Grunka lunka dunkity doo
We've got a friendly warning for you!
Grunka lunka dunkity daces
The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis!


Asking questions in school is a great way to learn.
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm.
It could easily happen again to you folks.


So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut!
Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!


Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!