When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue,
I`ll try to dislodge whatever is chocking you.
When you are smile,I`ll know you finally got some.
When you are scared,I`ll tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,I`ll tell you horrible stories
About how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused,I`ll use little words to explain it to dumb ass.
When you are sick,stay away from me until you`re well again.
I don`t want what you`ve got.
When you fall,I`ll try to keep from laughing.
This is my oath,I pledge til the end.Why you ask?
Because you`re my friend.