàòü ê ðûäàþùèì äåòÿì äðîæàùóþ õóäóþ ðóêó. Èëè ïîãèáíó ñ ìîðåì êðîâè, ïîëîìàííûìè êîñòÿìè è áîëüþ âî âñåì ðàçáèòîì òåëå. À òóò - áàö, è ñðàçó â î÷åðåäè.
- À ÷òî äàþò? Çà ÷åì î÷åðåäü? Ó ìåíÿ è äåíåã-òî íåò. È êàðìàíîâ íåò.
- Òàê òû íå â êóðñå? ß, êàê ñàìîóáèéöà, çäåñü óäå äàâíî îøèâàþñü. Ïîêà âñå ïîäïèñè ñîáðàë, ïîêà âñåõ ýòèõ áþðîêðàòîâ îáîø¸ë, âñ¸ ðàçâåäàë. Ýòî ðàñïðåäåëèòåëü. Çäåñü êîìèññèþ ïðîõîäÿò. Äóøó âçâåøèâàþò, ãðåõè ïðîâåðÿþò, òåñò íà ëîÿëüíîñòü, òåñò íà âøèâîñòü, ñêîëüêî ðàç êàêóþ çàïîâåäü íàðóøèë. Íå çàðàæ¸í ëè âèðóñîì.  îáùåì, ïîëíûé äðåññ-êîä è ôåéñ-êîíòðîëü.
- È ÷òî ïîòîì?
- À ïîòîì - êîãî êóäà. Áîëüøèíñòâî ïîïàäàåò â êàðàíòèí. ×èñòèëèùå íàçûâàåòñÿ. Òàì äóø, îáðàáîòêà õèìðàñòâîðîì, áåñåäà ñ ïñèõîëîãîì è ëå÷åíèå ïî ìåòîäó Êàñïåðñêîãî. È â êîíöå êîíöîâ - â Íèðâàíó.
- Êàñïåðñêîãî? Ïðè ÷¸ì òóò Êàñïåðñêèé?
- ß ñàì ñíà÷àëà íåäîóìåâàë. À ïîòîì ïîíÿë. Òû â êîìïüþòåðàõ ðàçáèðàåøüñÿ?
- ×àéíèê.
- Ýòîãî äîñòàòî÷íî. Ïîíèìàåøü, âñÿ ýòà áàéäà - ãèãàíòñêèé êîìïüþòåð. Áîã - ïðîöåññîð, ìû - ôàéëû, Âñåëåííàÿ - âèí÷åñòåð. È âîò ïðåäñòàâü - ëþäè - ÷àñòü ïðîãðàììû, ôàéëèêè âñÿêèå. Íèðâàíà - ýòî âñ¸ êîëè÷åñòâî èíôîðìàöèè - ïðîãðàììà â öåëîì. Òû âûïîëç, âûïîëíèë ñâîþ çàäà÷ó - âåðíóëñÿ â Íèðâàíó, îïÿòü ïîíàäîáèëñÿ - ðåèíêàðíàöèÿ, çàäàíèå è îïÿòü â èíôîðìàöèîííîå ïðîñòðàíñòâî. Òàê, êàê ýòà ïðîãðàììà ïîñòîÿííî ñîâåðøåíñòâóåòñÿ è ðàçðàñòàåòñÿ, åé íóæíû íîâûå ôàéëû. Äåìîãðàôèÿ, êîðî÷å. Äîñòóïíî ÿ îáúÿñíÿþ?
- Áðåä.
- Òî÷íî. Ìàòðèöà êàêàÿ-òî.
- Íó, à êîìèññèÿ ÷òî äåëàåò?
- Ïðàêòè÷åñêè êàæäûé ôàéë âîçâðàùàåòñÿ çàðàæ¸ííûì.  òîé èëè èíîé ñòåïåíè. Ïîòð¸ïàííûì, áèòûì. Âîò îíè è ñìîòðÿò, íàñêîëüêî òû ïðèãîäåí è áåçîïàñåí äëÿ Íèðâàíû. ×àñòî çàñûëàþòñÿ âèðóñû. Âîò òóò Êàñïåðñêèé è ñòîèò íà ñòðàæå.
Ïîêà ìû ðàçãîâàðèâàëè, î÷åðåäü ñóùåñòâåííî ïðîäâèíóëàñü è óæå âèäíåëèñü äâåðè, âïóñêàâøèå è âûïóñêàâøèå íàðîä èç î÷åðåäè. Âûøåäøèõ ñòðîèëè â êîëîííû è óâîäèëè. Îðãàíèçîâàííî íà âûñøåì óðîâíå - íè òîëêó÷êè, íè áðîæåíèÿ, íè ðàçãîâîð÷èêîâ â ñòðîþ.
È âäðóã, èç îäíîé èç äâåðè âûñêî÷èë ñîâåðøåííî ãîëûé ÷åëîâåê, èëè êàê íàñ òóò íàçûâàþò - ôàéë, è ïîì÷àëñÿ ìèìî î÷åðåäè. Çà íèì íà áðåþùåì ïîë¸òå ïîíåñëèñü äâîå ñ êðûëüÿìè è ñ àâòîìàòàìè â ðóêàõ.
- Ïî íîãàì ñòðåëÿé. - Çàêðè÷àë îäèí.
Äðóãîé íà ëåòó äàë êîðîòêîé î÷åðåäüþ ïî áåãóùåìó. Òîò ðóõíóë, ïîêàòèëñÿ êóáàðåì, ïîïûòàëñÿ âñòàòü, íî ñòóïíè åãî âèñåëè ðâàíûìè ëîõìîòüÿìè. Àíãåëû (à êòî æå åù¸ ýòî ìîã áûòü, ðàçâå ÷òî êàêèå-òî ýêçåøíèêè) ïðèçåìëèëèñü, îäèí äâèíóë áåãëåöà ïðèêëàäîì â çàòûëîê, äðóãîé íåñêîëüêî ðàç óäàðèë ëåæàùåãî íîãîé, öåëÿñü ïî ïî÷êàì. Çàòåì ïîäõâàòèëè çà ðóêè è ïîâîëîêëè îáìÿêøåå òåëî ïî êîðèäîðó. Î÷åðåäü ìîë÷àëà áåçó÷àñòíî, ñëîâíî íè÷åãî è íå ïðîèçîøëî.
- Âîò, âèäèøü, - ïðîøåïòàë Ãðèøà, - âèðóñ îòëîâèëè. À òû ñïðàøèâàåøü, ïî÷åìó Êàñïåðñêèé?
- È êóäà åãî òåïåðü?
È ñëîâíî îòâå÷àÿ íà ìîé âîïðîñ, àíãåëû îñòàíîâèëèñü, ïîë ðàçäâèíóëñÿ, îòòóäà âûñêî÷èëè ÿçûêè ïëàìåíè è çàïàõëî ïàëåíîé ðåçèíîé.  ðàçâ¸ðçøóþñÿ îãíåííóþ áåçäíó ñòîëêíóëè òåëî. Ïîë ñäâèíóëñÿ. Íà ñòåíå áåãóùåé ñòðîêîé âûñâåòèëîñü: âðåäîíîñíûé êîä îáíàðóæåí è óäàë¸í.
- Íàäåþñü, ìíå ýòî íå ãðîçèò, - ñêàçàë ÿ.
- Ñëåäóþùèé, - ïîñëûøàëñÿ ãðîìîãëàñíûé ãëàñ, è Ãðèøà ïîäòîëêíóë ìåíÿ â ðàñïàõíóâøóþñÿ äâåðü. ß ðîáêî ñòóïèë â îñëåïèòåëüíûé ìÿãêèé è ò¸ïëûé ñâåò.
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â Ëè, äà è â æèçíè íàõîäÿòñÿ ëþäè, êîòîðûå ïî÷åìó-òî ïðîÿâëÿþò êî ìíå íåîáîñíîâàííûå ñèìïàòèè))), à ïîòîì îêàçûâàåòñÿ, ÷òî ÿ ñîâñåì íå òàêîé, êàêèì îíè ìåíÿ ïðåäñòàâëÿëè... è äåëî ñîâñåì íå â ÷åðâîòî÷èíêå, à â òîì, ÷òî ÿ íå ìîãó äðóæèòü òàê, êàê õîòÿò îíè. ÿ îäèíî÷êà... ÿ íå óìåþ äðóæèòü, ìíå íåêîãäà äðóæèòü.. ÿ ìîãó áûòü ïðèÿòåëåì, ìíå íðàâÿòñÿ ëþäè, ÿ èì îòêðûòî ñèìïàòèçèðóþ, íåêîòîðûõ ïî-ñâîåìó ëþáëþ, íî íà äðóæáó ó ìåíÿ íå õâàòàåò ñèë è âðåìåíè)))) à ýòî ñïèñûâàþò íà ìîþ ãíèëüöó)))

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Êàæäîå óòðî íà÷èíàåòñÿ ñ çåðêàëà. ß íå õî÷ó, íî êîå-êîìó íóæíî ïîáðèòüñÿ, âûäåðíóòü âîëîñèíêè èç íîñà, óáåäèòüñÿ, ÷òî çóáû áåëîñíåæíû è, íàêîíåö, ïðè÷åñàòüñÿ. Æäó íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé ÷àñ, ïîêà îí, íàêîíåö, óéä¸ò íà ðàáîòó. È, âîò, ÿ ñâîáîäåí. Íà öåëûé äåíü. Îí âîçâðàùàåòñÿ ÷àñîâ â ñåìü âå÷åðà, à èíîãäà è ïîçæå. Âñ¸ ýòî âðåìÿ ÿ ìîãó äåëàòü, ÷òî óãîäíî. Ìîåé æåíå íàìíîãî õóæå, åé ïî÷òè âåñü äåíü ïðèõîäèòñÿ ñèäåòü äîìà, òî è äåëî, áåãàÿ â âàííóþ. Ñìîòðåòü â çåðêàëî. Íî òóò íè÷åãî íå ïîïèøåøü. Òàêîâà íàøà ó÷àñòü.
Îí, íàâåðíîå, çàìå÷àåò ìåíÿ. Òàê ìíå êàæåòñÿ. Èíîãäà îí äîëüøå, ÷åì íóæíî, ðàññìàòðèâàåò ñâî¸ îòðàæåíèå â çåðêàëå, âñìàòðèâàÿñü â ÷åðòû ëèöà. Êîíå÷íî, òàê æå, êàê ëþäè íå óçíàþò ñâîé ãîëîñ íà çàïèñè, òàê æå è îòðàæåíèå íå ñîâñåì ñîîòâåòñòâóåò íàøåìó ïðåäñòàâëåíèþ î ñåáå. Íà ýòî îí è ñïèñûâàåò òî, ÷òî ïîäñîçíàòåëüíî òðåâîæèò åãî, òî, ÷òî ÿ òîæå ðàçãëÿäûâàþ, è îí ÷óâñòâóåò ýòî. ß íå ìîãó íå ïîâòîðÿòü åãî äâèæåíèé, åãî ìèìèêó, åãî æåñòû, íî âçãëÿä âñ¸ ðàâíî îñòà¸òñÿ ìîé. Âçãëÿä ïîâòîðÿòü íå óìåþ.
ß ñîâñåì íè÷åãî íå çíàþ î í¸ì. Ñóäÿ ïî îáñòàíîâêå â âàííîé, îí íåáåäåí. Íà ïîëêàõ äîðîãàÿ ïàðôþìåðèÿ, øèêàðíûé õàëàò. Îí íþõàåò êîêàèí, ÷àñòåíüêî ïðèõîäèò äîìîé íàâåñåëå, è â òàêîì ñîñòîÿíèè ïûòàåòñÿ çàãîâîðèòü ñî ìíîé. ß íå ñëûøó ãîëîñ, òîëüêî øåâåëþ â òàêò ãóáàìè. Ó íåãî, òî÷íåå ó íàñ, æåíà è äî÷ü. Íî ìîè îòíîøåíèÿ ñ íèìè ìîãóò â êîðíå îòëè÷àòüñÿ îò òîãî, ÷òî ïðîèñõîäèò ó íèõ. Âàííàÿ - íå ìåñòî äëÿ âûðàæåíèÿ ÷óâñòâ. Õîòÿ, èíîãäà îíè çàíèìàþòñÿ â âàííîé ñåêñîì. Ìû ñ æåíîé íå ïðîòèâ, íàì ýòî òîæå íðàâèòñÿ. Äà, à åñëè áû è ïðîòèâ, ÷òî áû ìû ìîãëè?
Èíîãäà ÿ äóìàþ, ÷åì îí çàíèìàåòñÿ âåñü äåíü. Ôàíòàçèðóþ, ñî÷èíÿþ åìó æèçíü. Æàëü, ÷òî òîëüêî â ýòîì çåðêàëå ìû ïåðåñåêàåìñÿ. Èíà÷å ÿ áû ìîã ïðåñëåäîâàòü åãî âåçäå, ãäå òîëüêî åñòü çåðêàëà. Ïðàâäà, ýòî áûëî áû íåóäîáíî, ìíå ïðèøëîñü áû ïðàêòè÷åñêè æèòü åãî æèçíüþ. À òàê, ìû âèäèìñÿ òîëüêî â åäèíñòâåííîì çåðêàëå - â íàøåé âàííîé.
ß â ñâîáîäíîå âðåìÿ ðèñóþ, ñî÷èíÿþ ìóçûêó, äàæå ïðîáóþ ïèñàòü ñòèõè. Èíîãäà âûõîæó ïðîãóëÿòüñÿ. Äàëåêî óõîäèòü íåëüçÿ. ß ðàçãîâàðèâàþ ñ ñîñåäÿìè, èíîãäà èãðàåì â êàðòû íà âåðàíäå, ïü¸ì ïèâî. Ñîñåäè òîæå ïðèâÿçàíû ê ñâîèì îòðàæåíèÿì, ïîýòîìó âðåìÿ îò âðåìåíè êòî-òî, äà óáåãàåò â äîì, ÷òîáû ïîñìîòðåòüñÿ â çåðêàëî.
Ñåãîäíÿ ÷òî-òî íå òàê, ìíå ïðèøëîñü áðîñèòü ïàðòèþ â êàðòû è íåñòèñü ñî âñåõ íîã. Ïðåäñòàâëÿþ, åñëè áû îí ïîñìîòðåë â çåðêàëî è íå óâèäåë ñåáÿ. Íå çíàþ, êàê îí, íî ó ìåíÿ áû áûëè ñåðü¸çíûå íåïðèÿòíîñòè. Îí ïðèø¸ë ðàíüøå, ÷åì îáû÷íî, óñòàâèëñÿ â ìåíÿ, óïåðåâøèñü ðóêàìè â ðàêîâèíó. Ìíå ïðèøëîñü õìóðèòü áðîâè, äåëàòü óãðþìîå âûðàæåíèå ëèöà. ×òî-òî ó íåãî ñëó÷èëîñü. Îí âçúåðîøèë âîëîñû, ïîò¸ð ëèöî è âûøåë. Âûéäÿ èç âàííîé, ÿ óâèäåë æåíó, ñòîÿùóþ ó äâåðåé.
- Ñåé÷àñ ìîÿ î÷åðåäü, - ñêàçàëà îíà. Ìû âñåãäà çíàëè, êîãäà íàì íóæíî ïîÿâëÿòüñÿ â çåðêàëå.
- È ìîÿ, - ñêàçàë ÿ, ñõâàòèë å¸ çà âîëîñû è çàòàùèë â âàííóþ. Îíà êðè÷àëà è âûðûâàëàñü, íî ÿ äåðæàë êðåïêî. Ïîòîì óäàðèë å¸ ëèöîì î êàôåëü. Èç íîñà áðûçíóëà êðîâü, çàëèâ áåëîñíåæíóþ âàííóþ. ß êðè÷àë, íå çíàþ ÷òî, ÿ âåäü òîëüêî ðàñêðûâàë ðîò.
Ïîâåðíóâ æåíó ëèöîì ê ñåáå, óäàðèë êóëàêîì ïðÿìî â çóáû. Òàê ñèëüíî, ÷òî ó íå¸ ëîïíóëà âåðõíÿÿ ãóáà, è íà êóëàêå ìî¸ì ñîäðàëàñü øêóðà îò óäàðà â çóáû. Îò òðåòüåãî óäàðà æåíà ïîòåðÿëà ñîçíàíèå è ìåøêîì ñâàëèëàñü íà ïîë. Êðîâü áûëà âåçäå.
Ìíå áûëî ñòðàøíî, ÿ íèêîãäà íå ñìåë ïîäíÿòü ðóêó íà æåíó. ß å¸ òàê ñèëüíî ëþáèë. È òî, ÷òî ÿ ñåé÷àñ ñäåëàë, áûëî óæàñíî. Íå çíàþ, ÷òî íàøëî íà íåãî, âîçìîæíî îíà èçìåíèëà, âîçìîæíî ó íåãî ñúåõàëà êðûøà. ß íåíàâèäåë åãî è õîòåë, ÷òîáû íà ýòîì âñ¸ ïðåêðàòèëîñü, íî òî, ÷òî ìíå ïðèøëîñü ñäåëàòü, ïðèâåëî ìåíÿ â óæàñ. ß âûíóë èç êàðìàíà ïèäæàêà ïèñòîëåò. Ðåâîëüâåð ñ êîðîòêèì ñòâîëîì è çàò¸ðòîé ðóêîÿòêîé. Îòêèíóë áàðàáàí, óáåäèëñÿ, ÷òî âñå ñåìü áîéöîâ íà ìåñòå. Íåò, òîëüêî íå ýòî!!! ß ïðèñòàâèë ñòâîë ê âèñêó æåíû. Ðóêè äðîæàëè, ñêðåïåëè ÷åëþñòè è ñë¸çû õëûíóëè èç ãëàç. Íåò!!! Óðîä, ïîñìîòðè íà ìåíÿ, ïîñìîòðè!!! È îí ñëîâíî óñëûøàë ìîè ìûñëè, áðîñèâ âçãëÿä íà ñâî¸ îòðàæåíèå. Ìíå õâàòèëî ýòîãî ìãíîâåíüÿ, ÿ ïîñìîòðåë íà íåãî òàê, ÷òî îí çàìåð è ñíîâà ïîñìîòðåë â çåðêàëî, óæå ïðèñòàëüíî, âñìàòðèâàÿñü â ìåíÿ.
Íåñêîëüêî ñåêóíä ïðîäîëæàëàñü ýòà ñòðàííàÿ äóýëü. ß çíàþ, ÷òî äåëàòü. ß ïîäíÿë ðóêó ñ ïèñòîëåòîì ê âèñêó. È, ÷óäî, îí ïîâòîðèë âñ¸ çà ìíîé. ß âèäåë, êàê îí ñîïðîòèâëÿëñÿ, êàê íàïðÿãëèñü æèëû íà åãî øåå. Íî ÿ íå îòïóñêàë åãî è ñìîòðåë ïðÿìî â ãëàçà. Ïàëåö ìåäëåííî íàæèìàë íà êóðîê. ß âèäåë óæàñ â åãî ãëàçàõ, äðîæàùóþ ãóáó. Íî îí íå âèäåë ýòîãî â çåðêàëå, îí âèäåë ìåíÿ, ïîëíîãî óâåðåííîñòè è íåíàâèñòè. ß íèêîìó íå ïîçâîëþ óáèòü ìîþ ëþáîâü. Ïàëåö óï¸ðñÿ â òî ïîëîæåíèå, êîãäà äàëüøå óæå ïðîñòî áóäåò âûñòðåë.
ß ïîäìîðãíóë åìó è âíåçàïíî êðèêíóë ïðÿìî â ëèöî: "Áóì!!!".
Ïðåæäå, ÷åì âçîðâàëîñü çåðêàëî, ÿ óâèäåë, êàê ä¸ðíóëàñü åãî ãîëîâà, è áðûçíóë êðàñíûé ôîíòàí . Îñêîëêè çåðêàëà ðóõíóëè â ðàêîâèíó è â íèõ íè÷åãî íå îòðàæàëîñü. Ñîâñåì íè÷åãî. ß ñâîáîäåí.
ß áðîñèë íà ïîë ïèñòîëåò è óïàë íà êîëåíè ïåðåä æåíîé.
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Îíè îáëàäàþò ñâåðõúåñòåñòâåííûìè ñïîñîáíîñòÿìè è ïîñòîÿííî ïîïàäàþò â ôàíòàñòè÷åñêèå ïðèêëþ÷åíèÿ. Îíè íåñòàíäàðòíî ìûñëÿò è íå èùóò ë¸ãêèõ ïóòåé. Äëÿ íèõ ñëîâà «÷åñòü» è «ëþáîâü» — íå ïóñòîé çâóê. Îíè — íàñòîÿùèå ðóññêèå ñóïåðãåðîè. Îíè — ïåðñîíàæè íàøèõ ñêàçîê è ìóëüòôèëüìîâ.

ÈÂÀÍ ÄÓÐÀÊ
Ñâåðõñïîñîáíîñòè: Çàìî÷èò ëþáîãî çëîäåÿ òóïûì âåçåíèåì.
Åçäèò íà ïå÷è. Ðàçãîâàðèâàåò ñ ðûáàìè. Ñïèò ñ ëÿãóøêàìè.
Ìîæåò ïîðàçèòü ëþáóþ öåëü â ðàäèóñå 200 êì, äûõíóâ.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: Ðåàëüíî äóðàê. Ïî óðîâíþ IQ ïðèáëèæàåòñÿ ê îðåõàì.

ÖÀÐÅÂÍÀ-ËßÃÓØÊÀ
 çàâèñèìîñòè îò êîëè÷åñòâà âûïèòîãî - ëèáî ëÿãóøêà, ëèáî öàðåâíà.
 õåëëîóèí ñíèìàåò êîæó.  ãîëîë¸ä óäàðÿåòñÿ î çåìëþ.
Ïðè ïåðâîì æå çíàêîìñòâå áåðåò â ðîò ñòðåëó.
Ñâåðõñïîñîáíîñòè: Ïîñëå ñâàäüáû ïðåâðàùàåòñÿ â æàáó.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: Ïðîæîðëèâîå áðþøêî. Ñúåëà êóçíåöà. Åäèíñòâåííîãî íà âñþ îêðóãó, ìåæäó ïðî÷èì ...

ÀÉÁÎËÈÒ
Îáëàäàåò óíèêàëüíîé ìåòîäèêîé èñöåëåíèÿ:
1) Ïîõëîïàòü ïî æèâîòèêó.
2) Äàòü øîêîëàäêó.
Ãëàâíîå íå ïåðåïóòàòü ïîñëåäîâàòåëüíîñòü.
Òàêèì îáðàçîì èñöåëèë òðè òûñÿ÷è áåçíà䏿íî áîëüíûõ áåãåìîòèêîâ ñ òÿæåëåéøåé ôîðìîé ïðîãðåññèðóþùåãî ïëîñêîñòîïèÿ.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: Íå ðàç çàìå÷åí â îêêóëüòíûõ ðèòóàëàõ âîñêðåøåíèÿ ìåðòâûõ áåãåìîòèêîâ.

ÈËÜß ÌÓÐÎÌÅÖ
33 ãîäà ïðîñèäåë íà ïå÷è. Êîãäà "Ñàíòà Áàðáàðà" íàêîíåö çàêîí÷èëàñü, âñòàë. Ðàçìÿëñÿ.
Íàäåë øëåì. Âçÿë ìå÷... È íà÷àëàñü "Ðàáûíÿ Èçàóðà".
Ýìîöèîíàëüíî ðàñêîâàí. Ïëà÷åò âìåñòå ñ "Áîãàòûìè". Ðûäàåò íàä "Ïðîñòî Ìàðèåé".
Âî âðåìÿ ðåêëàìíûõ ïàóç îñâîáîæäàåò çåìëþ ðóññêóþ îò íå÷èñòè ïîãàíîé.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: ñ íåäàâíèõ ïîð ïîäñåë íà ðåêëàìó.

ÊÎËÎÁÎÊ
Ñïîñîáåí ïðîíèêàòü â ëþáûå êðóãëûå îòâåðñòèÿ. ×åì ñòðàøíî ðàäóåò äðóãèõ ñóïåðãåðîåâ.
Îäíàæäû óøåë îò àãåíòîâ Ìîññàäà "áàáóøêè" è "äåäóøêè". Ñ òåõ ïîð - óáåæä¸ííûé ñêèíõåä.
 ñëó÷àå îïàñíîñòè ìîæåò äî ñìåðòè çàñêðåñòè ïî ñóñåêàì.
 ñëó÷àå ïðîâàëà ñúåäàåò ñåáÿ ñàì.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: Áîðîäèíñêèé âêóñíåå.

ÌÎÉÄÎÄÛÐ
Àäñêèé ïðîäóêò ïîäïîëüíûõ ëàáîðàòîðèé ÊÃÁ. Ãèáðèä ÷åëîâåêà è ðàêîâèíû.
Îáîðóäîâàí ñóïåð-ìî÷àëêîé, ñ ïîìîùüþ êîòîðîé ìîæåò êîíêðåòíî íàäðàòü çàäíèöó.
Êðèâîíîãèé è õðîìîé, ÷òî, îäíàêî, íå ìåøàåò åìó òóñîâàòüñÿ â ìàìèíîé ñïàëüíå.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: íåðàâíîäóøåí ê ãðÿçíûì ìàëåíüêèì ìàëü÷èêàì.

ÊÓÐÎ×ÊÀ ÐßÁÀ
Ñóïåðãåðîé - óäàðíèê.
Íåñ¸ò ñòðàííîå çîëîòî. Ïîä íàñòðîåíèå ìîæåò ñíåñòè àëìàçû, ãàç, íåôòü, ÷óãóí. Õðàíèòñÿ â ñåêðåòíîì áóíêåðå ÔÑÁ.  ñóõîì, ïðîõëàäíîì ìåñòå.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: êóðèöà.

ÇÎËÎÒÀß ÐÛÁÊÀ
Õëàäíîêðîâíà, ðàñ÷åòëèâà, çëîïàìÿòíà.
Ñâåðõñïîñîáíîñòè: ãèïíîç. Íàâîäèò êîëëåêòèâíûå ãàëëþöèíàöèè, ïðåèìóùåñòâåííî ñàäî-ìàçîõèñòñêîãî õàðàêòåðà ñ Ãîñïîæîé â öåíòðå âíèìàíèÿ. Ëåãêî çàáàëòûâàåò ïðîòèâíèêà, îáåùàÿ èñïîëíåíèå æåëàíèé, ìîæåò èñïîëüçîâàòüñÿ äëÿ âåðáîâêè äâîéíûõ àãåíòîâ.
Óÿçâèìîñòåé íåò. Õîòÿ ïîæàðèòü åå òàê íèêòî è íå ïîïûòàëñÿ.

ÌÛØÊÀ-ÍÎÐÓØÊÀ
Êðûñà - ìóòàíò. Æèâ¸ò â ìîñêîâñêîì ìåòðî.
Îáëàäàåò âûäâèæíûì õâîñòîì èç òèòàíîâîãî ñïëàâà ñ óðàíîâûì íàêîíå÷íèêîì.
Îñíîâíàÿ ìèññèÿ: íàõîäèòü âðàãîâ çåìëè ðóññêîé è áèòü èì ÿéöà.

ÇÌÅÉ ÃÎÐÛÍÛ×
Ðåçóëüòàò ÷åðòîâñêè ëþáîïûòíîãî ñî ñòîðîíû ñêðåùèâàíèÿ Êîùåÿ Áåññìåðòíîãî è êîáðû. Ðåäêàÿ òâàðü. Íî ìåòêàÿ.
Óíèêàëüíàÿ ñïîñîáíîñòü: ñïîñîáåí ðåãåíèðèðîâàòü îòðóáëåííûå ãîëîâû (ñëåâà íàïðàâî)
Óÿçâèìîñòü: ïðè ïîïûòêå ñîñ÷èòàòü äî ÷åòûðåõ âõîäèò â ñòóïîð, ñòðàäàåò îò íåðàçäåëåííîãî ïèùåâîãî òðàêòà è îñîçíàíèÿ ôàêòà, ÷òî òðåòüÿ ãîëîâà-òàêè áàáà.

ÁÀÁÀ-ßÃÀ
Íå çàìóæåì, õàðàêòåð ìÿãêèé, íî ñêâåðíûé.
Ñóïåð-îðóæèå - êîñòÿíàÿ íîãà. Îíî æå - åå óÿçâèìîñòü. Õîðîøà â âîçäóøíûõ áîÿõ íà ñòóïàõ, íåïëîõî ãîòîâèò (õîòÿ ïðèãîòîâëåííîå ÿâíî îòäàåò ðóññêèì äóõîì), ïàðèò â áàíüêå è ïîåò êîëûáåëüíûå ïåðåä ñíîì. Âñåãäà ïðîèãðûâàåò â áåãå â ìåøêàõ.

ÊÐÀÑÍÀß ØÀÏÎ×ÊÀ
Êðàñíàÿ øàïî÷êà - ÷óäî ðóññêîãî òðèêîòàæíîãî äåëà.
Ñàìîíàâîäÿùèéñÿ ãîëîâíîé óáîð, ïðèñïîñîáëåííûé äëÿ òþðåìíûõ ïåðåäà÷ â âèäå ïèðîæêîâ èç Ìàêäîíàëüäñ è êóñî÷êîâ ìàñëèöà. Èìååò áàáóøêó. Äðóæèò ñ îõîòíèêàìè.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: áîëòëèâà, ñåêñóàëüíî àãðåññèâíà.

ÌÓÕÀ-ÖÎÊÎÒÓÕÀ
Ìóõî-öîêîòóõî - ÷ëåíèñòîíîãîå ñ õîáîòêîì.
Õóæå òîãî - æåíùèíà. Îòëè÷èòåëüíàÿ ÷åðòà - íàëè÷èå äðàãìåòàëëîâ â îêîëîáðþøíîé îáëàñòè. Êðàéíå ýêñòðàâåðòíà, ñòðàäàåò ÷ðåâîóãîäèåì. Òÿãîòååò ê ðàðèòåòíûì âåùàì.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: òðàíæèðà, íåðàçáîð÷èâà â ïîëîâûõ ñâÿçÿõ.

ÂÀÑÈËÈÑÀ ÏÐÅÌÓÄÐÀß
(îíà æå Åëåíà Ïðåêðàñíàÿ, îíà æå Ìàðüÿ-Èñêóññíèöà)
Íèêîãäà íå ñòàðåþùàÿ îñîáà æåíñêîãî ïîëà.
Ïðåèìóùåñòâåííî â ïàðòíåðû/ìóæüÿ âûáèðàåò çíàòíûõ è áîãàòûõ, îáëàäàåò ñïîñîáíîñòÿìè êîëäîâàòü, ðàçãîâàðèâàòü ñ ëþáûìè íåîäóøåâëåííûìè ïðåäìåòàìè, âûâåäûâàòü èíôîðìàöèþ ó ñèë ïðèðîäû.
Ïîðàæàåò ïðîòèâíèêà âûáðàñûâàíèåì âñÿêèõ ïðåäìåòîâ è æèäêîñòåé èç ðóêàâîâ.

×ÅÁÓÐÀØÊÀ
×åáóðàøêà - æóòêîå ÷óäîâèùå ñ ïóãîâèöàìè âìåñòî ãëàç, íå èìåþùåå àíàëîãîâ äàæå â ñëîâàðå Äàëÿ.
 åñòåñòâåííûõ óñëîâèÿõ îáèòàåò â ÿùèêàõ îò àïåëüñèíîâ. Ïðè íåèìåíèè òàêîâîãî âòèðàåòñÿ â äîâåðèå ïåðâîãî âñòðå÷íîãî êðîêîäèëà è îòâîåâàåò åãî æèëïëîùàäü.
Êîãäà-òî áûë ñòðàííûé, áåçûìÿííûé. Ïîòîì âûáðàë êðàñíûé àïåëüñèí. Òåïåðü óìååò ëåòàòü. Çíàåò êóíã-ôó. Óâîðà÷èâàåòñÿ îò ïóëü.
Êîâàðåí è íåàäåêâàòåí.
Èìååò öåëü: ïåðåäðóæèòü âñåõ-âñåõ-âñåõ.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: êðàñíûå àïåëüñèíû äîëãî íå îòïóñêàþò.

ÌÀÌÎÍÒ¨ÍÎÊ
Ìàìîíò¸íîê - ðóññêèé íàöèîíàëüíûé ãåðîé.
Ìîõíàò. Âîëîñàò. Õîáîòàò.
 ñâÿçè ñ êðèçèñîì íåäâèæèìîñòè ñî âðåìåíåì äåãðàäèðîâàë â ìûøêó-íîðóøêó.
Æèçíåííîå êðåäî: "Íå çàáóäó ìàòü ðîäíóþ!"

ÍÅÇÍÀÉÊÀ
ÍàíîÂàðèàíò Èâàíà Äóðàêà. Âåçó÷, õèòåð.
Íåñêîëüêèìè äèâåðñèÿìè (â ëèöå Êàëèãóëû, Ïåãàñèêà è Áðûêóíà) ìîæåò ïîëíîñòüþ äåçîðãàíèçîâàòü îáðàçöîâûé êîììóíèñòè÷åñêèé ñîëíå÷íûé ãîðîä.
Íåäîñòàòêè - áåçàëàáåðíîñòü. Ìîæåò ïðîøëÿïèòü äàæå òàêîé öåííûé àðòåôàêò, êàê âîëøåáíàÿ ïàëî÷êà.

ÄÞÉÌÎÂÎ×ÊÀ
Êàê ñîîáùèëà "Êîìñîìîëüñêàÿ ïðàâäà", äåâî÷êó-ëèëèïóòà èç äîìà íà Ðóáëåâêå ïîõèòèëè æàáû. È âîñïèòàëè ãðûçóíû. Ïîäðîáíîñòè óòî÷íÿþòñÿ. Âåäåòñÿ îïåðàòèâíîå ðàññëåäîâàíèå. Îñîáûå ïðèìåòû äåâî÷êè - õî÷åò çàìóæ. Êðàéíå àñîöèàëüíà. Ñïîñîáíà çàãðûçòü çà ïîë çåðíûøêà. Ñòðàäàåò ñåðüåçíûìè ïñèõè÷åñêèìè ðàññòðîéñòâàìè. Òðåáóåò êðûëüÿ è áèëåò â ñòðàíó ýëüôîâ. Ãîâîðèò, òàì ó íåå âñå ñõâà÷åíî. Ëàñòî÷êà äîáàçàðèëàñü.

ÑÎËÄÀÒ
Óìåíèå âàðèòü êàøó èç íåñúåäîáíûõ ïðåäìåòîâ, áðèòüñÿ øèëîì, ãðåòüñÿ ìûëîì. Ñïîñîáíîñòè ê ýêçîðöèçìó è èçãíàíèþ íå÷èñòîé ñèëû.
Íåäîñòàòêè - àìîðàëüíûå è ñåêñèñòñêèå ïîïîëçíîâåíèÿ ê æåíñêîìó ïîëó è íåòîëåðàíòíîñòü ê öûãàíàì.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: êîìïëåêñ âå÷íîé íåâåñòû.

ÕÎÒÒÀÁÛ×
Äæèíí èç ñâèòû öàðÿ Ñóëåéìàíà, îáëàäàòåëü ìîãóùåñòâåííîé ìàãèè è ñâåðõ÷åëîâå÷åñêèõ ñïîñîáíîñòåé. Îáëàäàòåëü çàêëèíàíèÿ "òðàõ-òèáèäîõ", ÷üå èñòèííîå ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèå åùå íå ðàñøèôðîâàíî ñîâðåìåííûìè ñåêñîëîãàìè.
Íåäîñòàòêè - Ñêëåðîòèê. Ôóòáîëüíûé ôàíàò. Íåâåæäà è ïðîôàí îòíîñèòåëüíî íàó÷íî-òåõíè÷åñêîãî ïðîãðåññà ïîñëåäíèõ íåñêîëüêèõ òûñÿ÷ ëåò.
Ïèòàåò ñèëüíóþ ïðèâÿçàííîñòü ê ñâîåìó ãîñïîäèíó, áåçáîæíèêó-ïèîíåðó Âîëüêå Èáí-Àëåøå, ïîñëåäíèé áåççàñòåí÷èâî ïîëüçóåòñÿ ýòèì.

ÊÀÙÅÉ
Áåññìåðòåí. Ñïîñîáåí ê ðåãåíåðàöèè - ïðè îòðóáàíèè îäíîé ãîëîâû âûðàñòàåò íîâàÿ. ×óåò ðóññêèé äóõ, èç-çà ÷åãî Èâàíó-öàðåâè÷ó ïðèøëîñü ïðèáåãíóòü ê óñëóãàì èíîðîäöà Áóëàòà-ìîëîäöà.
Íåäîñòàòêè. Íàä çëàòîì - ÷àõíåò. Ïî ãëóïîñòè ïîìåñòèë ñâîþ ñìåðòü â ÿéöî, ÿéöî â óòêó, óòêó â çàéöà, çàéöà â ÿùèê, à àäðåñ ÿùèêà âûëîæåí â îòêðûòóþ â èíòåðíåòå.

ÂÈÍÍÈ ÏÓÕ
Êàê òèïè÷íûé ïðåäñòàâèòåëü âèäà Ìåäâåäü îáûêíîâåííûé, æèâåò â äåðåâå. Íåò, íå â äóïëå. È äàæå íå â ãíåçäå. À ïðîñòî. Ìóñóëüìàíèí. Ñâèíèíó íå åñò - îí ñ íåé äðóæèò. Ïîåò ðèòóàëüíûå ïåñíè, çàçûâàÿ òó÷è, ïðèçâàííûå îòâëå÷ü ï÷åë. Òàê æå âåñåëåé - è ìîæíî äàæå ïîëó÷èòü ïóëþ â çàä. Êðûøóåò êðîëèêîâ îò ìåñòíûõ ñîâ - ñîáèðàåò äàíü ìåäîì (êðîëèêè - òå åùå ïàñå÷íèêè!).
Óÿçâèìîñòü: ñòðàäàåò ðåäêèì íåèçëå÷èìûì çàáîëåâàíèåì, ðàçëàãàþùåé ìîçã íà îïèëêè.

ÄÎÌΨÍÎÊ ÊÓÇß
 øèðîêèõ êðóãàõ èçâåñòåí êàê "Ñóïåð-áîìæ".
Óìååò: ðóãàòüñÿ, ïëåâàòüñÿ, äðûãàòü íîãàìè
Ñïèò â ïîäúåçäå. Ïü¸ò íà âîêçàëå. Åñò â ìóñîðîïðîâîäå.
 ïîëíîëóíèå ñòó÷èò â áàòàðåè. Çâåíèò â äâåðè. Âûêðó÷èâàåò ëàìïî÷êè.
 ïðîøëîì ïðåóñïåâàþùèé ìàãíàò íåäâèæèìîñòè. Ñåãîäíÿ - æåðòâà êðèçèñà.
Óÿçâèìîñòü: ëèøåíèå îáæèòîãî ìåñòà. Ïîäíÿòèå ââåðõ.  ñëó÷àå ïîïàäàíèÿ â ãíåçäî ñòàíîâèòñÿ "ãíåçäîâûì".

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ß íàêîíåö-òî ïîíÿë, êàê ÿ îòíîøóñü ê Áîãó. ß íå óòâåðæäàþ, ÷òî îí åñòü, ÿ íå çíàþ, åñòü ëè îí, ÌÍÅ ÏÐÎÑÒÎ ÏÎÔÈÃ, åñòü îí èëè íåò.

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ÒÀÁÓÐÅÒ
Ðåøèë ñäåëàòü ñåáå òàáóðåò. Íó, çàõîòåëîñü. Âûøåë âî äâîð, ñåë ñåáå â òåí¸÷êå. Ðóáàíîê, ïèëà, ìîëîòîê, âñ¸ ïîä ðóêîé. Ñèæó, ìàñòåðþ, íèêîãî íå òðîãàþ. Äóìàþ, æåíà äîìîé ïðèä¸ò – ïîõâàëèò, ïîöåëóåò, ðþìî÷êó íàëü¸ò. Íàñâèñòûâàþ ïåñåíêó, ïèâî ðÿäîì ñòîèò. Êðàñîòà.
Ïîäîø¸ë ñîñåä. Ïîñòîÿë, ïîñìîòðåë, ïîäñêàçàë, êàê ëó÷øå ïåðåïîíî÷êè ìåæäó íîæêàìè ñîåäèíèòü. Ñïàñèáî, ãîâîðþ, è ïðàâäà òàê ëó÷øå. Êðåï÷å äåðæèòñÿ. Ïîäîø¸ë äðóãîé ñîñåä:
- Äåëàòü òåáå íå÷åãî, òàáóðåòû ëåïèòü. Ïîøëè áóõàòü.
- Íåò, - ãîâîðþ, - íóæíî äîäåëàòü. Íå áðîñàòü æå íà ïîëîâèíå.
- Íó, êàê õî÷åøü. – Ñâàëèë. Àëêàø. ×òî ñ íåãî âçÿòü.
Ïòè÷êè ùåáå÷óò, öâåòû â ïîëèñàäíèêå ïàõíóò. ×óâñòâóþ ñåáÿ òàê, áóäòî, íå òàáóðåò ñòðîãàþ, à âñåëåííóþ.
Ïðîõîäèò ìèìî êàêàÿ-òîìàëîëåòêà, áëîíäèíêà. Îñòàíîâèëàñü, ïîñìîòðåëà êîðîâüèìè çåíüêàìè è ãîâîðèò:
- Ãîâíî ó òåáÿ, à íå òàáóðåòêà. – È ñòîèò, ñìîòðèò âûæèäàòåëüíî.
- Òåáå íå âñ¸ ðàâíî, - ãîâîðþ, - èäè êóäà øëà.
- À ÷òî ýòî òû ìåíÿ ãîíèøü?
- Äà íè÷åãî, òàáóðåò, êàê òàáóðåò. Ïî÷åìó ãîâíî ?
- À âîò ÿ çíàþ ìàñòåðà òàáóðåòî÷íûõ äåë, Ìàíäåëüøòàì çîâóò, òàê îí òàáóðåòêè äåëàåò – ïðîñòî çàãëÿäåíüå.
Íåò, äóìàþ, òû ìíå íàñòðîåíèå íå èñïîðòèøü. Ìîë÷ó.
- Íå òàáóðåòêà, à ôèãíÿ êàêàÿ-òî ó òåáÿ, - íå óíèìàåòñÿ, - ìíå íå íðàâèòñÿ.
- Òû õîòü ðàç ìîëîòîê â ðóêàõ äåðæàëà? – ñïðàøèâàþ.
- Íåò, ìíå ýòî è íå íóæíî. Äëÿ òîãî, ÷òîáû ðàçáèðàòüñÿ â òàáóðåòàõ, íå îáÿçàòåëüíî óìåòü èõ äåëàòü.
- Íó, è ëàäíî, - ãîâîðþ, - ïèâî áóäåøü?
 äðóãîé äåíü ñðàçó áû ïîñëàë, à ñåãîäíÿ íàñòðîåíèå õîðîøåå.
- À ÷òî ýòî òû òóò ôàìèëüÿðíè÷àåøü, ïèâîì ìåíÿ óãîùàòü âçäóìàë. Ïîäðàñòè ñíà÷àëà.
- Íó è ïîøëà..., ïîøëà, êîðî÷å, - ãîâîðþ. Íå çëî ãîâîðþ, âåñåëî òàê.
Âäðóã ïîäñêàêèâàåò êî ìíå åù¸ îäíà ìàäàì è ñðàçó íàõðàïîì:
- À ÷òî ýòî òû òàê ñ äåâóøêàìè? ×òî-òî òû, äÿäÿ, íå àäåêâàòíûé êàêîé-òî. Óæå è ïîêðèòèêîâàòü òåáÿ íåëüçÿ. Èøü, íàø¸ëñÿ òóò ãåíèé òàáóðåòî÷íûé, à ó ñàìîãî ãâîçäü âîí, âáèò íå ïîä òåì óãëîì è êëåé, âîí ïîò¸ê.
- Òåáå íå îäèí õðåí? - Ñïðàøèâàþ.
- Íåò, ðàç âûøåë íà óëèöó ñ òàáóðåòîì, òàê áóäü äîáð.
- Ìàäàì, ãîâîðþ, ÿ òåáÿ òðîãàë?
Òóò íàðîä íà øóì íà÷àë ïîäòÿãèâàòüñÿ.
- Áèáëèÿ íå ðàçðåøàåò ïî ñóááîòàì òàáóðåòû äåëàòü. Òû îñêîðáëÿåøü íàøè ðåëèãèîçíûå ÷óâñòâà!
- À ÿ íå âåðóþùèé.
- Àõ, òû åù¸ è â Áîãà íå âåðèøü! Ñêîòèíà òû è òàáóðåò òâîé, ïîýòîìó íèêóäà íå ãîäíûé.
- Òàáóðåò ìàëîöåíåí, íàåçä ãðóá è îñêîðáèòåëåí, ïîïûòêà ñàðêàçìà íå óäàëàñü, àìèêîøîíñòâà íå ëþáëþ. Ïëîòíèê – íåðâíûé è êðèòèêó ïî÷åìó-òî íå ëþáèò. Òû ÷òî, ëþáèøü, ÷òîáû òåáÿ òîëüêî õâàëèëè? ßñíî, òàê è çàïèøåì. - øóìèò òîëïà.
- Òîâàðèùè, ÷òî âàì îò ìåíÿ íàäî? – Ñïðàøèâàþ.
- Ñòîëÿðà íà ìûëî!!! Òàáóðåò ñëîìàòü!!! Óðîä íåàäåêâàòíûé!!! – âñå êðè÷àò, ñëþíîé áðûçæóò. Íåêîòîðûå ñ óõìûëî÷êîé íàáëþäàþò â ñòîðîíå, ÷åì æå çàêîí÷èòñÿ, ïîäíà÷èâàþò: àòó åãî, àòó.
È òóò æåíà ïîäõîäèò. ×åðåç òîëïó ïðîòîëêàëàñü
- Íó, òû äà¸øü, âîò ýòî òàáóðåò!!! Ìíå íðàâèòñÿ!
Çàáðàëè ìû ñòóë, èíñòðóìåíòû è ïîøëè äîìîé.
À òîëïà? À ÷òî òîëïà. Æàëêî ìíå èõ, òðóäíî èì ñî ñâîåé æåë÷üþ æèòü, ñëþíîîòäåëåíèå îáèëüíîå, âîò è ïëþþòñÿ íà âñ¸, ÷òî âèäÿò. Õîòÿò ïîêàçàòüñÿ óìíûìè, ïóñòü ïîðèñóþòñÿ, ìíå æàëêî, ÷òî-ëè? À íà òàáóðåòå äî ñèõ ïîð ñèäèì.

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Ïÿòíèöà, 06 Íîÿáðÿ 2009 ã. 19:37 + â öèòàòíèê
Ïîøóòèì î Áîãå
--Òâîðåíèå--
Áîã ñîçäàë ÷åëîâåêà è æåíùèíó...
Ïî-âèäèìîìó, Áîã ñîçäàë æåíùèíó ïîçäíåå ïîòîìó, ÷òî íå çàõîòåë ñëóøàòü ñîâåòîâ ïpè ñîçäàíèè ìóæ÷èíû.
Áîã ñîçäàë ìóæ÷èíó ðàíüøå æåíùèíû, ÷òî áû ó òîãî áûëî âðåìÿ îáäóìàòü åå ïåðâûé âîïðîñ.
Áîã ñîçäàë ìóæ÷èíó, à ïîòîì ðåøèë, ÷òî îí ñïîñîáåí íà áîëüøåå è ñîçäàë æåíùèíó.
Ñíà÷àëà Áîã ñîçäàë Çåìëþ. Îòäîõíóë. Çàòåì Áîã ñîçäàë Ìóæ÷èíó. Îòäîõíóë. Çàòåì Áîã ñîçäàë Æåíùèíó. Áîëüøå íè Áîã íè Ìóæ÷èíà íå îòäûõàëè...
"Âîîáùå-òî ÿ óìåþ ëó÷øå", - ñêàçàë Áîã, ïîñëå òîãî êàê ñîçäàë ÷åëîâåêà.
×åëîâåê áûë ñîçäàí â ïîñëåäíèé äåíü òîâîpåíèÿ, êîãäà ÁÎà óæå óòîìèëñÿ.
Áîã ñîçäàë ìóæ÷èíó òîëüêî ïîòîìó, ÷òî âèáðàòîðîì íåóäîáíî êîñèòü ãàçîíû.
Áîã ñîçäàë æåíùèíó êðàñèâîé ÷òîá åå ìîã ëþáèòü ìóæ÷èíà è ãëóïîé ÷òîá îíà ìîãëà ëþáèòü ìóæ÷èíó.
Áîã ñîçäàë ÷åëîâåêà, íî íå ñîçäàë ê íåìó çàïàñíûõ ÷àñòåé.
Áîã ñîçäàë ÷åëîâåêà, ïîòîìó ÷òî pàçî÷àpîâàëñÿ â îáåçüÿíå. Ïîñëå ýòîãî îí îòêàçàëñÿ îò äàëüíåéøèõ ýêñïåpèìåíòîâ. (Ìàpê Òâåí)
Óâèäåë Áîã òàêèå íîãè è ïðèäóìàë êîëåñî.
Áîãó óãîäíî ÷òî-áû ÷åëîâåê áîëüøå ñëóøàë, ÷åì ãîâîðèë èáî îí äàë ÷åëîâåêó äâîå óøåé, íî îäèí ðîò.
Êîãäà Áîã ñîçäàë âðåìÿ, îí ñîçäàë åãî ñëèøêîì ìàëî. (èðëàíäöû)
Áîã ñîòâîðèë ÷åëîâåêà ïî ñâîåìó îáðàçó è ïîäîáèþ, à ÷åëîâåê îòïëàòèë åìó òåì æå.
--Âåðà--
Âåpèëè áû âû â áîãà, åñëè áû íèêòî âàì íå ñêàçàë ÷òî îí åñòü?
ìû ñäåëàëè Áîãà ÷åëîâåêîì. è òîëüêî ïîñëå ýòîãî íàó÷èëèñü â íåãî âåðèòü.
Îäíîãî ìóäpåöà ñïpîñèëè, âåpèò ëè îí â Áîãà. Îí îòâåòèë: "Êàê æå ìíå íå âåpèòü, êîãäà êpóãîì ñòîëüêî îáèæåííûõ Áîãîì."
Î, åñëè áû êàêîé-íèáóäü áîã ñêàçàë: "Âåðüòå ìíå!", à íå: "Âåðüòå â ìåíÿ!"
Âåðóþùèé ëè ÿ? Ýòî îäíîìó Áîãó èçâåñòíî.
×åì ñòàíîâèòñÿ äüÿâîë, êîãäà ïåðåñòàåò âåðèòü â áîãà?
Èíîãäa äüÿâîë èñêyøaåò ìåíÿ ïîâåpèòü â áîãa.
 ñâîáîäíîå îò pàáîòû âpåìÿ âåpèë â áîãà.
"Áîã åñòü, íî ÿ â íåãî íå âåðþ"
Âåpû, êàê òàêîâîé, ìû íå óòpàòèëè; ìû ëèøü ïåpåíåñëè å¸ ñ Áîãà íà ïpîôåññèþ ìåäèêà (Áåpíàpä Øîó)
Ãîäà pàáîòû íàä èñêyññòâåííûì èíòåëëåêòîì äîñòàòî÷íî, ÷òîáû ïîâåpèòü â Áîãà.
Ãîñïîäè! ß áîëüøå íèêîãäà íå áyäy! Ïîìîãè ìíå ïîêà ÿ åñòü.
--Ìîëèòâà--
Ïî÷åìó, êîãäà òû ðàçãîâàðèâàåøü ñ Áîãîì - ýòî íàçâàíî ìîëèòâîé, à êîãäà Áîã ñ òîáîé - øèçîôðåíèåé?
Äðåâíÿÿ ìóäðîñòü ñîâåòóåò ìóæ÷èíå êàæäîå óòðî â ìîëèòâå áëàãîäàðèòü Áîãà çà òî,÷òî òîò íå ñîçäàë åãî æåíùèíîé.
Áîã åñòü, íî ýòî åùå íå ïîâîä ìîëèòüñÿ.
Ïðîñòè, Ãîñïîäè, èáî íå ïüåì ìû, à ëå÷èìñÿ. Ïðàâäà íå ÷àéíîé ëîæêîé, à ÷àéíûì ñòàêàíîì, äà è íå ÷åðåç äåíü, à êàæäûé äåíü. Äà ïóñòü ðàçîëüåòñÿ ëåêàðñòâî áîãîóãîäíîå ïî âñåé ïåðèôåðèè òåëåñíîé. Èçûäè, íå÷èñòàÿ ñèëà, îñòàíüñÿ ÷èñòûé ñïèðò! Àìèíü!
Îáðàùàéñÿ âñåãäà ê ÷óæèì áîãàì. Óæ îíè âûñëóøàþò âíå î÷åðåäè.
"Äàé áîã, ÷åðò âîçüìè!".
Ñåëüñêèé ïîï ìîëèòñÿ Áîãó:
- Áîæå, íó ïî÷åìó òû òàê íåñïðàâåäëèâ! ß òâîé ñëóãà, âîçäàþ òåáå ìîëèòâû äåííî è íîùíî è æèâó â áåäíîñòè, à ýòè áåçáîæíèêè ïîíàñòðîèëè òóò âèëë è äà÷ è æèâóò, êóïàÿñü â ðîñêîøè! Ïî÷åìó, Áîæå....!?
Ãîëîñ ñ íåáà:
- Ïîòîìó, ÷òî îíè ìåíÿ íå äîñòàþò...
--×òî äàë íàì Áîã?--
Îäíèì áîã äàë óì, à äðóãèì ñêðîìíîñòü â óòåøåíèå.
Êàê-òî ðàç ó Áîãà ñïðîñèëè, çà÷åì îí äàë ÷åëîâåêó ÿçûê. Hà ÷òî Âñåâûøíèé îòâåòèë: "×òîáû åãî óêîðîòèòü â ñëó÷àå íåîáõîäèìîñòè".
Áîã äàë äåíü íà âûïèâêó. Hèêòî íå çíàåò, ÷òî ýòî çà äåíü. Òàê áóäåì æå ïèòü åæåäíåâíî, ÷òîáû íå ïðîïóñòèòü ýòîò äåíü!
Áîã äàë íàì ðàçóì äëÿ ðåøåíèå ïðîáëåì. Ìû æå èì èõ åùå è ñîçäàåì.
Êàê-òî ðàç ó Áîãà ñïðîñèëè, çà÷åì îí äàë ÷åëîâåêó ÿçûê.Hà ÷òî Âñåâûøíèé îòâåòèë: "×òîáû åãî óêîðîòèòü â ñëó÷àå íåîáõîäèìîñòè".
--Ê ÷åëîâåêó--
Íå òâîðèòå ñåáå áîãîâ ïî ñâîåìó îáðàçó è ïîäîáèþ.
Ñîçäàâàéòå ëåãåíäû î ñåáå. Áîãè íà÷èíàëè ñ òîãî æå.
Íå âñå ñðàçó áîãàìè ñòàíîâèëèñü.
Íàøè ìàòåìàòè÷åñêèå çàòðóäíåíèÿ Áîãà íå áåñïîêîÿò. Îí èíòåãðèðóåò ýìïèðè÷åñêè.
Âñå ìû àòåèñòû â îòíîøåíèè ÷óæèõ áîãîâ.
Íå âåðüòå ïðåäñêàçàòåëÿì, Áîãó ñàìîìó èíòåðåñíî, ÷åì âñå ýòî êîí÷èòñÿ.
Ëþäè äîëæíû çíàòü: â òåàòpå æèçíè òîëüêî Áîãó è àíãåëàì ïîçâîëèòåëüíî áûòü çpèòåëÿìè.
Äà áóäåò æèçíü òâîÿ èñòî÷íèêîì âåñåëüÿ äëÿ áîãîâ,
--È âñå æå...--
"Ðàäè Áîãà!" - óïpàøèâàëà áåäíàÿ Ìàpèÿ ìóæà ñâîåãî Èîñèôà.
×åì áëèæå ê Áîãó - äàëüøå îò íåãî...
Ïîñëå ìåíÿ õîòü ïîòîï (Ñ)áîã.
Åñëè áû Áîã ñíîâà ïóñòèë íàñ íàãèìè â ðàé, íàøà íàãîòà ïîðàçèëà áû íàñ ñîâåðøåííî íå ìîäíûì óæå ôàñîíîì.
Êîãäà íåò íè÷åãî ñâÿòîãî, òî è ÷åëîâåê ìîæåò ñòàòü áîãîì.
Âåñü ìèð äóðäîì, à Áîã â íåì - ãëàâíûé ïñèõèàòð.
Âîðîíó Áîã ïîñëàë... Îíà íå ïðèçåìëÿëàñü...
Áîã íàêàçûâàåò âðó÷íóþ!
Áîã âûäóìàë ñîí, à Äüÿâîë áóäèëüíèê.
Òàéíàÿ ìûñëü àòåèñòà: "Êàê æèòü áåç áîãà?"
Óäèâèòåëüíî âåëè÷èå ïîçíàíèÿ Áîãà: ÷åì áîëüøå ïîçíà¸øü, òåì ìåíüøå ïîíèìàåøü.
Ïpîäàì ïî ïîëäyøè Áîãy è Äüÿâîëy...
È àìåáà ñêàçàëà, ÷òî Áîã âåëåë äåëèòüñÿ...
Ïðîáëåìà áûòèÿ áîãà -- åãî ñîáñòâåííàÿ ïðîáëåìà
Áîã õî÷åò òîãî, ÷åãî õî÷åò æåíùèíà, ñëåäîâàòåëüíî Áîã õî÷åò öâåòû, äóõè è çàìóæ (ñ)ÊÂH

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Ìîíñòðû ñäåëàëè ìíå âåëèêîëåïíåéøèé ïîäàðîê. Òî, ÷òî ìíå íóæíî. Òåïåðü ó ìåíÿ íå îñòà¸òñÿ äðóãîãî âàðèàíòà, êàê ñòàòü âåëèêèì è áîãàòûì)))
Ñëàâèê, Òàíÿ, ñïàñèáî îãðîìíîå. Íîðà Ãàëü ñòîèò ñîòíè ó÷åáíèêîâ. Äàæå å¸ ïåðåïèñêà ÷èòàåòñÿ âçàõë¸á.
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Ê îõðàíå ó ìåíÿ íå áûëî íèêàêèõ ïðåòåíçèé, ïîýòîìó ÿ îáîø¸ëñÿ ñ íèìè äåëèêàòíî. Ñëîìàííûé íîñ ó îäíîãî, âûâèõ ïëå÷à ó äðóãîãî è ë¸ãêîå ñîòðÿñåíèå ìîçãà ó òðåòüåãî. ×åòâ¸ðòûé, âûïóñòèâ â ìåíÿ âñþ îáîéìó, áðîñèëñÿ íàóò¸ê, óâèäåâ, êàê îò ìåíÿ îòñêàêèâàþò ïóëè. Äâåðü â êàáèíåò ÿ ñîðâàë ñ ïåòåëü óäàðîì íîãè.
- Ïðèâåò, - ÿ íàïðàâèë ïèñòîëåò íà êðåïêîãî áîðîäàòîãî ìóæ÷èíó ñ ïîâÿçêîé íà ãëàçó, ñèäåâøåãî çà îãðîìíûì ñòîëîì â êðåñëå, áîëüøå ïîõîæåì íà òðîí.
Íà óäèâëåíèå, îí äàæå íå ïîäàë âèäó, ÷òî èñïóãàëñÿ èëè óäèâèëñÿ ìîåìó ïîÿâëåíèþ.
- ×åì îáÿçàí? – ñïðîñèë îí, îòêèíóâøèñü íà ñïèíêó êðåñëà è ïîëîæèâ ðóêè íà ïîäëîêîòíèêè. Îáû÷íî íàïðàâëåííîå äóëî ïèñòîëåòà äåéñòâîâàëî íà æåðòâó, êàê óäàâ íà êðîëèêà – ïðèêîâûâàëî âçãëÿä è ââîäèëî â ñòóïîð. Íî íå íà ýòîãî êëèåíòà. Îí ñìîòðåë íà ìåíÿ, êàê íà ïðîñèòåëÿ èëè ïîä÷èí¸ííîãî. Íó ÷òî æ, òåì ïðèÿòíåå áóäåò óáèòü åãî, ñòåðåâ ñ ëèöà ñïåñü.
- Îäèíöîâ? – ñïðîñèë ÿ íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé, õîòÿ çíàë, ÷òî îí èìåííî òîò, ê êîìó ÿ ïðèø¸ë.
- Ïðèñàæèâàéòåñü. Êîôå, ÷àé? Ìîæåò, êîíüÿê?
- Òû ÷òî, òàêîé êðóòîé? – ÿ ïîäîø¸ë áëèæå, íàñêîëüêî ïîçâîëÿëà øèðèíà ñòîëà, ïî÷òè óïåðåâ åìó â ëîá äóëî.
- Ñûíîê, êòî òåáÿ ïðèñëàë?
ß äàâíî áû çàâàëèë áû åãî, åñëè áû óâèäåë â ãëàçàõ õîòü íàì¸ê íà ñòðàõ. Íî ñ ýòèì çàõîòåëîñü ïîèãðàòü. ß çàñòàâëþ åãî áîÿòüñÿ. Ýòî ìîÿ ðàáîòà, â ýòîì âåñü ÿ.
- Òåáå ïðèâåò îò Áîðèñà Îëåãîâè÷à.
- Ëþáîïûòíî, - ëåãêàÿ óëûáêà ñêîëüçíóëà íà åãî ãóáàõ. – Òû óâåðåí, ÷òî íåò íèêàêîé îøèáêè?
- Ó íàñ íå áûâàåò îøèáîê.
- Îí ëè÷íî òåáÿ ïðèñëàë?
- Ëè÷íî, - ñîâðàë ÿ. Êàêàÿ ðàçíèöà. Ìíå äàëè çàêàç â åãî êàíöåëÿðèè, à ýòî çíà÷èò, ÷òî îøèáêè áûòü íå ìîãëî.
- Íó, òîãäà ïîçâîëü ìíå óçíàòü, â ÷¸ì ìîÿ âèíà. Èìåþ ïðàâî.
Äà, îí èìåë ïðàâî çíàòü è ÿ íå ìîã åìó îòêàçàòü, õîòÿ îáû÷íî íå öåðåìîíèëñÿ, ïóñêàë ïóëþ â ãîëîâó è óõîäèë, áåç âñÿêèõ îáúÿñíåíèé. Âñ¸ ðàâíî ïîòîì èì âñ¸ îáúÿñíÿò. ß äîñòàë èç êàðìàíà äæèíñîâ ñëîæåííóþ â÷åòâåðî ìÿòóþ áóìàãó, ðàçâåðíóë.
- Èòàê, òû äîëæåí áûë óìåðåòü åù¸ òðè ãîäà íàçàä, êîãäà ñîáèðàëñÿ ëåòåòü â Îñëî. Ñàìîë¸ò ðàçáèëñÿ, íî òû ìèðíî ïèë âèñêè â àýðîïîðòó. Ïåðåäóìàë ëåòåòü. Ïðåä÷óâñòâèå? Äàëüøå, áûëî ïîêóøåíèå. Òðè âûñòðåëà è íè îäíà íå ïîïàëà â öåëü. Ñòðàííî. Çàòåì, ÷óäåñíîå âûçäîðîâëåíèå îò ðàêà. Êèðïè÷, óïàâøèé ñ êðûøè, ïðèçåìëèëñÿ â ñàíòèìåòðàõ îò òåáÿ, íå ïðè÷èíèâ âðåäà. Àâòîìîáèëü, êîòîðûé äîëæåí áûë òåáÿ ñáèòü, âíåçàïíî ñëîìàëñÿ. Ïðèøëîñü ïîñûëàòü ìåíÿ. ×òîá íàâåðíÿêà.
ß áðîñèë åìó íà ñòîë áóìàãó, íî îí äàæå íå âçãëÿíóë íà íå¸.
- Òû çàèãðàëñÿ! – Îò ìîåãî ãîëîñà âçîðâàëèñü áóòûëêè â áàðå, ïàðêåò ïîäî ìíîé çàäûìèëñÿ, êðûëüÿ âûðâàëèñü èç-ïîä îäåæäû íàðóæó è ðàñêðûëèñü, èãðàÿ óãîëüíîé ÷åðíîòîé ïåðüåâ. – ß ïðèø¸ë âåðøèòü ñóä!
Íî Îäèíöîâ òîëüêî çàñìåÿëñÿ.
- Ñëóøàé, ïðåêðàòè ýòîò öèðê. Óáåðè ñâî¸ ñìåøíîå îðóæèå è ïðåêðàòè êðèâëÿòüñÿ.
ß íå ïîâåðèë ñâîèì óøàì. Ëþäè îò îäíîãî ìîåãî âèäà ïàäàëè çàìåðòâî, à ýòîò ñèäèò è íàñìåõàåòñÿ. Íó ÷òî æ, õâàòèò ñ ìåíÿ. ß íàæàë íà êóðîê. Ñåìü ðàç. Ñåìü ãèëüç ãëóõî óïàëè íà ïîë, ñåìü âñïûøåê îçàðèëè êîìíàòó, ñåìü ïóëü âûðâàëèñü íà ñâîáîäó, æåëàÿ ïëîòè.
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ß ïðèø¸ë â ñåáÿ îò áîëè. Äî ýòîãî ÿ íå çíàë, ÷òî òàêîå áîëü. Íèêîãäà. Ìíå êàçàëîñü, ÷òî ýòî ñëîâî ïðèäóìàëè ëþäè, ÷òîáû æàëåòü ñåáÿ. Íî ñåé÷àñ ÿ ïîíÿë, ÷òî ýòî òàêîå íà ñàìîì äåëå. Íå ñàìîå ïðèÿòíîå îùóùåíèå. Îòêðûâ ãëàçà, óâèäåë ñòîÿùèõ íàäî ìíîé ìóæ÷èí. Îäèí, â áåëîé ðóáàøêå ñ çàêàòàííûìè ðóêàâàìè, íàïîìèíàë ãîðó. Îãðîìíûé, ñ ãðóäîé ìûøö è êóëàêàìè, ïîõîæèìè íà áóëûæíèêè.  ðóêå îí äåðæàë óâåñèñòûé ìîëîò. Äðóãîé, õîòü è ïîìåíüøå ðîñòîì, íî ñî âçãëÿäîì ñàäèñòà. Îí óõìûëÿëñÿ, äåðæà âî ðòó, ñëîâíî ñîëîìèíêó, ïåðî èç ìîåãî êðûëà.
- Áîññ, îí î÷íóëñÿ. – Ñêàçàë ãèãàíò ñ ìîëîòîì.
- Õîðîøî, Òîð, ïîñàäèòå åãî íà ñòóë.
Ìåíÿ ñõâàòèëè ïîäìûøêè è ãðóáî óñàäèëè íà òàáóðåò ïîñðåäè êîìíàòû. Îäèíöîâ òàê è ñèäåë íà ñâî¸ì òðîíå, åõèäíî óëûáàÿñü è óñòàâèâøèñü íà ìåíÿ åäèíñòâåííûì ãëàçîì.
- Íó, è ÷òî ñ òîáîé äåëàòü?
ß ïðîìîë÷àë, òàê êàê íèêîãäà íå ïîïàäàë â ïîäîáíûå ñèòóàöèè è äàæå íå ïðåäïîëàãàë, ÷òî ýòî âîçìîæíî. ß ïðîñòî íå çíàë, êàê ñåáÿ âåñòè.
- Òû õåðóâèì?
ß êèâíóë.
- Êòî òåáå âûäàë çàêàç?
- Â êàíöåëÿðèè.
- ß ïîçâîíèë Áîðèñó Îëåãîâè÷ó. Îí æóòêî èçâèíÿëñÿ è îáåùàë ðàçîáðàòüñÿ ñ âàøèìè áþðîêðàòàìè. Òû çíàåøü, êòî ÿ?
- Óæå çíàþ, òû Îäèí.
- Òû çíàë ýòî, êîãäà ñþäà ø¸ë?
- Ïîíÿòèÿ íå èìåë. Êëÿíóñü.
Êàê òàêîå ìîãëî ïðîèçîéòè, ÷òî ìåíÿ ïîñëàëè íà ëèêâèäàöèþ áîãà? Áîãè âñåõ äðåâíèõ ïàíòåîíîâ, îòîéäÿ îò äåë, ìèðíî ñóùåñòâîâàëè ìåæäó ëþäåé. Îäíè áûëè óñïåøíûìè áèçíåñìåíàìè, êàê Îäèí, äðóãèå ñòàëè âåëèêèìè ìóçûêàíòàìè, ïèñàòåëÿìè è õóäîæíèêàìè. Êòî-òî ïðîñòî íàñëàæäàëñÿ æèçíüþ. Áîðèñ Îëåãîâè÷ áëàãîñêëîííî îòíîñèëñÿ ê íèì, ïîíèìàÿ, ÷òî êîãäà-òî è åìó ïðèä¸òñÿ îòïðàâèòüñÿ íà ïîêîé. Ñ íåêîòîðûìè îí äàæå ïîääåðæèâàë îòíîøåíèÿ íà óðîâíå ñûãðàòü ïàðòèþ â áèëüÿðä èëè ïðîïóñòèòü ïàðó áîêàëîâ ïèâà â ñóááîòó â êàêîé-íèáóäü çàáåãàëîâêå. È ïîíÿòíîå äåëî, îá óíè÷òîæåíèè êîãî-ëèáî èç íèõ íå ìîãëî áûòü è ðå÷è. À åñëè áû ýòî è ïðîèçîøëî, òî íèêàêîìó õåðóâèìó íå ïîä ñèëó òÿãàòüñÿ ñ äàæå ñàìûì ìåëêèì áîæêîì. Íå òîò óðîâåíü.
- Õîðîøî, ÿ òåáÿ ïðîùàþ. Ðàáîòà åñòü ðàáîòà. Ëîêè, ïðèíåñè ãîñòþ îäåæäó ïîïðèëè÷íåå, à òî âû ýòó ïîäïîðòèëè.
- Äà, áîññ. – Ëîêêè óø¸ë, âñ¸ åù¸ æóÿ ïåðî.
- À ÿ áû íà òâî¸ì ìåñòå ïîñòàâèë âîïðîñ î áþðîêðàòèè â âàøåé êàíöåëÿðèè. Íóæíî õîòÿ áû çàãëÿäûâàòü â áóìàãè, êîãäà îòäà¸øü òàêèå ïðèêàçû.
ß íå òîëüêî ïîñòàâëþ âîïðîñ, äóìàë ÿ. ß óñòðîþ èì òàêîé ðàçíîñ. ß èì, ãàäàì, òàêèõ ëþëåé íàâåøàþ, íå áóäü ÿ àíãåë ñìåðòè.
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die


1950s

o Sinatra, Frank – In the Wee Small Hours
o Presley, Elvis – Elvis Presley (1956)
o Louvin Brothers – Tragic Songs of Life
o Prima, Louis – Wildest
o Domino, Fats – This is Fats
o Ellington, Duke – At Newport (1956)
o Sinatra, Frank – Songs for Swingin’ Lovers!
o Crickets – Chirping…
o Basie, Count – Atomic Mr Basie
o Monk, Thelonious – Brilliant Corners
o Sabu' [Marti'nez] – Palo Congo
o Davis, Miles – Birth of the Cool
o Machito – Kenya
o Little Richard – Here’s…
o Puente, Tito & His Orchestra – Dance Mania (1958)
o Holiday, Billie – Lady in Satin
o Elliott, Jack – Jack Takes the Floor
o Vaughan, Sarah – At Mister Kelly’s
o Fitzgerald, Ella – Sings the Gershwin Song Book
o Charles, Ray – Genius of… (1959)
o Davis, Miles – Kind of Blue
o Robbins, Marty – Gunfighter Ballads & Trail Songs
o Brubeck, Dave – Time Out

1960s

o Baez, Joan – Joan Baez (1960)
o Presley, Elvis – Elvis is Back!
o Makeba, Miriam – Miriam Makeba (1960)
o Everly Brothers – A Date with the…
o Smith, Jimmy – Back at the Chicken Shack
o Muddy Waters – At Newport
o Evans, Bill – Sunday at the Village Vanguard
o Charles, Ray - Modern Sounds in Country & Western Music
o Booker T & the MGs – Green Onions
o Getz, Stan & Charlie Byrd – Jazz Samba
o Price, Ray – Night Life
o Beatles – With the…
o Dylan, Bob – Freewheelin’…
o Spector, Phil & Various Artists – A Christmas Gift for You
o Cooke, Sam – Live at the Harlem Square
o Mingus, Charles – Black Saint & the Sinner Lady
o Brown, James – Live at the Apollo (1963)
o Getz, Stan & Joa~o Gilberto – Getz/Gilberto
o Beatles – A Hard Day’s Night
o Brel, Jacques – Olympia 64
o Burke, Solomon – Rock ‘n’ Soul
o Springfield, Dusty - A Girl Called Dusty
o Rolling Stones – Rolling Stones (1st Album)
o Owens, Buck – I’ve Got a Tiger by the Tail
o Lewis, Jerry Lee – Live at the Star Club, Hamburg
o Sonics – Here Are the…
o Dylan, Bob – Bringing it All Back Home
o Redding, Otis – Otis Blue… Sings Soul
o Beach Boys – Today!
o Coltrane, John – A Love Supreme
o King, B.B. – Live at the Regal
o Beatles – Rubber Soul
o Jansch, Bert – Bert Jansch (1st Album)
o Byrds, Mr Tambourine Man
o Dylan, Bob – Highway 61 Revisited
o Who – My Generation
o Beatles – Revolver
o Beach Boys – Pet Sounds
o Neil, Fred – Fred Neil (1st Album)
o Byrds – Fifth Dimension
o Dylan, Bob – Blonde on Blonde
o Monks – Black Monk Time
o Kinks – Face to Face
o Mamas & the Papas – If You Can Believe Your Eyes & Ears
o Revere, Paul & the Raiders – Midnight Ride
o Mothers of Invention – Freak Out!
o Rolling Stones – Aftermath
o Simon & Garfunkel – Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme
o 13th Floor Elevators – Psychedelic Sounds of the…
o John Mayall’s Blues Breakers – With Eric Clapton
o Yardbirds – Yardbirds [aka Roger the Engineer] (1st Album)
o Simone, Nina – Wild is the Wind
o Gilberto, Astrud – Beach Samba
o Nico – Chelsea Girl
o Beatles – Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
o Country Joe & the Fish – Electric Music for the Mind & Body
o Buffalo Springfield – Again
o Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Safe as Milk
o Moby Grape – Moby Grape (1st Album)
o Love – Da Capo
o Beau Brummels – Triangle
o Monkees – Headquarters
o Buckley, Tim – Goodbye & Hello
o Love – Forever Changes
o Cream – Disraeli Gears
o Pink Floyd – Piper at the Gates of Dawn
o Who – Sell Out
o Velvet Underground - & Nico
o Sinatra, Frank - Frank Albert Sinatra & Antonio Carlos Jobim
o Doors – Doors (1st Album)
o Young Rascals – Groovin’
o Jefferson Airplane – Surrealistic Pillow
o Kinks – Something Else by the…
o Donovan – Sunshine Superman
o Haggard, Merle – I’m a Lonesome Fugitive
o Hendrix, Jimi – Are You Experienced
o Electric Prunes – I Had too Much to Dream (Last Night)
o Lynn, Loretta – Don’t Come Home a Drinkin’ (With Lovin’ on Your Mind)
o Sharma, Shivkumar / Brij Bushan Kabra / Hariprasad Chaurasia – Call of the Valley
o Velvet Underground – White Light/White Heat
o Hendrix, Jimi – Axis: Bold as Love
o Franklin, Aretha – I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
o Rolling Stones – Beggars Banquet
o Traffic – Traffic (2nd Album)
o Incredible String Band – Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter
o Kinks – Village Green Preservation Society
o Shankar, Ravi – Sounds of India (1968)
o Mutantes, os – Mutantes, os (1st Album)
o Hendrix, Jimi – Electric Ladyland
o Cohen, Leonard – Songs of…
o Cash, Johnny – At Folsom Prison
o Nyro, Laura – Eli & the Thirteenth Confession
o Franklin, Aretha – Lady Soul
o Blue Cheer – Vincebus Eruptum
o Byrds – Notorious Byrd Brothers
o Big Brother & the Holding Company – Cheap Thrills
o United States of America – United States of America
o Dr John – Gris Gris
o Iron Butterfly – In a Gadda da Vida
o Pretty Things – S.F. Sorrow
o Simon & Garfunkel – Bookends
o Small Faces – Ogdens’ Nut Gone Flake
o Band – Music from Big Pink
o Beck, Jeff – Truth
o Veloso, Caetano – Caetano Veloso (1968)
o Walker, Scott – Scott 2
o Zombies – Odessey & Oracle
o Morrison, Van – Astral Weeks
o Byrds – Sweetheart of the Rodeo
o Beatles – Beatles [aka White Album]
o Mothers of Invention – We’re Only in it for the Money
o Young, Neil – Everybody Knows This is Nowhere
o Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band – Trout Mask Replica
o Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bayou Country
o Crosby, Stills & Nash – Crosby, Stills & Nash
o Blood, Sweat & Tears - Blood, Sweat & Tears (2nd Album)
o Flying Burrito Brothers – Gilded Palace of Sin
o Cash, Johnny – At San Quentin
o Creedence Clearwater Revival – Green River
o Beatles – Abbey Road
o Who – Tommy
o Davis, Miles – In a Silent Way
o Bee Gees – Odessa
o Pentangle – Basket of Light
o Rolling Stones – Let it Bleed
o Drake, Nick – Five Leaves Left
o Springfield, Dusty – Dusty in Memphis
o Presley, Elvis – From Elvis in Memphis
o Velvet Underground – Velvet Underground (3rd Album)
o Quicksilver Messenger Service – Happy Trails
o Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin (1st Album)
o Band – Band (2nd Album)
o Led Zeppelin – II
o MC5 – Kick Out the Jams
o Temptations – Cloud Nine
o Sly & the Family Stone – Stand!
o Buckley, Tim – Happy Sad
o Chicago Transit Authority [Chicago] - Chicago Transit Authority (1969)
o Fairport Convention – Unhalfbricking
o Youngbloods – Elephant Mountain
o Hayes, Isaac – Hot Buttered Soul
o Grateful Dead – Live/Dead
o Kinks – Arthur: Or the Decline & Fall of the British Empire
o King Crimson – In the Court of the Crimson King
o Cohen, Leonard – Songs from a Room
o Fairport Convention – Liege & Lief
o Walker, Scott – Scott 4
o Stooges – Stooges (1st Album)
o Spence, Alexander ‘Skip’ – Oar
o Zappa, Frank – Hot Rats

1970s

o Creedence Clearwater Revival – Cosmo’s Factory
o Derek & the Dominos – Layla & Other Assorted Love Songs
o Davis, Miles – Bitches Brew
o Spirit – Twelve Dreams of Dr Sardonicus
o Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath (1st Album)
o Doors – Morrison Hotel
o Carpenters – Close to You
o Still, Stephen – Stephen Stills (1st Album)
o Lennon, John – Plastic Ono Band
o Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young – De'ja` vu
o Black Sabbath – Paranoid
o Young, Neil – After the Gold Rush
o Led Zeppelin – III
o Deep Purple – In Rock
o Morrison, Van – Moondance
o Grateful Dead – American Beauty
o Drake, Nick – Bryter Layter
o Shankar, Ananda – Ananda Shankar (1970)
o Who – Live at Leeds(1st Album)
o Soft Machine – Third
o Stewart, Rod – Gasoline Alley
o Harrison, George – All Things Must Pass
o Simon & Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water
o Stevens, Cat – Tea for the Tillerman
o Traffic – John Barleycorn Must Die
o Stooges – Fun House
o McCartney, Paul – McCartney (1970)
o Santana – Abraxas
o Barrett, Syd – Madcap Laughs
o Jethro Tull – Aqualung
o Crosby, David – If Only I Could Remember My Name
o Sly & the Family Stone – There’s a Riot Goin’ On
o Gaye, Marvin – What’s Going On
o Yes – Yes Album
o Bee Gees – Trafalgar
o Who – Who’s Next
o King, Carole – Tapestry
o Hayes, Isaac – Shaft: Music from the Soundtrack
o Allman Brothers – At Fillmore East
o Rolling Stones – Sticky Fingers
o Lennon, John – Imagine
o Beach Boys – Surf’s Up
o Yes – Fragile
o Doors – LA Woman
o Can – Tago Mago
o John, Elton – Madman Across the Water
o Parton, Dolly – Coat of Many Colors
o McLean, Don – American Pie
o Emerson, Lake & Palmer – Tarkus
o Led Zeppelin – IV [aka Untitled / aka Four Symbols]
o Gainsbourg, Serge – Histoire de Melody Nelson
o Stewart, Rod – Every Picture Tells a Story
o Emerson, Lake & Palmer – Pictures at an Exhibition
o Cohen, Leonard – Songs of Love & Hate
o Mitchell, Joni – Blue
o Funkadelic – Maggot Brain
o Joplin, Janis – Pearl
o Kuti, Fela - With Ginger Baker: Live!
o Faces – A Nod is as Good as a Wink… To a Blind Horse
o Flamin’ Groovies – Teenage Head
o Clark, Gene – White Light
o Prine, John – John Prine (1st Album)
o Nilsson, Harry – Nilsson Schmilsson
o T.Rex – Electric Warrior
o Bowie, David – Hunky Dory
o Newman, Randy – Sail Away
o Deep Purple – Machine Head
o Big Star – # 1 Record
o Black Sabbath – Vol 4
o Steely Dan – Can’t Buy a Thrill
o Young, Neil – Harvest
o Mayfield, Curtis – Superfly: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
o Slade – Slayed?
o Deep Purple – Made in Japan
o Yes – Close to the Edge
o Reed, Lou – Transformer
o Masekela, Hugh – Home is Where the Music Is
o Nascimento, Milton & Lo Borges – Clube da Esquina (1972)
o Rundgren, Todd – Something/Anything
o Nitty Gritty Dirt Band – Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
o Wonder, Stevie – Talking Book
o Still, Stephen – Manassas
o T.Rex – Slider
o Ackles, David – American Gothic
o Eagles – Eagles (1st Album)
o Buckley, Tim – Greetings from LA
o Drake, Nick – Pink Moon
o Simon, Paul – Paul Simon (1972)
o Roxy Music – Roxy Music (1st Album)
o Alice Cooper – School’s Out
o Temptations – All Directions
o Bowie, David – Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
o War – World is a Ghetto
o Green, Al – Let’s Stay Together
o Rolling Stones – Exile on Main St
o Lynyrd Skynyrd – Pronounced Leh-nerd Skin-nerd
o Incredible Bongo Band – Bongo Rock
o Bowie, David – Aladdin Sane
o King Crimson – Lark’s Tongues in Aspic
o Marley, Bob & the Wailers – Catch a Fire
o Hawkwind – Space Ritual
o Cale, John – Paris 1919
o Can – Future Days
o Reed, Lou – Berlin
o Genesis – Selling England by the Pound
o Gaye, Marvin – Let’s Get it On
o Martyn, John – Solid Air
o Roxy Music – For Your Pleasure
o Faust – IV
o Hancock, Herbie – Head Hunters
o Mott the Hoople – Mott
o Oldfield, Mike – Tubular Bells
o Rundgren, Todd – A Wizard, a True Star
o John, Elton – Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
o Steely Dan – Countdown to Ecstasy
o Jennings, Waylon – Honky Tonk Heroes
o Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
o Wonder, Stevie – Innervisions
o ZZ Top – Tres Hombres
o McCartney, Paul & Wings – Band on the Run
o Sensational Alex Harvey Band – Next
o Alice Cooper – Billion Dollar Babies
o Iggy & the Stooges – Raw Power
o Isley Brothers – 3 + 3
o New York Dolls – New York Dolls (1st Album)
o Eno, Brian – Here Come the Warm Jets
o Bad Company – Bad Company (1st Album)
o Genesis – Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
o Otis, Shuggie – Inspiration Information
o Wonder, Stevie – Fullfillingness’ First Finale
o Clapton, Eric – 461 Ocean Boulevard
o Kraftwerk – Autobahn
o Morrison, Van – It’s Too Late to Stop Now
o Mitchell, Joni – Court & Spark
o Queen – II
o Roxy Music – Country Life
o Tangerine Dream – Phaedra
o Sparks – Kimono My House
o Supertramp – Crime of the Century
o Thompson, Richard & Linda – I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight
o Scott-Heron, Gil & Brian Jackson – Winter in America
o Queen – Sheer Heart Attack
o 10cc – Sheet Music
o Young, Neil – On the Beach
o Jones, George – Grand Tour
o Clark, Gene – No Other
o Steely Dan – Pretzel Logic
o Newman, Randy – Good Old Boys
o Marley, Bob & the Wailers – Natty Dread
o Wyatt, Robert – Rock Bottom
o Parsons, Gram – Grievous Angel
o Eno, Brian – Another Green World
o Dictators – Go Girl Crazy!
o Neu! – ‘75
o Led Zeppelin – Physical Graffiti
o Jarrett, Keith – Ko"ln Concert
o Aerosmith – Toys in the Attic
o Bowie, David – Young Americans
o Burning Spear – Marcus Garvey
o Springsteen, Bruce – Born to Run
o Harris, Emmylou – Pieces of the Sky
o Dion – Born to Be With You
o Mitchell, Joni – Hissing of Summer Lawns
o Burman, Rahul Dev – Shalimar (Soundtrack)
o Young, Neil – Tonight’s the Night
o Dylan, Bob – Blood on the Tracks
o Smith, Patti – Horses
o Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here
o Queen – A Night at the Opera
o Nelson, Willie – Red Headed Stranger
o Earth, Wind & Fire – That’s the Way of the World
o Mayfield, Curtis – There’s No Place Like America Today
o Petty, Tom & the Heartbreakers - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (1st Album)
o Modern Lovers – Modern Lovers [Rec 1972, not released until 1976]
o Bowie, David – Station to Station
o Mitchell, Joni – Hejira
o Boston – Boston (1st Album)
o Eagles – Hotel California
o ABBA – Arrival
o Kiss – Destroyer
o Rush – 2112
o Ben, Jorge – A'frica Brasil
o Armatrading, Joan – Joan Armatrading (1st Album)
o Aerosmith – Rocks
o Parliament – Mothership Connection
o Penguin Cafe' Orchestra – Music from the Penguin Cafe'
o Jarre, Jean Michel – Oxygene
o Ramones – Ramones (1st Album)
o Kuti, Fela – Zombie
o Tosh, Peter – Legalize It
o Wonder, Stevie – Songs in the Key of Life
o Frampton, Peter – Frampton Comes Alive
o Eno, Brian – Before & After Science
o Kraftwerk – Trans-Europe Express
o Joel, Billy – Stranger, the
o Marley, Bob & the Wailers – Exodus
o Electric Light Orchestra – Out of the Blue
o Weather Report – Heavy Weather
o Muddy Waters – Hard Again
o Stranglers – Rattus Norvegicus
o Clash – Clash (1st Album)
o Bowie, David – Low
o Steely Dan – Aja
o Wire – Pink Flag
o Martyn, John – One World
o Talking Heads – 77
o Fleetwood Mac – Rumours
o Bowie, David – ‘Heroes’
o Wilson, Dennis – Pacific Ocean Blue
o Suicide – Suicide (1st Album)
o Iggy Pop – Idiot, the
o Gabriel, Peter – Peter Gabriel (I)
o Television – Marquee Moon
o Meat Loaf – Bat Out of Hell
o Costello, Elvis – My Aim is True
o Iggy Pop – Lust for Life
o Dury, Ian – New Boots & Panties!!
o Sex Pistols – Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the…
o Pere Ubu – Modern Dance
o Kraftwerk – Man Machine
o Blondie – Parallel Lines
o Regina, Eli's – Vento de Maio
o Pere Ubu – Dub Housing
o Only Ones – Only Ones (1st Album)
o Costello, Elvis – This Year’s Model
o Jam – All Mod Cons
o Ely, Joe – Honky Tonk Masquerade
o Adverts – Crossing the Red Sea with the…
o Big Star – Third (aka Sister Lovers)
o Residents – Duck Stab/Buster & Glen
o Public Image Ltd – Public Image
o Magazine – Real Life
o Springsteen, Bruce – Darkness on the Edge of Town
o Funkadelic – One Nation Under a Groove
o Throbbing Gristle – DOA: Third & Final Report
o Thin Lizzy – Live & Dangerous
o Talking Heads – More Songs About Buildings & Food
o Buzzcocks – Another Music in a Different Kitchen
o Van Halen – Van Halen (1st Album)
o Colo'n, Willie & Rube'n Blades – Siembra
o Cars – Cars (1st Album)
o Devo – Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo
o Dire Straits – Dire Straits (1st Album)
o Saints – Eternally Yours
o Gaye, Marvin – Here, My Dear
o Nelson, Willie – Stardust
o Chic – C’est Chic
o X-ray Spex – Germ Free Adolescents
o Eno, Brian – Ambient 1: Music for Airports
o Siouxsie & the Banshees – Scream, the
o AC/DC – Highway to Hell
o Sister Sledge – We Are Family
o Crusaders – Street Life
o Germs – GI
o B52s – B52s (1st Album)
o Czukay, Holger – Movies
o Police – Reggatta de Blanc
o Fall – Live at the Witch Trials
o Talking Heads – Fear of Music
o Joy Division – Unknown Pleasures
o Chic – Risque'
o Undertones – Undertones (1st Album)
o Clash – London Calling
o Japan – Quiet Life
o Faithfull, Marianne – Broken English
o Slits – Cut
o Costello, Elvis – Armed Forces
o Young, Neil – Rust Never Sleeps
o Gang of Four – Entertainment!
o Cheap Trick – At Budokan
o Fleetwood Mac – Tusk
o Pink Floyd – Wall, the
o Public Image Ltd – Metal Box
o Jackson, Michael – Off the Wall
o Damned – Machine Gun Etiquette
o Numan, Gary – Pleasure Principle
o Specials – Specials (1st Album)

1980s

o Adam & the Ants – Kings of the Wild Frontier
o Dexys Midnight Runners – Searching for the Young Soul Rebels
o AC/DC – Back in Black
o Cramps – Songs the Lord Taught Us
o Dead Kennedys – Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
o Gabriel, Peter – Peter Gabriel (III)
o Soft Boys – Underwater Moonlight
o Cure – Seventeen Seconds
o Echo & the Bunnymen – Crocodiles
o Moto"rhead – Ace of Spades
o Killing Joke – Killing Joke (1st Album)
o Judas Priest – British Steel
o Circle Jerks – Group Sex
o Talking Heads – Remain in Light
o Joy Division – Closer
o Iron Maiden – Iron Maiden (1st Album)
o Undertones – Hypnotised
o Jam – Sound Affects
o Waits, Tom – Heartattack & Vine
o UB40 – Signing Off
o Teardrop Explodes – Kilimanjaro
o Specials – More Specials
o Winwood, Steve – Arc of a Diver
o Pretenders – Pretenders (1st Album)
o Einstu"rzende Neubauten – Kollaps
o Siouxsie & the Banshees – Juju
o Heaven 17 – Penthouse & Pavement
o Go-Gos – Beauty & the Beat
o Moto"rhead – No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith
o Soft Cell – Non Stop Erotic Cabaret
o Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark – Architecture & Morality
o Eno, Brian & David Byrne – My Life in the Bush of Ghosts
o Black Flag – Damaged
o X – Wild Gift
o Psychedelic Furs – Talk, Talk, Talk
o Human League – Dare
o Gun Club – Fire of Love
o Bauhaus – Mask
o Womack, Bobby – Poet
o Tom Tom Club – Tom Tom Club (1st Album)
o Rush – Moving Pictures
o ABBA – Visitors
o ABC – Lexicon of Love
o Prince – 1999
o Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five – Message, the
o Costello, Elvis – Imperial Bedroom
o Cure – Pornography
o Dexys Midnight Runners – Too Rye Ay
o Simple Minds – New Gold Dream (81, 82, 83, 84)
o Madness – Rise & Fall
o Fagen, Donald – Nightfly
o Haircut One Hundred – Pelican West
o Bush, Kate – Dreaming, the
o Orange Juice – Rip it Up
o Jackson, Michael – Thriller
o Birthday Party – Junkyard
o Venom – Black Metal
o Springsteen, Bruce – Nebraska
o Associates – Sulk
o Iron Maiden – Number of the Beast
o Duran Duran – Rio
o Violent Femmes – Violent Femmes (1st Album)
o McLaren, Malcolm – Duck Rock
o Def Leppard – Pyromania
o REM – Murmur
o The The – Soul Mining
o Waits, Tom – Swordfishtrombones
o Blue Nile – A Walk Across the Rooftops
o Hanoi Rocks – Back to Mystery City
o Lauper, Cyndi – She’s So Unusual
o Simon, Paul – Hearts & Bones
o Echo & the Bunnymen – Porcupine
o ZZ Top – Eliminator
o Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
o U2 – War
o Police – Synchronicity
o Meat Puppets – II
o Culture Club – Colour by Numbers
o Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Welcome to the Pleasuredome
o Run DMC – Run DMC (1984)
o Sade – Diamond Life
o Cocteau Twins – Treasure
o Minor Threat – Out of Step
o Van Halen – 1984
o Prince – Purple Rain
o Replacements – Let it Be
o Style Council – Cafe' Bleu
o Turner, Tina – Private Dancer
o Echo & the Bunnymen – Ocean Rain
o Minutemen – Double Nickels on the Dime
o Cole, Lloyd & the Commotions – Rattlesnakes
o N’Dour, Youssou – Immigre's
o Springsteen, Bruce – Born in the USA
o Fall – This Nation’s Saving Grace
o Ibrahim, Abdullah – Water from an Ancient Well
o Aha – Hunting High & Low
o Tears for Fears – Songs from the Big Chair
o Dire Straits – Brothers in Arms
o Prefab Sprout – Steve McQueen (aka Two Wheels Good)
o Mekons – Fear & Whiskey
o Big Black – Atomizer
o Vega, Suzanne – Suzanne Vega (1st Album)
o Pogues – Rum, Sodomy & the Lash
o Bush, Kate – Hounds of Love
o Smiths – Meat is Murder
o Waits, Tom – Rain Dogs
o Jesus & Mary Chain – Psychocandy
o New Order – Low Life
o Simply Red – Picture Book
o Dexys Midnight Runners – Don’t Stand Me Down
o Scritti Politti – Cupid & Psyche 85
o Costello, Elvis – Blood & Chocolate
o Afrika Bambaataa & the Soul Sonic Force – Planet Rock: The Album
o Beastie Boys – Licensed to Ill
o Metallica – Master of Puppets
o The The – Infected
o Griffith, Nanci – Last of the True Believers
o Bragg, Billy – Talking with the Taxman About Poetry
o Talk Talk – Colour of Spring
o Megadeth – Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying?
o Bon Jovi – Slippery When Wet
o Sonic Youth – Evol
o Slayer – Reign in Blood
o Throwing Muses – Throwing Muses (1986)
o Simon, Paul – Graceland
o Run DMC – Raising Hell
o XTC – Skylarking
o Earle, Steve – Guitar Town
o Bad Brains – I Against I
o Baker, Anita – Rapture
o Smiths – Queen is Dead
o Gabriel, Peter – So
o Anthrax – Among the Living
o Dinosaur Jr – You’re Living All Over Me
o Parton, Dolly with Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris – Trio
o Def Leppard – Hysteria
o REM – Document
o Prince – Sign ‘O’ the Times
o Cult – Electric
o Depeche Mode – Music for the Masses
o Sisters of Mercy – Floodland
o Michael, George – Faith
o Hu"sker Du" – Warehouse: Songs & Stories
o Butthole Surfers – Locust Abortion Technician
o Piazzolla, Astor & Gary Burton – New Tango
o Smiths – Strangeways Here We Come
o Guns N’ Roses – Appetite for Destruction
o Jesus & Mary Chain – Darklands
o Ladysmith Black Mambazo – Shaka Zulu
o Laibach – Opus Dei
o Napalm Death – Scum
o Sonic Youth – Sister
o Triffids – Calenture
o Jackson, Michael – Bad
o Pet Shop Boys – Actually
o U2 – Joshua Tree
o D’Arby, Terence Trent – Introducing the Hardline According to…
o Pogues – If I Should Fall from Grace with God
o Cohen, Leonard – I’m Your Man
o Waterboys – Fisherman’s Blues
o Fishbone – Truth & Soul
o Everything But the Girl – Idlewild
o Living Colour - Vivid
o Mudhoney – Superfuzz Bigmuff
o REM – Green
o Happy Mondays – Bummed
o Go Betweens – 16 Lovers Lane
o Cowboy Junkies – Trinity Session
o Chapman, Tracy – Tracy Chapman (1st Album)
o My Bloody Valentine – Isn’t Anything
o Pixies – Surfer Rosa
o Metallica – And Justice for All
o Dinosaur Jr – Bug
o Krause, Dagmar – Tank Battles
o lang, k.d. – Shadowland
o American Music Club – California
o Morrissey – Viva Hate
o Sonic Youth – Daydream Nation
o Sugarcubes – Life’s Too Good
o Yoakam, Dwight – Beuenas Noches from a Lonely Roomn
o Jane’s Addiction – Nothing’s Shocking
o Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
o Faith No More – Real Thing
o Kravtiz, Lenny – Let Love Rule
o Hooker, John Lee – Healer, the
o New Order – Technique
o Madonna – Like a Prayer
o Queen Latifah – All Hail the Queen
o Spacemen 3 – Playing with Fire
o fIREHOSE – fROMOHIO
o Beastie Boys – Paul’s Boutique
o Young Gods – Eau Rouge, l’
o Zorn, John – Spy vs Spy: Music of Ornette Coleman
o Stone Roses – Stone Roses (1st Album)
o Cherry, Neneh – Raw Like Sushi
o Maal, Baaba & Mansour Seck – Djam Leelii
o Bush, Kate – Sensual World
o Cure – Disintegration
o 808 State – 808:90
o Coldcut – What’s That Noise?
o Adamson, Barry – Moss Side Story
o Aerosmith – Pump
o Pixies – Doolittle
o Raitt, Bonnie – Nick of Time
o Fugazi – Repeater
o Soul II Soul – Club Classics: Vol One
o De La Soul – 3 Feet High & Rising
o Jackson, Janet – Rhythm Nation 1814
o Jungle Brothers – Done by the Forces of Nature
o NWA – Straight Outta Compton

1990s

o Cocteau Twins – Heaven or Las Vegas
o Shamen – En-Tact
o Deee Lite – World Clique
o La’s – La’s
o Black Crowes – Shake Your Money Maker
o Depeche Mode – Violator
o Pixies – Bossanova
o Megadeth – Rust in Peace
o Digital Underground – Sex Packets
o Pet Shop Boys – Behaviour
o Happy Mondays – Pills ‘n’ Thrills and Bellyaches
o Michael, George – Listen Without Prejudice: Vol 1
o Young, Neil – Ragged Glory
o Ice Cube – AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted
o Jane’s Addiction – Ritual de lo Habitual
o LL Cool J – Mama Said Knock You Out
o Public Enemy – Fear of a Black Planet
o O’Connor, Sine'ad – I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got
o Tribe Called Quest, a – People’s Instinctive Travels & the Paths of Rhythm
o Sonic Youth – Goo
o Ride – Nowhere
o My Bloody Valentine – Loveless
o Nirvana – Nevermind
o Crowded House – Woodface
o Cypress Hill – Cypress Hill (1st Album)
o Cope, Julian – Peggy Suicide
o Gang Starr – Step in the Arena
o MC Solaar - Qui Se`me le Vent Re'colte le Tempo
o Jah Wobble – Rising Above Bedlam
o Red Hot Chili Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magik
o Ice T – OG: Original Gangster
o Mudhoney – Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
o Public Enemy – Apocalypse 91… Enemy Strikes Back
o Tribe Called Quest, a – Low End Theory
o Pearl Jam – Ten
o Saint Etienne – Foxbase Alpha
o Sepultura – Arise
o Slint – Spiderland
o U2 – Achtung Baby
o KLF – White Room
o Massive Attack – Blue Lines
o Primal Scream – Screamadelica
o Teenage Fanclub – Bandwagonesque
o Metallica – Metallica [aka Black Album]
o Pavement – Slanted & Enchanted
o Aphex Twin – Selected Ambient Works 85-92
o Arrested Development – 3 Years, 5 Months & 2 Days in the Life of…
o Olomide', Koffi – Haut de Gamme: Kowei"t, Rive Gauche
o Morrissey – Your Arsenal
o Maal, Baaba – Lam Toro
o Lemonheads – It’s a Shame About Ray
o Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine (1st Album)
o Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy – Hypocrisy is the Greatest Luxury
o lang, k.d. – Inge'nue
o Dr Dre – Chronic, the
o REM – Automatic for the People
o Pharcyde – Bizarre Ride II the…
o Spiritualized – Lazer Guided Melodies
o Sugar – Copper Blue
o Waits, Tom – Bone Machine
o Sonic Youth – Dirty
o Stereo MCs – Connected
o Ministry – Psalm 69 (Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs)
o Amos, Tori – Little Earthquakes
o Ice Cube – Predator
o Pantera – Vulgar Display of Power
o Alice in Chains – Dirt
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Henry’s Dream, by…
o Khan, Nusrat Fateh Ali – Devotional Songs
o Harvey, P.J. – Dry
o Suede – Suede (1st Album)
o Weller, Paul – Wild Wood
o Smashing Pumpkins – Siamese Dream
o Auteurs – New Wave
o Phair, Liz – Exile in Guyville
o Afghan Whigs – Gentlemen
o Mann, Aimee – Whatever
o Grant Lee Buffalo – Fuzzy
o Nirvana – In Utero
o Jamiroquai – Emergency on Planet Earth
o Pet Shop Boys – Very
o Harvey, P.J. – Rid of Me
o Blur – Modern Life is Rubbish
o Crow, Sheryl – Tuesday Night Music Club
o Fall – Infotainment Scan
o Wu Tang Clan – Enter the Wu Tang (36 Chambers)
o Bjo"rk – Debut
o Orbital – Orbital [aka Brown Album]
o Snoop Doggy Dogg – Doggystyle
o Sebadoh – Bubble & Scrape
o Boo Radleys – Giant Steps
o Orbit, William – Strange Cargo: III
o Method Man – Tical
o Black, Frank – Teenager of the Year
o Girls Against Boys – Venus Luxure No 1 Baby
o Jeru the Damaja – Sun Rises in the East
o Pavement – Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
o Portishead – Dummy
o Sabres of Paradise – Haunted Dancehall
o Nas – Illmatic
o Beastie Boys – Ill Communication
o Costello, Elvis – Brutal Youth
o Morrissey – Vauxhall & I
o TLC – CrazySexyCool
o Oasis – Definitely Maybe
o Soundgarden – Superunknown
o Offspring – Smash
o Drive Like Jehu – Yank Crime
o Blur – Parklife
o G Love & Special Sauce - G Love & Special Sauce (1994)
o Toure', Ali Farka – Talking Timbuktu
o Hole – Live Through This
o Massive Attack – Protection
o Manic Street Preachers – Holy Bible
o Suede – Dog Man Star
o Notorious BIG – Ready to Die
o Buckley, Jeff – Grace
o Orbital – Snivilisation
o Nirvana – MTV Unplugged in New York
o Nine Inch Nails – Downward Spiral
o Prodigy – Music for the Jilted Generation
o Green Day – Dookie
o Foo Fighters – Foo Fighters (1st Album)
o Garbage – Garbage (1st Album)
o Nightmares on Wax – Smokers Delight
o Tricky – Maxinquaye
o Raekwon – Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
o Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness
o Rocket from the Crypt – Scream, Dracula, Scream
o Chemical Brothers – Exit Planet Dust
o 2Pac – Me Against the World
o Elastica – Elastica (1st Album)
o Supergrass – I Should Coco
o Radiohead – Bends, the
o Guided by Voices – Alien Lanes
o Kuti, Femi – Femi Kuti (1995)
o Verve – A Northern Soul
o Genius GZA – Liquid Swords
o Pulp – Different Class
o Leftfield – Leftism
o D’Angelo – Brown Sugar
o Oasis – (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
o Goldie – Timeless
o Morissette, Alanis – Jagged Little Pill
o Screaming Trees – Dust
o Super Furry Animals – Fuzzy Logic
o Fatboy Slim – Better Living Through Chemistry
o Dr Octagon – Dr Octagonecologyst
o Stereolab – Emperor Tomato Ketchup
o Tortoise – Millions Now Living Will Never Die
o Beck – Odelay
o Belle & Sebastian – Tigermilk
o DJ Shadow – Endtroducing
o Eels – Beautiful Freak
o Divine Comedy – Casanova
o Apple, Fiona – Tidal
o Wilco – Being There
o Sepultura – Roots
o Adamson, Barry – Oedipus Schmoedipus
o Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Come Find Yourself
o Maxwell – Urban Hang Suite
o Charlatans – Tellin’ Stories
o Manic Street Preachers – Everything Must Go
o Everything But the Girl – Walking Wounded
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Murder Ballads
o Bukem, LTJ – Logical Progression
o Underworld – Second Toughest in the Infants
o Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – Now I Got Worry
o Cardigans – First Band on the Moon
o Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
o Fugees – Score, the
o Ash – 1977
o Belle & Sebastian – If You’re Feeling Sinister
o Blur – Blur (1997)
o Radiohead – OK Computer
o Quaye, Finley – Maverick a Strike
o Elliott, Missy Misdemeanor – Supa Dupa Fly
o Chemical Brothers – Dig Your Own Hole
o Primal Scream – Vanishing Point
o Wyatt, Robert – Shleep
o Holmes, David – Let’s Get Killed
o Sleater Kinney – Dig Me Out
o Prodigy – Fat of the Land
o Buena Vista Social Club - Buena Vista Social Club (1997)
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Boatman’s Call
o Divine Comedy – A Short Album About Love
o Cornershop – When I was Born for the 7th Time
o Daft Punk – Homework
o Williams, Robbie – Life Thru a Lens
o Carey, Mariah – Butterfly
o Supergrass – In it for the Money
o Dylan, Bob – Time Out of Mind
o Size, Roni & Reprazent – New Forms
o Smith, Elliott – Either/Or
o Verve – Urban Hymns
o Spiritualized – Ladies & Gentlemen, We are Floating in Space
o Dandy Warhols – Dandy Warhols (1997)
o Dylan, Bob – Bootleg Series Vol 4: Live 1966 [rec: 1966 at Free Trade Hall, Manchester]
o Chao, Manu – Clandestino
o Bragg, Billy & Wilco – Mermaid Avenue
o Turbonegro – Apocalypse Dudes
o Fatboy Slim – You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby
o Gray, David – White Ladder
o Williams, Lucinda – Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
o Pulp – This is Hardcore
o Madonna – Ray of Light
o Hill, Lauryn – Miseducation of…
o Hole – Celebrity Skin
o Mercury Rev – Deserter’s Songs
o System of a Down - System of a Down (1st Album)
o Queen of the Stone Age - Queen of the Stone Age (1st Album)
o Air – Moon Safari
o Singh, Talvin – OK
o Korn – Follow the Leader
o Khale`d, (Cheb) – Kenza
o Kid Rock – Devil Without a Cause
o Boards of Canada – Music Has the Right to Children
o Suba - Sa~o Paulo Confessions
o XTC – Apple Venus: Volume 1
o Skunk Anansie – Post Orgasmic Chill
o Incubus – Make Yourself
o Magnetic Fields – 69 Love Songs
o Travis – Man Who
o Slipknot – Slipknot (1st Album)
o Orton, Beth – Central Reservation
o Sawhney, Nitin – Beyond Skin
o Death in Vegas – Contino Sessions
o Moby – Play
o Flaming Lips – Soft Bulletin
o Rhymes Digitales, les – Darkdancer
o Tigre, le – Tigre, le (1999)
o Eminem – Slim Shady LP
o Spears, Britney – Baby One More Time
o Metallica – S&M
o Bonnie Prince Billy – I See a Darkness
o Shack – HMS Fable
o Basement Jaxx – Remedy
o Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication
o Sigur Ro's – A'g?tis Byrjun

2000s

o Doves – Lost Souls
o Air – Virgin Suicides: Original Motion Picture Score
o Adams, Ryan – Heartbreaker
o Gilberto, Bebel – Tanto Tempo
o Cole, MJ – Sincere
o Harris, Emmylou – Red Dirt Girl
o Limp Bizkit – Chocolate Starfish & the Hot Dog Flavored Water
o Radiohead – Kid A
o U2 – All That You Can’t Leave Behind
o Linkin Park – Hybrid Theory
o Smith, Elliott – Figure 8
o Badly Drawn Boy – Hour of Bewilderbeast
o Harvey, P.J. – Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
o Badu, Erykah – Mama’s Gun
o Coldplay – Parachutes
o Common – Like Water for Chocolate
o Ladd, Mike – Welcome to the Afterfuture
o Red Snapper – Our Aim is to Satisfy
o Eminem – Marshall Mathers LP
o Goldfrapp – Felt Mountain
o Giant Sand – Chore of Enchantment
o Lambchop – Nixon
o Lemper, Ute – Punishing Kiss
o Madonna – Music
o Avalanches – Since I Left You
o OutKast – Stankonia
o Radiohead – Amnesiac
o Silver Jews – Bright Flight
o Bjo"rk – Vespertine
o Gorillaz – Gorillaz (1st Album)
o Adams, Ryan – Gold
o Destiny’s Child – Survivor
o Strokes – Is This It
o Welch, Gillian – Time (The Revelator)
o Gotan Project – Revancha del Tango, la
o White Stripes – White Blood Cells
o Beta Band – Hot Shots II
o Jay Z – Blueprint
o Ro"yksopp – Melody AM
o Drive-By Truckers – Southern Rock Opera
o Super Furry Animals – Rings Around the World
o Jurassic 5 – Power in Numbers
o Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
o Ms Dynamite – A Little Deeper
o Bees – Sunshine Hit Me
o Jones, Norah – Come Away with Me
o Coldplay – A Rush of Blood to the Head
o Coral – Coral (2002)
o Cash, Johnny – American IV: Man Comes Around
o Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
o Doves – Last Broadcast
o Elliott, Missy – Under Construction
o Springsteen, Bruce – Rising, the
o Aguilera, Christina – Stripped
o Roots – Phrenology
o Beck – Sea Change
o Timberlake, Justin – Justified
o Vines – Highly Evolved
o Hives – Your New Favourite Band
o Radiohead – Hail to the Thief
o Winehouse, Amy – Frank
o Calexico – Feast of Wire
o Darkness – Permission to Land
o White Stripes – Elephant
o Dizzee Rascal – Boy in da Corner
o Kings of Leon – Youth & Young Manhood
o Thrills – So Much for the City
o Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Fever to Tell
o OutKast – Speakerboxxx/Love Below
o 50 Cent – Get Rich or Die Tryin’
o Mars Volta – Deloused in the Comatorium
o Lightning Bolt – Wonderful Rainbow
o Wainwright, Rufus – Want One
o Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters (1st Album)
o Morrissey – You Are the Quarry
o Bjo"rk – Medu'lla
o Mylo – Destroy Rock & Roll
o Wilson, Brian – SMiLE
o Icarus Line – Penance Soire'e
o Arcade Fire – Funeral
o Banhart, Devendra – Rejoicing in the Hands
o Cave, Nick & the Bad Seeds – Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus
o Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand (1st Album)
o N*E*R*D – Fly or Die
o Beta Band – Heroes to Zeros
o Ozamatli – Street Signs
o Libertines – Libertines (1st Album)
o West, kanYe – College Dropout
o Green, Cee-Lo – Is the Soul Machine
o TV on the Radio – Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes
o Liars – They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
o Streets – A Grand Don’t Come for Free
o Wainwright, Rufus – Want Two
o Zutons – Who Killed the Zutons?
o Killers – Hot Fuss
o Kings of Leon – Aha Shake Heartbreak
o MIA (UK) – Arular
o Beck – Guero
o White Stripes – Get Behind Me Satan
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Îïèñàíèå: Íåîáû÷íûé "Øàáðîëåâñêèé" ôèëüì ñ ó÷àñòèåì Øàáðîëÿ, íî ñíÿòûé Ñýìîì Ôóëëåðîì.  íåì ïðèñóòñòâóþò âñå ýëåìåíòû "øàáðîëåâñêîé" âñåëåííîé: "ïëåâêè" â áóðæóàçèþ, ñàðêàçì è ñàêðàëüíîå ïðåñòóïëåíèå. Âïðî÷åì, òàì åñòü è Øàáðîëü ñîáñòâåííîé ïåðñîíîé, êîòîðûé èãðàåò ïîõîòëèâîãî ðàáîòíèêà ñëóæáû çàíÿòîñòè, êîðîòàþùåãî ñâîáîäíîå âðåìÿ ñ ïðîñòèòóòêàìè è íàáëþäåíèåì çà ñîñåäêîé, â äîìå íàïðîòèâ.
 öåíòðå ñþæåòà èñòîðèÿ âñòðå÷è, ëþáâè, æèçíè è ñìåðòè äâóõ ìîëîäûõ áåçðàáîòíûõ. Îí - áåçðàáîòíûé âèîëîí÷åëèñò, îíà - ïîêà åùå íèêòî. Äåíüãè çàêàí÷èâàþòñÿ è ìîëîäûå ðåøàþò ïðîìûøëÿòü íåáîëüøèìè êðàæàìè èç äîìîâ áîãàòûõ áóðæóà. Íî âíà÷àëå íàäî îòîìñòèòü. Êîìó? Âñåì, êòî èõ óíèæàë. Ïðåæäå âñåãî êàäðîâèêàì, êîòîðûå èçäåâàëèñü íàä íèìè â öåíòðå çàíÿòîñòè. Îäíàêî, êîãäà îíè íàâåäàëèñü ê Ëóè Êðèïåíó ïî êëè÷êå "Òàðòþô", êîòîðîãî è èãðàë Øàáðîëü, òîò îò ñòðàõà, áàëàíñèðóÿ íà ïîäîêîííèêå, â ïðîöåññå íàáëþäåíèÿ çà äåïèëëÿöèåé íîã ñîñåäêè, óïàë è ñëîìàë ñåáå øåþ, à ãëàâíûõ ãåðîåâ, çàî÷íî îáâèíèëè â åãî óáèéñòâå.

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