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Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 20:34 + â öèòàòíèê
Òâîé ôàéë áûë òàê âåëèê
È, äîëæíî áûòü, âåñüìà ïîëåçåí
Íî åãî áîëüøå íåò

Ñàéò, êîòîðûé òû èùåøü
Íàéòè íåâîçìîæíî, íî
Âåäü íå ñ÷åñòü äðóãèõ

Õàîñ öàðèò â ñèñòåìå
Ïîäóìàé, ðàñêàéñÿ è ïåðåçàãðóçèñü
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Ïðîãðàììà çàêðûâàåòñÿ:
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 êîëîíêàõ èãðàåò: Â.Áóòóñîâ è Þïèòåð - Óäàðíàÿ ëþáîâü

LI 3.9.25

wwk   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Re: ðûäàþ Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 20:56 (ññûëêà)
Ýòî ïåðåâîä
â àíãëèéñêîì âàðèàíòå îíè åùå ëó÷øå :)
Flow musicLacrimosa - Copycat

LI 3.9.25
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
else   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Re: Îòâåò â else; ðûäàþ Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 21:05 (ññûëêà)
ãäå url?=)
 êîëîíêàõ èãðàåò: Èâàíóøêè International - Áåçíàäåãà òî÷êà ðó

LI 3.9.25
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
wwk   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Re: Îòâåò â else; ðûäàþ Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 21:08 (ññûëêà)
searching memory:
17% complete...

Flow musicThe Cranberries - Pretty

LI 3.9.25
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
else   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Re: Îòâåò â else; ðûäàþ Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 21:14 (ññûëêà)
ïëîõî òåáå... âîò ó ìåíÿ - ïàìÿòü äåâè÷üÿ, 1 Êá =)
 êîëîíêàõ èãðàåò: È.Äóõîâíûé - Ãðóñòíàÿ èñòîðèÿ

LI 3.9.25
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
wwk   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Re: Îòâåò â else; ðûäàþ Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 21:21 (ññûëêà)
à ó ìåíÿ ïëàãèí ãóãëèòåëüíûé åñòü
âîò ÷òî îí íàðûë:
http://www.ldresources.com/resources/etext/funny/haiku_errors.txt
Flow musicÄîêòîð Êèí÷åâ - Êî ìíå

LI 3.9.25
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
else   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Re: Îòâåò â else; ðûäàþ Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 21:31 (ññûëêà)
àãà... êðó÷å =)
*ðûäàåò åùå ïóùå*
 êîëîíêàõ èãðàåò: Íîãó ñâåëî - Íàøè äåòñêèå ñìåøíûå ãîëîñà

LI 3.9.25
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
Akul   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âòîðíèê, 18 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 22:44 (ññûëêà)
ñèëüíî :))))) íàñòîåíèå ïîäíÿëî :))) è ðóññêèé è àíãëèéñêèé, îíè âðîäü íå âñå ïåðåñåêàþòñÿ
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
Tunc   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 19 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 18:59 (ññûëêà)
Íà ëè.ðó åñòü äðóãîé âàðèàíò:Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Ôàéë áûë âåëèê.
Íàâåðíî — áûë î÷åíü ïîëåçåí.
Íî òåïåðü îí óøåë.



The website you seek
Cannot be located,
but Countless more exist.

Âåá-ñàéò òû èùåøü?
Îí íå îáíàðóæåí, —
íî ñóùåñòâóþò òûñÿ÷è äðóãèõ.



Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.

Õàîñ öàðèò âíóòðè.
Îòðàçè, ðàñêàéñÿ, ïåðåñòàðòóé.
Ïîðÿäîê íóæíî âåðíóòü.



Aborted effort.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Óñèëüå òùåòíî.
Çàêðîé âñå ñ ÷åì ðàáîòàë.
Òàê ìíîãî õî÷åøü òû…



Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.

Îêîøêè NT â áåñ÷óñòâèè.
ß Ñèíèé, Ñìåðòè, Ýêðàí!
Íèêòî íå óñëûøèò êðèêîâ òâîèõ.



Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Â÷åðà ðàáîòàëî.
Ñåãîäíÿ íå ðàáîòàåò óæå. —
Âîò òàê è Windows.



Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

Áóäü òåðïåëèâ.
×òî ñòîèò ãíåâ òâîé?
Âñÿ ñåòü óïàëà!



A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Ïîëîìêà ïðåâðàòèëà
Òâîé êîìïüþòåð äîðîãîé
 îáû÷íûé êàìåíü ó äîðîãè…



Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Òðè âåùè ïðåäîïðåäåëåíû:
Íàëîãè, Ñìåðòü, óòðàòà äàííûõ.
Òàê óãàäàé æå, ÷òî òåïåðü ñëó÷èëîñü?



You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Âñòóïèë â ïîòîê,
Íî âäðóã âîäà óøëà…
Ñòðàíè÷êè íåò çäåñü áîëüøå.



Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Òàê ìàëî ïàìÿòè.
Õîòèì ìû îõâàòèòü âñå íåáåñà.
Íî íå ïîëó÷èòñÿ íàâåðíî.



Having been erased,
The document you°re seeking
Must now be retyped.

Òû äîêóìåíò èñêàë?
Îí ñòåðò äàâíî,
Ïðèäåòñÿ íàáèðàòü åãî ñíà÷àëà.



I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue.

ß âàøó «ïðîãëîòèë» ñòðàíè÷êó,
Ïðîñòèòå, ýòî áûëî âêóñíî
È êèñëî òàê íà ÿçûêå ìîåì.



First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

Ñíåã ñíà÷àëà, ïîòîì òèøèíà
Ìîíèòîð â òûùó äîëëàðîâ óìåð…
Òàê êðàñèâî…



With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
«My Novel» not found.

Ïðèõîäèò ñ ïîèñêîì ïîòåðÿ.
Íàëè÷èå îòñóòñòâèÿ:
«My Novel» âíîâü íå îáíàðóæåí.

Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
else   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè ×åòâåðã, 20 Íîÿáðÿ 2003 ã. 16:21 (ññûëêà)
íåêîòîðûå âåùè â ìîåì âàðèàíòå (èõìî) áîëüøå ñìàõèâàþò íà õàéêó =)
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
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