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Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic whimp
Have no fucking place to swim?
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Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
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Starlet"s fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend"s briefs,
I don"t mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace?
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Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard would - what the heck! -
Fuck their way through ticket check
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My advice to future bride:
Don"t get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...
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I am dragging to the bushes
this would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of fucking here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...
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My plant is roaring just like bee-hive
Shit, is that boring - I fuck this life!
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Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?" Little Nickie is very sad:
doesn"t want to ride moped,
doesn"t want to ride his horse
wants to have an intercourse.
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Everything is going down - not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about - fucking has priority.
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Time has shifted for an hour - what a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup, now it"s up at work.
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Girls have called me to the party - I decided not to come,
It"s because my lothing ugly and my dick is tiny one.
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I was sleeping with my honey absolutely naked,
I have took my panties off just to make a statement.
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Nick is crossing village slowly - outside it"s cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running just in case if something"s coming
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Girls had fight at country hut
Over who"s the hairest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.
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You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He"s got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin"s masterpiece...
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We were kissing with my honey in the public area
But the pain in my virgina stopped us from continuing
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Have you seen four dicks together
Dancing on a mountain peak?
And one dick had fuked another
But with yet another dick