я на facefook прочитала. не знаю если ты зарегистрирован там http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5595678059&ref=nf

я оставила только те, с чем я лично сталкивалась.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE RUSSIAN IF:

* 1. Your car costs more than your college education
* 2. Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not
* 3. Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn
* 4. Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends
* 5. Your idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD.
* 6. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone
* 7. Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font
* 8. You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents
* 9. People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can
* 10. Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"
* 11. You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market
* 12. You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki
* 13. You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner
* 15. You know all the cops by their first names
* 16. You know someone who works at a dental lab
* 17. You are somehow related to most of the people you know
* 20. On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2
* 21. You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit
* 22. Your Honda has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back bumper
* 23. Your Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohs.
* 24. At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shmal'...